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johnnyloadproductions 07-03-2015 08:43 AM

2 police detectives showed up to my house for cyber crime yesterday.
 
I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy
Quote:

All classified and forum postings are stored in our database, even after "deletion," and may be archived elsewhere.
Our web logs and other records are stored indefinitely.
I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on. :Oh crap

They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it. :eek7
They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!! :(

After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me... :anon

...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh :evil-laug

Barry-xlovecam 07-03-2015 08:56 AM

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mineistaken 07-03-2015 09:11 AM

Fake story. How do I know it? Superior iphones do not break!

SuckOnThis 07-03-2015 09:20 AM

You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.

L-Pink 07-03-2015 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20514777)
You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.

^^^^^^^^ :thumbsup ^^^^^^^^^

blackmonsters 07-03-2015 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20514733)
I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy

I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on. :Oh crap

They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it. :eek7
They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!! :(

After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me... :anon

...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh :evil-laug


Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

:1orglaugh

BIGTYMER 07-03-2015 09:26 AM

Cool story bro..

mineistaken 07-03-2015 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20514782)
Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

:1orglaugh

Plus worried as hell for the mistake of not shaking the hand of the detective in black :winkwink:

MrBottomTooth 07-03-2015 09:33 AM

This whole ID thing sounds shady as fuck and like a major hassle. Wouldn't it be easier to pay for a data plan for your phone?

blackmonsters 07-03-2015 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20514786)
Plus worried as hell for the mistake of not shaking the hand of the detective in black :winkwink:

No shit.
If he goes down then you know he was set up by the black man for not shaking his hand.

:winkwink:

Sly 07-03-2015 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20514792)
This whole ID thing sounds shady as fuck and like a major hassle. Wouldn't it be easier to pay for a data plan for your phone?

I don't like the idea of being on a public network. No clue why you would go around trying to game the system so you can get on one.

badgirlfilms 07-03-2015 09:47 AM

:thumbsup + 1
3 shits not given
Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20514784)
Cool story bro..


OneHungLo 07-03-2015 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20514782)
Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

:1orglaugh

Wayyyyyy too many details. He's definitely up to something.

OP = guilty as fuck.

Rochard 07-03-2015 10:00 AM

You got students to cough up information so you could use wifi at a local college even though they give out free guest wifi? LOL.

You get what you deserve.

mineistaken 07-03-2015 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20514804)
I don't like the idea of being on a public network. No clue why you would go around trying to game the system so you can get on one.

free wifi instead of paid data?

mineistaken 07-03-2015 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20514820)
Wayyyyyy too many details. He's definitely up to something.

OP = guilty as fuck.

Brassmonkey would say - not guilty until proven in court. He says that only about black perps though, so yeah, OP is guilty! :winkwink:

JD 07-03-2015 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20514777)
You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.

Yeah pretty dumb imo. Effectively confessed to accessing their network without permission.

JJ Gold 07-03-2015 10:22 AM

Did they mention the Donny letters?

johnnyloadproductions 07-03-2015 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 20514835)
Yeah pretty dumb imo. Effectively confessed to accessing their network without permission.

Sure I could have stonewalled them and said that they seemed to know what they needed to know. They were just checking me.
I'm an upstanding citizen. :)
I profile and judge the police just as they do me and determine whether or not their malicious. I rarely have police confrontations, just a handful, but in vocal arguments I will just go quiet. I sound like an idiot if I try to argue in real time.

In regards to the data, watching videos anywhere requires at least some Gigabytes over time. Phone plans aren't really designed for high def video consumption.
I discounted the girl $15 on a repair and it was good for a year.

A data plan usually requires $8-10 for each GB increase you go up in your plan, that $15 discount was for unlimited data (well just a few) while being on the campus and good for up to a year. It was convenient to do it, she simply logged in and approved registration of the MAC address when it asked in the browser and done.
I just thought it was interesting and thought I'd share this story as it was unusual but it's blowing up in my face. :(

Plutocracy 07-03-2015 10:29 AM

I actually read the whole thing :) Great Story!

dyna mo 07-03-2015 10:30 AM

who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

johnnyloadproductions 07-03-2015 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Gold (Post 20514838)
Did they mention the Donny letters?

It was alluded to... lol...

No, but I did think about Donny and how he found it necessary to explain things. I answered their questions but didn't talk for pages about how this data breach could NOT have been caused by me.

JuicyBunny 07-03-2015 10:35 AM

You've been caught. Stop doing what you were doing. Get rid of anything iffy and learn to pray.
A lawyer at a seminar I was at at Internext told the group if you get a visit...guilt has been established.

Not to freak you out... But stop pulling whatever you were pulling. Seriously.

johnnyloadproductions 07-03-2015 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuicyBunny (Post 20514850)
You've been caught. Stop doing what you were doing. Get rid of anything iffy and learn to pray.
A lawyer at a seminar I was at at Internext told the group if you get a visit...guilt has been established.

Not to freak you out... But stop pulling whatever you were pulling. Seriously.

That's the thing, I haven't been connected to the University net for over 6 weeks and the time I had access I did almost nothing on there. Prior to that I didn't access the web there for well over a year.

Basically whoever hacked the servers was effective at being anonymous and that craigslist post did not look good!!! Had I not made that craigslist post they never would have visited me.

I access the internet no other way than through that girls Network ID is connected to all her activity. Her ID never raised any flags, which means I never did anything while I was on it.

It all comes down to that craigslist post, it was the first thing they asked me about when I answered the door. I should have never made that craigslist post. When they found that they did all their research on me. The student email list looked suspicious because I could browse all the emails and try to get information off that way.
I emailed over 25k students to solicit repairs, it lines up with what I do, they were off.

That's why they asked if I did repairs and to show them, make sure my mass email was legitimate and I wasn't using it for malicious intent. I can see how from their perspective it doesn't look good.

But I am good. :)

CurrentlySober 07-03-2015 11:06 AM

i like poo

WarChild 07-03-2015 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20514733)
(Bunch of fucking drivel) ... fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about? ...(Bunch of fucking drivel)

First off, who the fuck are you, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys? Nobody was "fielding you out" because that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Secondly, good job admitting to theft of service and probably fraud. Way to go. You can never go wrong with just spilling your guts to the police. It helps them solve crimes and wrap it up in the 48 minutes (plus commercials) allotted.

This is the part of the post that I would usually make fun of you in all kinds of clever and witty ways. However, the sad fact of the matter here is that you're too fucking stupid to get it anyways so I'd just be wasting my time on this beautiful summer day.

Asshole.

JFK 07-03-2015 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20514764)
Fake story. How do I know it? Superior iphones do not break!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Markul 07-03-2015 11:45 AM

This all makes me chuckle... if I believed in it, I'd say it was karma. lol.

MetaMan 07-03-2015 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20514733)
I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy

I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on. :Oh crap

They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it. :eek7
They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!! :(

After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me... :anon

...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh :evil-laug

Holy fuck! What a massive idiot you are! :1orglaugh

Honestly sometimes i wonder like what do "stupid" people do all day. Then low and behold i log into GFY and there is stupid people all over talking about their little shitty lives.

TheSquealer 07-03-2015 12:08 PM

Innocent deny
Liars explain

BIGTYMER 07-03-2015 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20514920)
Holy fuck! What a massive idiot you are! :1orglaugh

Honestly sometimes i wonder like what do "stupid" people do all day. Then low and behold i log into GFY and there is stupid people all over talking about their little shitty lives.

:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 07-03-2015 12:52 PM

Here a Pro Tip: don't do stupid shit in life to try and save a few pennies. In the end it will cost you more money, time and reputation.

OneHungLo 07-03-2015 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20514733)
Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me... :anon

What were you downloading at the library?

jimmycooper 07-03-2015 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20514896)
First off, who the fuck are you, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys? Nobody was "fielding you out" because that doesn't make any fucking sense.

Secondly, good job admitting to theft of service and probably fraud. Way to go. You can never go wrong with just spilling your guts to the police. It helps them solve crimes and wrap it up in the 48 minutes (plus commercials) allotted.

This is the part of the post that I would usually make fun of you in all kinds of clever and witty ways. However, the sad fact of the matter here is that you're too fucking stupid to get it anyways so I'd just be wasting my time on this beautiful summer day.

Asshole.

haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Ricky
Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky

TheSquealer 07-03-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20515035)
haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Its all on Netflix by the way. Its a funny show. Ricky is known for saying common expressions wrong, saying words wrong etc and its pretty funny.


dyna mo 07-03-2015 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20515035)
haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Ricky
Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky




Like shitting strawberry shortcake, it's a shit typhoon so you better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit because you're in the swirling shit tornado to Oz.


http://i.imgur.com/fRbgDoD.jpg

ZeroHero 07-03-2015 02:47 PM

just passing by ...

jimmycooper 07-03-2015 02:57 PM

awesome. now I have a legitimate reason to avoid the crowds and stay at home all day tomorrow.

Markul 07-04-2015 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20515035)
haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

Ricky
Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky

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plaster 07-04-2015 12:17 AM

hmmm... trying to figure this one out.

Likely not the best idea to be upfront with everything.

L-Pink 07-04-2015 12:36 AM

http://i.imgur.com/OPCmfog.jpg

Harmon 07-04-2015 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by plaster (Post 20515347)
hmmm... trying to figure this one out.

Likely not the best idea to be upfront with everything.

What are you trying to figure out? You're a moron :2 cents:

johnnyloadproductions 07-04-2015 01:20 AM

More currently I think it is revolving around this, they told me they were investigating tax fraud, said it had ramped up like crazy, and the fact I had bought the University email list of over 30k emails and made that craigslist post looks bad. That's why they wanted to know that I fixed phones and wanted to see the cracked screen and new screen, make sure the list was used legitimately by matching up to the mass email I sent out.

I'm just a victim of choices that look somewhat suspicious in a specific time.
The story below is probably residual of the break-in to certain servers last year where info was stolen (hence asking me about bitcoin) and the infiltrators then used or sold/gave some of that data others for fraudulent tax returns which hit hard the past couple months and now they ramped investigations up once again.

ISU employees report being victims of tax fraud

If I do go down as a martyr, I sure as hell hope that someone will act as a GFY ambassador for me like I did for Donny. LOL. :1orglaugh

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Iowa State University officials have received word that at least six university employees have been notified by the IRS that false tax returns have been filed using their identities.

"There is no evidence at this time that this tax fraud is the result of a breach to any of Iowa State's systems or data," Warren Madden, ISU's senior vice president for business and finance, wrote in an email Friday to the ISU community. "It is unclear how these employees' identities were stolen. ITS staff continue to monitor university networks and investigate any common thread among these employees."

ISU officials are encouraging employees who suspect they are the victim of tax fraud to report it immediate to ISU payroll at 515-294-6556 or [email protected].

The University of Iowa reported earlier this week that at least 89 UI employees have reported federal tax fraud and nearly 120 have reported state tax fraud.

Human resources and information technology employees are working to determine what the targeted employees may have in common to identify where the information may have originated. UI officials are encouraging employees who are concerned that a fraudulent tax return may have been filed in their name to email Dan Schropp, UI director of payroll operations, at [email protected].


Advice for victims of tax fraud

Those who believe they may be the targets of tax fraud should immediately take the following steps, as recommended by the Federal Trade Commission:

• Step 1: File a report with your local police.

• Step 2: Report the fraud to the Internal Revenue Service, Identity Protection Specialized Unit: 1-800-908-4490.

• Step 3: Create an identity theft report by filing an identity theft claim with the FTC and filing a police report.

• Step 4: Send a copy of your police report or an IRS ID theft affidavit form, along with proof of your identity, to the IRS.

• Step 5: Update your files.

• Step 6: Record the dates you made calls or sent letters.

• Step 7: Keep copies of letters in your files.

• Step 8: Put a fraud alert on your credit reports.

• Step 9: Order and monitor your credit report

The FTC also provides a comprehensive identity theft action document with step-by-step instructions on recovering from this crime.

MiamiBoyz 07-04-2015 03:24 AM

If you have a valid passport I would take this opportunity to get the fuck out of the country before they return.

Markul 07-04-2015 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20515373)
If I do go down as a martyr, I sure as hell hope that someone will act as a GFY ambassador for me like I did for Donny. LOL. :1orglaugh

I am sure your friend AK will come to the rescue, he does after all, have a solid grasp on legal matters :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jel 07-04-2015 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20514844)
who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

I spitted coffee :1orglaugh

nico-t 07-04-2015 06:29 AM

pointing out explicitly what the skin colors of the cops were puzzles me. Why is that relevant?

nico-t 07-04-2015 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20514844)
who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

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mineistaken 07-04-2015 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20515467)
pointing out explicitly what the skin colors of the cops were puzzles me. Why is that relevant?

might be a troll at bwas monkeys :1orglaugh

tony286 07-04-2015 06:47 AM

I would strongly recommend if you dont have a relationship with a local lawyer getting one. Its not like the TV shows, they can move very slowly and now you are in the gun sights.


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