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TeenCat 03-02-2015 07:52 AM

idiot of the month
 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A

that mothefucking epileptic idiot could have killed or harmed also the instructor, or if he smashed himself on the ground, i bet it will be not good for instructor and everyone involved. just because some dipshit thought he can do everything! hope next time he will be driving f1! fucker! great job of the instructor, btw! :thumbsup and have a great weekend everyone! :)

~Ray 03-02-2015 07:55 AM

great job by the instructor

Tom_PM 03-02-2015 08:14 AM

In the aftermath of the Brian Williams scandal, shouldn't we be saying good job instructor Brian Williams?

But that was scary.

Harmon 03-02-2015 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 20407558)
great job by the instructor

Wow, definitely. That guy would have been a pile of goop had he not reacted so quickly. :thumbsup

Grapesoda 03-02-2015 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20407556)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A

that mothefucking epileptic idiot could have killed or harmed also the instructor, or if he smashed himself on the ground, i bet it will be not good for instructor and everyone involved. just because some dipshit thought he can do everything! hope next time he will be driving f1! fucker! great job of the instructor, btw! :thumbsup and have a great weekend everyone! :)

and the runners up are....


Freedom6995 03-02-2015 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20407595)
and the runners up are....


Time well wasted. lol

The Porn Nerd 03-02-2015 10:38 AM

Wow. I went skydiving once. ONCE. Crazy shit jumping out of a plane.

We should start a Idiot Of The Month Award here on GFY. I nominate myself for the first Award. :D

ZeroHero 03-02-2015 10:41 AM

I want to do this, but not alone lol

Bladewire 03-02-2015 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20407556)


Great find :thumbsup Nice to wake up to some inspiring feel good videos/news on GFY instead of "woman murdered by 5 year old son who then killed 7 babies and 15 puppies" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CPA-Rush 03-02-2015 11:03 AM

if i was the instructor i would jump to save this dumb man , joke :1orglaugh

poor man he is helpless .

Tom-LifeSelector 03-02-2015 11:12 AM

Once I would like to try this sport also

clickhappy 03-02-2015 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20407556)
that mothefucking epileptic idiot could have killed or harmed also the instructor, or if he smashed himself on the ground, i bet it will be not good for instructor and everyone involved. just because some dipshit thought he can do everything!

Why is he an idiot for having a Seizure? Is he supposed to control it or something?

TeenCat 03-02-2015 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy (Post 20407819)
Why is he an idiot for having a Seizure? Is he supposed to control it or something?

if you know you are epileptic, you know you cannot control yourself all the time, and if you are epileptic you know you fucking cant, so some things, like skydiving, have to stay so fucking out of your territory! :2 cents: there is nothing to talk about, just that the guy is total ignorant ... :2 cents:

Scott McD 03-02-2015 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20407556)
and have a great weekend everyone! :)

You know that it's Monday, right ??

TeenCat 03-02-2015 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20407902)
You know that it's Monday, right ??

damn, so second place for me? :1orglaugh :winkwink:

poncabare 03-02-2015 12:14 PM

what a douche

WarChild 03-02-2015 12:18 PM

Awww, how cute you're confused again.

When you won the Lifetime Idiot Award, it didn't empower you to nominate other idiots.

TeenCat 03-02-2015 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20407932)
Awww, how cute you're confused again.

When you won the Lifetime Idiot Award, it didn't empower you to nominate other idiots.

what confuse? explain please, my own personal dickhead ...

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Although Mr Jones, who harboured ambitions of becoming a pilot, made clear he had epilepsy he was cleared to fly by his doctor as he had been seizure free for four years.
Video captures the rescue of skydiving student after seizure at 9,000ft - Australasia - World - The Independent

stfu before you will make fucking idiot from yourself again :1orglaugh

WarChild 03-02-2015 12:32 PM

So he hasn't had a seizure in more than 4 years and he was cleared by his doctor, plus his instructors (who probably know more than you about skydiving) were aware of the circumstances and allowed him to go. No, they should have asked a third world dirt farmer with barely two brain cells to rub together and the life experience of a fucking rock. Sure.

See, dirt farmer, like just about everything in life, I know more about skydiving than you do. I've actually done it, and I know exactly what the Progressive (sometimes called advanced) Freefall Program is. Almost all modern equipped skydivers have an AAD (look it up, moron) on their reserve chute. As a student, he almost certainly had one on his main chute too.

What that means, you sack of potatoes, is if he was still falling after a preset altitude, his main chute would have automatically fired. If he was STILL falling after that, his reserve would have automatically fired. Not an ideal situation to land unconscious, but not so dramatic as morons with no real idea what they're talking about might think.

Actually, I'm sorry I have to apologize for calling you a sack of potatoes. A sack of potatoes could be made in to a bunch of french fries which makes them useful, where as you have no uses at all.

TeenCat 03-02-2015 12:35 PM

thanks to mr warchild the best doctor on the planet, for explaining us how epilepsy works, and that he made epilepsy looking like it can be cured with few packs of pills from him ... ok then :1orglaugh idiots of the month :1orglaugh

WarChild 03-02-2015 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 20407949)
thanks to mr warchild the best doctor on the planet, for explaining us how epilepsy works, and that he made epilepsy looking like it can be cured with few packs of pills from him ... ok then :1orglaugh idiots of the month :1orglaugh

So stupid he can't even follow the conversation. How do you even manage to feed yourself? No, seriously. :1orglaugh

TeenCat 03-02-2015 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20407960)
So stupid he can't even follow the conversation. How do you even manage to feed yourself? No, seriously. :1orglaugh

i dont have any conversation with you, what are you talking about? just saying you are idiot, you have confused yourself, sorry ...

CPA-Rush 03-02-2015 01:00 PM

harsh :pimp :helpme

TeenCat 03-02-2015 01:13 PM

https://www.epilepsy.org.uk/involved...ts/parachuting

Quote:

Epilepsy and Skydiving

If you have epilepsy and wish to take part in a skydive you can do so if;

You have been seizure free for the last two years
You have not had any changes in your medication during this period
You have a certified doctor’s certificate

Please note people with a history of epilepsy can only take part in a tandem jump (jumping attached to a professional).
nothing better explained, when can someone with epilepsy history can jump ... :2 cents: the guy is an dangerous idiot, end of story in my eyes ...

2MuchMark 03-02-2015 02:41 PM

So someone has already, um, modified the sound track to this


TeenCat 03-02-2015 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20407595)
and the runners up are....


oh yeah lol, now those are some professional idiots! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Best-In-BC 03-02-2015 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 20407582)
In the aftermath of the Brian Williams scandal, shouldn't we be saying good job instructor Brian Williams?

Damn right :2 cents:

seeandsee 03-02-2015 05:39 PM

Great catch in the air, just like in movies wow

klinton 03-02-2015 05:56 PM

12 clicks, is that you ?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20407944)
So he hasn't had a seizure in more than 4 years and he was cleared by his doctor, plus his instructors (who probably know more than you about skydiving) were aware of the circumstances and allowed him to go. No, they should have asked a third world dirt farmer with barely two brain cells to rub together and the life experience of a fucking rock. Sure.

See, dirt farmer, like just about everything in life, I know more about skydiving than you do. I've actually done it, and I know exactly what the Progressive (sometimes called advanced) Freefall Program is. Almost all modern equipped skydivers have an AAD (look it up, moron) on their reserve chute. As a student, he almost certainly had one on his main chute too.

What that means, you sack of potatoes, is if he was still falling after a preset altitude, his main chute would have automatically fired. If he was STILL falling after that, his reserve would have automatically fired. Not an ideal situation to land unconscious, but not so dramatic as morons with no real idea what they're talking about might think.

Actually, I'm sorry I have to apologize for calling you a sack of potatoes. A sack of potatoes could be made in to a bunch of french fries which makes them useful, where as you have no uses at all.



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