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wehateporn 07-01-2015 03:34 PM

Mystery sea creature - with 'fur' and 'a beak' - washes up on remote Russian beach
 

A mystery sea creature ? with a ?long beak? and ?furry tail? ? is said to be baffling marine experts over the world after its carcass reportedly washed up on a beach along the east coast of Russia.

The Siberian Times says the unidentified sea animal was discovered by locals near Shakhtersk Airport on Sakhalin ? a Russian island that is so far east, it is closer to America than Moscow.

Bloodied, torn apart and with bones protruding, scientists say they have yet to attempt to identify the strange prehistoric-like ?mutant.?

The Times describes it as being ?twice the size of a human being? with ?a huge nose like a bird?s beak.?

Mystery sea creature - with 'fur' and 'a beak' - washes up on remote Russian beach, baffling scientists - Europe - World - The Independent

SilentKnight 07-01-2015 03:41 PM

It's as if the Weekly World News never went tits-up.

CaptainHowdy 07-01-2015 03:43 PM

I'm just glad that it appeared dead ...

dyna mo 07-01-2015 03:48 PM

that's the first test result from new ruskie nuke delivery platform in fight against west- dolphins. it's cold there so dolphin has fur coat.

j3rkules 07-01-2015 03:53 PM

If it is true that this animal was washed ashore on Russian soil, why is the Independent not blaming Putin for its death?
Another golden opportunity missed.

blackmonsters 07-01-2015 04:05 PM

I'm pretty sure it's a dolphin with sea weed on it's ass.

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MiamiBoyz 07-01-2015 04:07 PM

That would be one of Kim Kardashian's old skins that she sheds each time her ass grows larger.

MaDalton 07-01-2015 04:14 PM

So far i am finding this most plausible: ancient creature released from ice due to global warming

k0nr4d 07-01-2015 09:25 PM

Russian mystery monster carcass – Busted | Doubtful News

DonJon69 07-01-2015 09:29 PM

I would think it's a whale laying on it's back.

JuicyBunny 07-01-2015 09:41 PM

There was another one found off the coast of Spain last year.

brassmonkey 07-01-2015 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20513134)

A mystery sea creature ? with a ?long beak? and ?furry tail? ? is said to be baffling marine experts over the world after its carcass reportedly washed up on a beach along the east coast of Russia.

The Siberian Times says the unidentified sea animal was discovered by locals near Shakhtersk Airport on Sakhalin ? a Russian island that is so far east, it is closer to America than Moscow.

Bloodied, torn apart and with bones protruding, scientists say they have yet to attempt to identify the strange prehistoric-like ?mutant.?

The Times describes it as being ?twice the size of a human being? with ?a huge nose like a bird?s beak.?

Mystery sea creature - with 'fur' and 'a beak' - washes up on remote Russian beach, baffling scientists - Europe - World - The Independent

that's a dwagon :2 cents: i'll pay you $500 bucks if you catch me one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 07-02-2015 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20513160)
That would be one of Kim Kardashian's old skins that she sheds each time her ass grows larger.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 07-02-2015 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20513134)

A mystery sea creature ? with a ?long beak? and ?furry tail? ? is said to be baffling marine experts over the world after its carcass reportedly washed up on a beach along the east coast of Russia.

The Siberian Times says the unidentified sea animal was discovered by locals near Shakhtersk Airport on Sakhalin ? a Russian island that is so far east, it is closer to America than Moscow.

Bloodied, torn apart and with bones protruding, scientists say they have yet to attempt to identify the strange prehistoric-like ?mutant.?

The Times describes it as being ?twice the size of a human being? with ?a huge nose like a bird?s beak.?

Mystery sea creature - with 'fur' and 'a beak' - washes up on remote Russian beach, baffling scientists - Europe - World - The Independent

no matter how unique you think you are, when you're dead, you're just dead :2 cents:

ianmoone332000 07-02-2015 07:06 AM

Id hit it

romeo22 07-02-2015 10:29 AM

That aint nothing except making story and dead wood

directfiesta 07-02-2015 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celebsnudehd (Post 20513150)
If it is true that this animal was washed ashore on Russian soil, why is the Independent not blaming Putin for its death?
Another golden opportunity missed.

:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh


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