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seksi 01-09-2015 06:35 PM

Venusian monster cock, tentacle or ovipositor?
 
So this happened:

http://kittenboheme.com/alien.jpg

What do you think?

seksi 01-09-2015 07:41 PM

First, we will have to make some eggs

http://kittenboheme.com/Step-1-Make-...Eggs-small.jpg

brassmonkey 01-09-2015 07:54 PM

what??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/8045...t-Williams.png

SlammedMedia 01-09-2015 07:55 PM

Are you Dutch?

XXXBizXXX 01-09-2015 08:22 PM

http://whattheflicka.com/wp-content/...-fuck-GIFS.gif

seksi 01-09-2015 08:31 PM

Eggs are in the refrigerator! This is exciting!

420 01-09-2015 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi (Post 20353119)
Eggs are in the refrigerator! This is exciting!

What does the green thing have to do with gelatin eggs?

SilentKnight 01-09-2015 08:49 PM

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/73...37765bd466.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/3pkdww.jpg

seksi 01-09-2015 08:53 PM

I suppose this part could be called "nesting"

http://kittenboheme.com/Filling-Eggs-small.jpg

http://kittenboheme.com/Filled-Eggs-small.jpg

now we wait. this is what nature requires...

brassmonkey 01-09-2015 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi (Post 20353133)
I suppose this part could be called "nesting"

http://kittenboheme.com/Filling-Eggs-small.jpg

http://kittenboheme.com/Filled-Eggs-small.jpg

now we wait. this is what nature requires...

waiting 4 the demo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :Oh crap

fappingJack 01-10-2015 12:24 AM

Nice items.

seksi 01-13-2015 10:20 PM

It's got me...

http://kittenboheme.com/krubera-ovip...si-1-600px.jpg

http://kittenboheme.com/krubera-ovip...si-2-600px.jpg

http://kittenboheme.com/krubera-ovip...si-3-600px.jpg

Tomorrow I'll have to go purchase a vat of good lube and I'll turn the tentacle on her! Can't wait!

brassmonkey 01-13-2015 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi (Post 20357209)
It's got me...

http://kittenboheme.com/krubera-ovip...si-1-600px.jpg

http://kittenboheme.com/krubera-ovip...si-2-600px.jpg

http://kittenboheme.com/krubera-ovip...si-3-600px.jpg

Tomorrow I'll have to go purchase a vat of good lube and I'll turn the tentacle on her! Can't wait!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

420 01-13-2015 11:45 PM

:1orglaugh

I still don't see how the tentacle thing goes with the gel eggs.

brassmonkey 01-14-2015 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20357261)
:1orglaugh

I still don't see how the tentacle thing goes with the gel eggs.

there's 6 maybe you can get 3 :helpme:helpme:helpme

michael.kickass 01-14-2015 05:42 AM

This is too fukn weird..

Lykos 01-14-2015 08:19 AM

WTF :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 01-14-2015 10:56 AM

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/250/847qrc.jpg

seksi 01-17-2015 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20357830)

If you listen closely, you can hear them pucker and pop! short demo with gelatin eggs

seksi 01-17-2015 03:20 PM

Here's a new pic:

http://kittenboheme.com/wp-content/u...ed-Krubera.jpg

Here's the full review on Kitten Boheme's site: Primal Hardwere's Krubera Ovipositor Sex Toy - Review by Kitten Boheme

:thumbsup read the review, it's got all the details! :thumbsup

clickity click 01-17-2015 03:44 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

INteresting toy for sure.

420 01-17-2015 03:50 PM

I get it now. The green alien appendage inseminates you with it's eggs.


You have an affiliate program or is this going straight to video?

seksi 01-17-2015 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20361532)
I get it now. The green alien appendage inseminates you with it's eggs.


You have an affiliate program or is this going straight to video?


I would love to make some pro content with this thing, if there are capitalists who would back it, pro talent that would like to be filmed with it.

I wish I could make it to Vegas this year, but if anyone wants to send us gas money and put together a great party, we can be there in 36 hours... :thumbsup

As far as I know there is no affiliate program for it, but if you get one and you saw these pics and read Kitten's review, you might as well let them know you heard it from us, first!

(KittenBoheme.com & Seksi, Inc.)

Best-In-BC 01-17-2015 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20353079)
what??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/8045...t-Williams.png

lol, first thing that came to my mind was Kat Williams wtf look too

jaYMan 01-17-2015 06:06 PM

seski, wtf bro! got any video lol not sure why i want to see it in action though

makeabuck 01-17-2015 06:09 PM

That's just weird. Plain weird.

fappingJack 01-17-2015 06:13 PM

i dont get it LOL

seksi 01-17-2015 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan (Post 20361608)
seksi, wtf bro! got any video lol not sure why i want to see it in action though

It's like a creampie + egg-laying, all in one! The eggs bounce...

You want to see it. It was hilarious, we had only "cum lube" from Bad Dragon, which is super realistic.

Kitten Boheme would probably be willing to demo this... maybe get her on skype??? but I think it would also be great to get a known star do a scene and a product review/interview on video with Kitten.

KittenBoheme 01-17-2015 06:38 PM

https://41.media.tumblr.com/0b3ba6d2...7afo1_1280.jpg


I felt a little something like that.

seksi 01-18-2015 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenBoheme (Post 20361628)
https://41.media.tumblr.com/0b3ba6d2...7afo1_1280.jpg


I felt a little something like that.

Wow. Way to kill a conversation, Kitten.

2MuchMark 01-18-2015 06:09 PM

I'm so confused.

makeabuck 01-18-2015 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenBoheme (Post 20361628)
https://41.media.tumblr.com/0b3ba6d2...7afo1_1280.jpg


I felt a little something like that.

I'd just like to point out that chickens do not have an ass and a vagina. Its all the same spot. They poop, pee and lay eggs all out of the same hole.

Disgusting fact of the day.

RubyGoodnight 01-18-2015 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi (Post 20361620)

You want to see it. It was hilarious, we had only "cum lube" from Bad Dragon...

I was just going to ask if this was a Bad Dragon dildo. Wish they still had an aff program!

ManPuppy 01-18-2015 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20361532)
I get it now. The green alien appendage inseminates you with it's eggs.


You have an affiliate program or is this going straight to video?

Kinda narrow niche, isn't it? Find a Little Person to participate and I'm in.

seksi 01-18-2015 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubyGoodnight (Post 20362697)
I was just going to ask if this was a Bad Dragon dildo. Wish they still had an aff program!

It's Primal Hardwere toy. No known affiliate program... Bad Dragon provided the "cum lube" but I have no polite, 2257 free photos of that to share. Impressive though!

420 01-18-2015 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20362692)
I'd just like to point out that chickens do not have an ass and a vagina. Its all the same spot. They poop, pee and lay eggs all out of the same hole.

Disgusting fact of the day.

Way to ruin a sexy pic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ManPuppy (Post 20362721)
Kinda narrow niche, isn't it? Find a Little Person to participate and I'm in.

Great idea. The star should be a little person dressed as a gray or green alien with a couple of these ovipositors used to inseminate earth females. Who makes sci-fi/horror porn?

seksi 01-18-2015 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20362742)
The star should be a little person dressed as a gray or green alien with a couple of these ovipositors used to inseminate earth females. Who makes sci-fi/horror porn?

We are going to be big in Japan!

EngineCash 01-19-2015 02:25 AM

This is just sick... :)

_Richard_ 01-19-2015 07:33 AM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...13/02/nope.gif

seksi 12-26-2017 05:41 AM

Bump! Who wants to meet the ovipositor at Internext?

biby14 12-26-2017 07:52 AM

weird...

OneHungLo 12-26-2017 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KittenBoheme (Post 20361628)

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeabuck (Post 20362692)
I'd just like to point out that chickens do not have an ass and a vagina. Its all the same spot. They poop, pee and lay eggs all out of the same hole.

Disgusting fact of the day.

Thanks...I was just about to eat a few hardboiled eggs..

2MuchMark 12-26-2017 12:49 PM

http://www.troll.me/images/captian-h...derp-thumb.jpg

TheDynasty 12-26-2017 12:51 PM

learned a lot in this thread1

Bladewire 12-26-2017 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi (Post 22133895)
Bump! Who wants to meet the ovipositor at Internext?

All your pics are 404 what is the ovipositor?

seksi 12-26-2017 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22134477)
All your pics are 404 what is the ovipositor?

Fixed that with one of the images in the first post to the thread here. The rest that are still safe, legal and fit for print are in the review itself: Primal Hardwere Krubera Ovipositor – Sex Toy Review – Kitten Boheme

The site was pretty primitive back when this thread was started, and larger files are now kept in a fancy CDN to improve page load times!

Look Chang 12-26-2017 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seksi (Post 20353018)
So this happened:

http://kittenboheme.com/alien.jpg

What do you think?

I LOVE it! There are so few innovations in sex games...:thumbsup

seksi 12-26-2017 06:56 PM

If you've enjoyed this trip down memory lane (or learned entirely new things today) with Kitten Boheme, be sure to vote for her for:

Business Woman of the Year

and

Webmaster of the Year


Thanks!

Cyber Fucker 12-26-2017 09:32 PM

People are strange...

seksi 12-28-2017 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 22134933)
People are strange...

I blame Japan. Censoring sexual materials makes a population get weird. Since penises have to be blurred in Japanese porn, this is what they think penises are and do...


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