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leg4 11-13-2014 02:07 AM

Mexico -------- Tijuana ??
 
I am leaving tomorrow and spending a full month in Tijuana. --- Playas -- oh yeah

Fuck it -- I am tired of the fast pace of Houston.

Anyone here in San Diego or Tijuana that wanna just party or hang out or watch Idiocracy?

WHOAMI?

I love:

1) Making money

2) Hot pussy

3) drinking shots and a beer and saying wow...thats big ass Moon.

Anyone around for the next month???

TJ/SD???

JJ Gold 11-13-2014 04:11 AM

I wish I didn't have to be sober. Always good to meet Houstoners.

Have fun and keep your head on a swivel in TJ. It ain't like it used to be.

yuu.design 11-13-2014 06:13 AM

lucky guuy :)

jimmycooper 11-13-2014 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4 (Post 20287886)
I am leaving tomorrow and spending a full month in Tijuana. --- Playas -- oh yeah

Fuck it -- I am tired of the fast pace of Houston.

Anyone here in San Diego or Tijuana that wanna just party or hang out or watch Idiocracy?

WHOAMI?

I love:

1) Making money

2) Hot pussy

3) drinking shots and a beer and saying wow...thats big ass Moon.

Anyone around for the next month???

TJ/SD???

Houston is a cool city but I'd hardly call it 'fast paced'.

pornguy 11-13-2014 07:25 AM

Take warm clothes it gets cold as fuck

MassMarketing 11-13-2014 08:11 AM

https://www.osac.gov/pages/ContentRe...aspx?cid=16152
Pickpockets and purse snatchers are common and mostly occur in large crowds, on public transportation, and at tourist attractions. Credit card fraud, ATM card, and telephone card fraud is common. Tijuana is a highly strategic location for narcotic and human trafficking, and violent crime continues to be a part of everyday life.

Sounds like fun! Stay safe!

PAR 11-13-2014 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold (Post 20287936)
I wish I didn't have to be sober. Always good to meet Houstoners.

Have fun and keep your head on a swivel in TJ. It ain't like it used to be.

Less donkey show more shit show...

HelmutKohl 11-13-2014 12:26 PM

Somebody said Tijuana ?!!

http://i.imgur.com/hWmnoJU.jpg

thehand 11-13-2014 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4 (Post 20287886)
I am leaving tomorrow and spending a full month in Tijuana. --- Playas -- oh yeah

Fuck it -- I am tired of the fast pace of Houston.

Anyone here in San Diego or Tijuana that wanna just party or hang out or watch Idiocracy?

WHOAMI?

I love:

1) Making money

2) Hot pussy

3) drinking shots and a beer and saying wow...thats big ass Moon.

Anyone around for the next month???

TJ/SD???


TJ is a shithole - drive an hour south to Roasarito, at least. :2 cents:

punker barbie 11-13-2014 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehand (Post 20288528)
TJ is a shithole - drive an hour south to Roasarito, at least. :2 cents:

Its been revamped and actually pretty cool. Its now a hot tourist spot for great food, art, and theater. http://www.sandiegomagazine.com/San-...e-Baja-Moment/

leg4 11-14-2014 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehand (Post 20288528)
TJ is a shithole - drive an hour south to Roasarito, at least. :2 cents:


Yeah, we're doing that for sure... thanks!

thehand 11-14-2014 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4 (Post 20289902)
Yeah, we're doing that for sure... thanks!

A couple more Mexico travel tips :

Do not drive at night.

Do not drive a dark SUV. (the cartels love these and will take them from you day or night).

Park your vehicle at the hotel and walk or cab around town.

Have fun!:thumbsup

michael.kickass 11-14-2014 12:08 PM

Enjoy yourself man! :thumbsup

thehand 11-14-2014 12:16 PM

One more thing:

Familiarize yourself with the phrase ‘La Mordida’ – the colloquial term the bribe you pay cops after they’ve pulled you over for a random infraction.

Use 2 wallets. Hide the real one, keep $40-$60 in the other one with your license in your pocket. When you get pulled over, pull the wallet open showing that you only have $40 or 60$. He will likely tell you thats how much the fine is. Pay him and get the fu&k out of there.

directfiesta 11-14-2014 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehand (Post 20289954)
One more thing:

Familiarize yourself with the phrase ?La Mordida? ? the colloquial term the bribe you pay cops after they?ve pulled you over for a random infraction.

Use 2 wallets. Hide the real one, keep $40-$60 in the other one with your license in your pocket. When you get pulled over, pull the wallet open showing that you only have $40 or 60$. He will likely tell you thats how much the fine is. Pay him and get the fu&k out of there.

Happened to me about 30 years ago ... Got pulled over by a motorcycle cop ( impeccable uniform, not a crease ! ) as I had turned left ... only thing, I never turned as there was nowhere to turn , left or right ...
I was on my way back to the border ( in a towncar Lincoln ) so I paid him if he escorted me bac k to the border ( 2 miles ) . He did, I paid ...

If you do not pay, you get arrested, car towed, night in awfull cell ... next morning, they open the triunk of the car and nbingo ... a Kg of coke or whatever .... New level of MORIDA ... :2 cents:

Star69 11-14-2014 07:30 PM

Lucky you

adulttraffic 11-15-2014 07:17 AM

Hes from huston, one the largest drug trafficking hubs in texas. Im sure he knows what to lookout for while in mx.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MassMarketing (Post 20288164)
https://www.osac.gov/pages/ContentRe...aspx?cid=16152
Pickpockets and purse snatchers are common and mostly occur in large crowds, on public transportation, and at tourist attractions. Credit card fraud, ATM card, and telephone card fraud is common. Tijuana is a highly strategic location for narcotic and human trafficking, and violent crime continues to be a part of everyday life.

Sounds like fun! Stay safe!


~Ray 11-15-2014 05:34 PM

Have fun, Ensenada is decent too

~Ray
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Due 11-15-2014 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adulttraffic (Post 20290777)
Hes from huston, one the largest drug trafficking hubs in texas. Im sure he knows what to lookout for while in mx.

In Huston you can at least feel safe seeing the cops, forget about that in Mexico.

Dvae 11-15-2014 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4 (Post 20287886)
I am leaving tomorrow and spending a full month in Tijuana. --- Playas -- oh yeah

Fuck it -- I am tired of the fast pace of Houston.

Anyone here in San Diego or Tijuana that wanna just party or hang out or watch Idiocracy?

WHOAMI?

I love:

1) Making money

2) Hot pussy

3) drinking shots and a beer and saying wow...thats big ass Moon.

Anyone around for the next month???

TJ/SD???

Don't forget to take your AK, you might need it.


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