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brassmonkey 07-13-2015 07:14 AM

Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van
 
A driver has been left red-faced after she crashed her Mini into the back of a van - while pleasuring herself.

The anonymous woman, who was stuck in traffic at the time, got a jolt from the blue when her car suddenly lurched forwards and hit the M&J Seafood van in front of her.

Described as ?fit? and in her 30s, the woman swapped details after the accident - but it wasn?t until van bosses checked the footage from the camera at the back of the vehicle that they noticed what caused the crash.

The woman had been using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic.

A source told Gloucestershire Echo that the van driver was worried about getting the sack as the accident happened on his first ever shift for the company.

They said: ?The bosses told him it wasn?t his fault and then said ?Have you seen this??.

?He was like 'what the ****?.

?They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.?

Despite a lot of requests, M&J Seafood are refusing to release the video, saying the matter was in the hands of their insurers.

Wonder if they have policies that cover for what that woman was up to?

Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini, Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

EliteWebmaster 07-13-2015 07:21 AM

I bet Vivid will track her down and offer her a million dollars to pleasure herself on DVD :1orglaugh

L-Pink 07-13-2015 07:24 AM

That's why I only beat-off while driving an automatic.

Slick 07-13-2015 08:11 AM

Can you imagine though, if it was the other way around and it was a guy jacking off and it happened, he'd be charged for indecent exposure, called a pervert, and everything else, but it's a woman, so it's ok :)

CamTraffic 07-13-2015 08:19 AM

Love it. There are a few cam models that are doing it.
Dani too:
http://i.imgur.com/u7gnNJN.gif

wehateporn 07-13-2015 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 20522737)
Can you imagine though, if it was the other way around and it was a guy jacking off and it happened, he'd be charged for indecent exposure, called a pervert, and everything else, but it's a woman, so it's ok :)

Especially when you kill a kid

Drunk driver 'masturbating' before death crash | Metro News

Scott McD 07-13-2015 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 20522737)
Can you imagine though, if it was the other way around and it was a guy jacking off and it happened, he'd be charged for indecent exposure, called a pervert, and everything else, but it's a woman, so it's ok :)

Yup.

But this is a woman and she is "fit" so all is fine. Same as those school teachers who fuck the pupils. Woman teacher = it's OK.
Guy teacher = lose job and jailed.

romeo22 07-13-2015 10:13 AM

So the van was smeling like a pussy

Strap On Princess 07-13-2015 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20522699)
I bet Vivid will track her down and offer her a million dollars to pleasure herself on DVD :1orglaugh

I'm going to start playing with myself in traffic lol!

michael.kickass 07-13-2015 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 20522740)
Love it. There are a few cam models that are doing it.
Dani too:
http://i.imgur.com/u7gnNJN.gif

Dani Daniels is fukn hot! :thumbsup

blackmonsters 07-13-2015 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20522699)
I bet Vivid will track her down and offer her a million dollars to pleasure herself on DVD :1orglaugh

Vivid won't offer shit.......because she would take it.

:1orglaugh

PornoPlopedia 07-13-2015 12:08 PM

did she squirt ?

brassmonkey 07-13-2015 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoPlopedia (Post 20522995)
did she squirt ?

that's why the wheel was slippery :winkwink:

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ErectMedia 07-13-2015 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 20522740)
Love it. There are a few cam models that are doing it.
Dani too:
http://i.imgur.com/u7gnNJN.gif

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

SilentKnight 07-13-2015 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeo22 (Post 20522855)
So the van was smeling like a pussy


http://whitenoisecreative.com/upload...s-Fish-Van.jpg


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