When you drive 20 miles to her house and she tells you she's on her period...
 

I would tell her to open a little wider than that...

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Ask for oral or anal sex ;) ?

"Alright, anal it is then."

That's just ugh.

You're lucky squirtit doesn't call your porn helpline.

It's fun that way, blood on your thighs when your done, feel like ya went hunting and just killed da pussy. :2 cents:

My cutoff is 5 miles.

20 miles is nothing. That's practically next door.

You should call first. Or get some bonus pretending that you like to meet her even when there is no sex.

anal?????

That's' what popped into my head.

u nasty muther fukers

Well, at least I wouldn't want anal to pop onto me.

Flawless guy logic. "Ewww there's blood in there? Let me put it in your poo hole instead."

PS. I like baseball.... Well, not really. I only like one of the players. Him - Pujols hits a trio of homers in World Series - YouTube

6 years of vacations - 2 per year with my ex we were visited by Aunt Flo.

So fucking annoying. Especially for her on some of the more adventurous vacations overseas were it started 2 weeks early in the middle of fucking nowhere.

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Orgasm is pretty much the only remedy which actually reduces cramps.

Why are you afraid of a little blood?

First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."

I think it was Ron White who joked about that

"When my wife's on her period, she won't have sex with me at all! No way! Which is bullshit, because if the roller coaster's broken, they don't shut down the whole amusement park! People standing outside the fence going, "The log ride's still working."

That's weird. It makes me wonder what a sheriff might hand you before saying there's my step daughter.

If she's ugly...I'd hope it was a check.

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I was hoping he handed donny a condom. I'll ask him when I send him a valentines day card and letter.

You a warrior or wimp?

A warrior isn't afraid to get a little blood on his sword. :2 cents:

Where's the love??

after aunt flow leaves :helpme:helpme

The only comment here that made any sense, especially the 20 mile drive.

That's really shocking as the pic describe*

Tell her to wash then bang her. :)

Telle her to wash then bang her. :thumbsup

I'm neither. I'm a woman (Formerly makeabuck and got my nick back)

And it's still UGH.

I think I'm the wrong gender. Maybe my husband can take one for the team on that one hehe.

you can say that again

You're definitely the right gender if he's into that bloody mess he posted.