GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   CaptainHowdy's Spine-Chilling Halloween Movie List (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1153334)

CaptainHowdy 10-30-2014 11:05 PM

CaptainHowdy's Spine-Chilling Halloween Movie List
 
Most choices may seem obvious but I encourage you to go and watch any of these with a "fresh pair of eyes" or else go and watch one of those contemporary horror movies that resemble a colonoscopy footage. Enjoy!

Pet Sematary (1989)
One of my dearest movies from the VHS rental frenzy of the late 80's. Stephen King's unhinged eyes staring straight into death.


The Exorcist III (1990)
The first "Exorcist" would be just too easy to list. This terryfing movie exposed me to my own sense of mortality at a very tender age so it ranks really high for me.


Poltergeist (1982)
The horror movie everybody think they saw but few actually did. Now go watch it.


Suspiria (1977)
Terror elevated to the dignity of art.


Eden Lake (2008)
Somewhere between "Funny Games" and "Cabin Fever" (and much closer to "Straw Dogs") there's this brutal british horror gem. The plausibility of it all makes this movie terrifying.


Under The Skin (2014)
The mother of all horrors: being human.


Scenes from a Marriage (1977)
What's scarier than married life? A film filled with demons (more than in the whole "Night Of The Demons" trilogy).

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2014 08:06 AM

Happy Halloween, guys!!

Magnetron 10-31-2014 08:17 AM

Just don't make the mistake of watching Poltergeist 2. :Oh crap

MrBottomTooth 10-31-2014 08:17 AM

I really liked Under the Skin. Even without the Scarlet Johansson full frontal nudity, it was worth watching. (although that certainly made it better)

John-ACWM 10-31-2014 08:37 AM

Sweet list. I might watch again Pet Sematary.

romeo22 10-31-2014 08:41 AM

Eden Lake is awesome!

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2014 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 20273518)
Just don't make the mistake of watching Poltergeist 2. :Oh crap

That movie was like OfferGrind: you can't blame them for trying.

scubadiver626 10-31-2014 09:26 AM

Watched cabin in the woods last night. Great movie nasty monster flick.

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2014 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scubadiver626 (Post 20273624)
Watched cabin in the woods last night. Great movie nasty monster flick.

I still have to see that one ...

brassmonkey 10-31-2014 02:37 PM

you can never top my list! :1orglaugh

trick r treat (cheesy but good)
vacancy
the hitcher old and new version
open grave

id butter her boooooobies! :1orglaugh
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...5-1024-768.jpg

SilentKnight 10-31-2014 02:41 PM

The Ring was one of the better ones in recent memory.

xNetworx 10-31-2014 02:45 PM

You're Next was a fun movie - just watched it again

brassmonkey 10-31-2014 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20274029)
The Ring was one of the better ones in recent memory.

one and two are good :2 cents: i watched both a lot last year. racheal that what he called his mom! :1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-31-2014 02:51 PM

nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.


SilentKnight 10-31-2014 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20274048)
nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.

Your uncle is Tobe Hooper?

Damn...always liked his flicks. :thumbsup

TCM will always be a classic.

VSKimi 10-31-2014 02:54 PM

Love the list!! One more to add on, still gives me the heeby jeebies! Happy Halloween!


brassmonkey 10-31-2014 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20274048)
nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.


it went just stupid! :2 cents: there's like 8 movies. the old guys in both scared the shit out of me :helpme

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2014 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20274048)
nice list, my uncle tobe hooper directed poltergeist.

I'd add phantasm to this list.


He actually directed it, right?? I was about to add the "Whoever directed it" line to the Poltergeist description since many think that it was Steven Spielberg the actual director. My respects to your uncle.

The "Phantasm" movies are awesome indeed.

dyna mo 10-31-2014 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20274053)
Your uncle is Tobe Hooper?

Damn...always liked his flicks. :thumbsup

TCM will always be a classic.

yeah, his son and I spent summers together in austin back when we were growing up, we made toy monsters and shit all the time. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20274059)
He actually directed it, right?? I was about to add the "Whoever directed it" line to the Poltergeist description since many think that it was Steven Spielberg the actual director. My respects to your uncle.

The "Phantasm" movies are awesome indeed.

oh yah, we all went to that premiere in austin, tx! I'm sure he's grateful you still enjoy his movie(s). :thumbsup

TeenCat 10-31-2014 03:26 PM

no harry potter? :helpme happy halloween guys and girls :)

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2014 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20274079)
oh yah, we all went to that premiere in austin, tx! I'm sure he's grateful you still enjoy his movie(s). :thumbsup

That is a true GFY revelation! "Spontaneous Combustion" is one of my favorites and that became one of the greatest fears in my life.

As soon as my best friend's son is allowed to watch horror movies I'll be giving him one of my copies of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" as a gift.

Jeffmage 10-31-2014 03:37 PM

I will recommend the original Halloween.

I remember going to the premier on Halloween of 1979 or so. It was a very scary movie and the soundtrack made it even better.

Donald Pleasance made a career of being in spooky movies. He was awesome.

brassmonkey 10-31-2014 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffmage (Post 20274096)
I will recommend the original Halloween.

I remember going to the premier on Halloween of 1979 or so. It was a very scary movie and the soundtrack made it even better.

Donald Pleasance made a career of being in spooky movies. He was awesome.

Donald Pleasence R.I.P. he will visit you 2 nite. serve pork and beans and a chocolate blunt!v his favorites :1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-31-2014 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20274095)
That is a true GFY revelation! "Spontaneous Combustion" is one of my favorites and that became one of the greatest fears in my life.

As soon as my best friend's son is allowed to watch horror movies I'll be giving him one of my copies of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" as a gift.

The meat hook scene lingers long in the memory.............

still wigs me out :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 10-31-2014 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20274059)
He actually directed it, right?? I was about to add the "Whoever directed it" line to the Poltergeist description since many think that it was Steven Spielberg the actual director. My respects to your uncle.

The "Phantasm" movies are awesome indeed.

He also did Salem's Lot (the tv movie) back in the day. I remember that was extremely well done.

He did Lifeforce - if memory serves - a naked alien chick walked around a lot. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-31-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20274173)
He also did Salem's Lot (the tv movie) back in the day. I remember that was extremely well done.

He did Lifeforce - if memory serves - a naked alien chick walked around a lot. :1orglaugh

hah, lifeforce was his first and last big budget blockbuster. it tanked......that chick was crazy hot though. I kinda like it.

one of his that gets overlooked is the funhouse, it's creepy!


SilentKnight 10-31-2014 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20274202)
hah, lifeforce was his first and last big budget blockbuster. it tanked......that chick was crazy hot though. I kinda like it.

She had an awesome rack, for sure. :thumbsup

http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordp...hilda_may.jpeg

dyna mo 10-31-2014 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20274212)
She had an awesome rack, for sure. :thumbsup

http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordp...hilda_may.jpeg

that is approaching ridiculous levels of hotness! dangggggggggggggggggggg :thumbsup

brassmonkey 10-31-2014 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20274221)
that is approaching ridiculous levels of hotness! dangggggggggggggggggggg :thumbsup

and this one?

http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attac...ot-girl%20.att
http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attac...ot-girl%20.att

dyna mo 10-31-2014 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20274225)

well, that's what her face, her name escapes me but solo gal, yeah, uber hot certainly. lokk at those tiddies!

i
m distracted nowe.

Magnetron 11-01-2014 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffmage (Post 20274096)
I will recommend the original Halloween.

I remember going to the premier on Halloween of 1979 or so. It was a very scary movie and the soundtrack made it even better.

Donald Pleasance made a career of being in spooky movies. He was awesome.

Rife with so many editing flaws it is not even funny. Same with the first sequel. But it doesn't stop me from watching them every year. And every time I see something new that makes absolutely no sense.

The Porn Nerd 11-01-2014 08:58 AM

I like The Addams Family and Addams Family Values.

:D

CaptainHowdy 11-01-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20274513)
I like The Addams Family and Addams Family Values.

:D


brassmonkey 11-01-2014 12:22 PM

sum of you dont know what horror is.

the original texas chainsaw massacre
any of the saw movies they are as hardcore as it gets in gore

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2017 11:57 AM

Halloween bump ...

nikki99 10-31-2017 01:23 PM


2MuchMark 10-31-2017 01:25 PM


bronco67 10-31-2017 06:03 PM

Don't forget The Descent.

There's been a few recent horror movies I've seen which are pretty good:
Conjuring 2
The Babadook
Oculus
Train to Busan ( insane movie)
It Follows


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:06 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123