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EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 09:29 AM

Tell Us An Interesting Fact About Yourself?..
 
I don't know what my name is - It's a boring story but an interesting fact - What have you got?..

Colmike9 07-25-2015 09:35 AM

I sneeze twice when I look at the sun..

aka123 07-25-2015 09:39 AM

I can count to 3 with my fingers, but only with my right hand. With left hand to 2.

Rob 07-25-2015 09:40 AM

I have a phobia of roller-coasters. Have since I was a child. I'm not scared of heights, not scared of g-force, and not scared of speed. But for some reason, if I get on a roller-coaster it's panic attack city. Ive even seen therapists about it but still can't ride them.

Fact: The only roller-coaster I've ever actually ridden from beginning to end was the Hulk in Islands of Adventure. I was drunk as a monk and had enough Xanax in me to put down a Rhino. But I still rode it - can't say I remember much of it.

Rob 07-25-2015 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20533302)
I sneeze twice when I look at the sun..

LOL! I sneeze three times when I look at the sun. My daughter sneezes four. I thought we were freaks. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20533304)
I have a phobia of roller-coasters. Have since I was a child. I'm not scared of heights, not scared of g-force, and not scared of speed. But for some reason, if I get on a roller-coaster it's panic attack city. Ive even seen therapists about it but still can't ride them.

Fact: The only roller-coaster I've ever actually ridden from beginning to end was the Hulk in Islands of Adventure. I was drunk as a monk and had enough Xanax in me to put down a Rhino. But I still rode it - can't say I remember much of it.

I am OK with modern roller coasters - Even the really freaky ones - However I can not handle the old wooden clunkers - They freak me out - It's stupid because are the ones that have been proven to be safe over decades...

Colmike9 07-25-2015 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20533305)
LOL! I sneeze three times when I look at the sun. My daughter sneezes four. I thought we were freaks. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Three times is too many. You are a freak, sir. :upsidedow

I think a lot of people do that, though, and the number is different and consistent with each person. :winkwink:

Rochard 07-25-2015 09:54 AM

I dropped out of high school as a teenager, but eventually went to college to get two degrees.

TheSquealer 07-25-2015 09:57 AM

i never drink milk that hasn't just been opened.
i never eat bruised fruit or vegetables.

Bladewire 07-25-2015 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20533299)
I don't know what my name is - It's a boring story but an interesting fact - What have you got?..

John







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CurrentlySober 07-25-2015 10:16 AM

i like poo...


(You didn't state a 'NEW' fact)

stoka 07-25-2015 10:30 AM

i have to brush my teeth in up to 15 minutes after every meal

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka (Post 20533342)
i have to brush my teeth in up to 15 minutes after every meal

Do you take one out with you?..

I have to wash my hands after having a pee - If I am caught short I will burst before I break the rule...

L-Pink 07-25-2015 10:41 AM

I can tie my dick in a knot.

Barry-xlovecam 07-25-2015 10:41 AM

One day I sold $280,000 worth of discounted TD's (mortgages -- Deed of Trust) to a 'possibly' CIA front man in LA in 1978.

His check was from 123 Corp(NV) out of Vegas and the Deeds were to be vested to ZYX Corp (CA) **I changed the names but they were acronyms.
It was at a corporation that was a known CIA contractor**

My partners and I split a $16,000 commission when his check cleared in 8 days and we recorded the TD assignments with the LA County Clerk's Office. I bought a Hart Schaffner Marx suit and Bally loafers the next day. Score :thumbsup

aka123 07-25-2015 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20533344)
Do you take one out with you?..

I have to wash my hands after having a pee - If I am caught short I will burst before I break the rule...

OK, here is an "interesting" fact. For real this time.

Yesterday I peed on a remote forest road and managed piss on my hand as my dog pulled from leash. I wiped my hand on pine leaves. Later on I washed my hands in swamp before eating some blueberries.

Nice story, right? :)

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20533350)
I can tie my dick in a knot.

I could undo it with my tongue...

stoka 07-25-2015 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20533344)
Do you take one out with you?..

absolutely, i have a dozen of toothbrush-toothpaste sets, in travel and everyday bags, in my car and bike, in jackets, in each of the bathrooms ...

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20533351)
One day I sold $280,000 worth of discounted TD's (mortgages -- Deed of Trust) to a 'possibly' CIA front man in LA in 1978.

His check was from 123 Corp(NV) out of Vegas and the Deeds were to be vested to ZYX Corp (CA) **I changed the names but they were acronyms.
It was at a corporation that was a known CIA contractor**

My partners and I split a $16,000 commission when his check cleared in 8 days and we recorded the TD assignments with the LA County Clerk's Office. I bought a Hart Schaffner Marx suit and Bally loafers the next day. Score :thumbsup

Damn, that's when $280k was a lot of money...

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20533352)
OK, here is an "interesting" fact. For real this time.

Yesterday I peed on a remote forest road and managed piss on my hand as my dog pulled from leash. I wiped my hand on pine leaves. Later on I washed my hands on swamp before eating some blueberries.

Nice story, right? :)

Ah!..

Go away you freak:helpme!....

JK - I don't mind other peoples (That's a whole new thread) - It's my own that freaks me out...

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoka (Post 20533355)
absolutely, i have a dozen of toothbrush-toothpaste sets, in travel and everyday bags, in my car and bike, in jackets, in each of the bathrooms ...

Your names not Kevin is it?..

L-Pink 07-25-2015 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20533353)
I could undo it with my tongue...


Not if I tie it in a double-slip knot.

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20533364)
Not if I tie it in a double-slip knot.

You have 2 cocks? - Ian's Shoelace Site - Ian's Secure Shoelace Knot - We really need to meet...

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:17 AM

I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533377)
I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

I haven't been to Argentina either.

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533377)
I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533379)
I haven't been to Argentina either.

Nor China.

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533377)
I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533379)
I haven't been to Argentina either.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533380)
Nor China.

Or Nigeria.

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533379)
I haven't been to Argentina either.

I think you need to read the title again:upsidedow...

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533377)
I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533379)
I haven't been to Argentina either.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533380)
Nor China.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533382)
Or Nigeria.

I've been to France though

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533377)
I've heard of Norway and i know where it is on a map but i have never been there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533379)
I haven't been to Argentina either.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533380)
Nor China.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533382)
Or Nigeria.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533384)
I've been to France though

And Spain.

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20533383)
I think you need to read the title again:upsidedow...

They are interesting facts about myself. :thumbsup

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:23 AM

I don't yet have enough points for a GFY hoodie yet either.

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533388)
I don't yet have enough points for a GFY hoodie yet either.

But i will soon.

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533385)
And Spain.

OK 'Spain' - That's a start - By any chance did you have a passionate affair with a Pamplona bull runners wife and when he found out he challenged to run with the bulls with him - He was sadly trampled and you married her - His ghost turned up at the wedding and she died at the altar?..

That would be interesting:upsidedow.....

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20533392)
OK 'Spain' - That's a start - By any chance did you have a passionate affair with a Pamplona bull runners wife and when he found out he challenged to run with the bulls with him - He was sadly trampled and you married her - His ghost turned up at the wedding and she died at the altar?..

That would be interesting:upsidedow.....

No but i did watch the sun go down on a beach in Ibiza. Interesting enough?

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:34 AM

oh ....oh ..... oh .......
I walked down to the shops today rather than driving!

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533394)
oh ....oh ..... oh .......
I walked down to the shops today rather than driving!

And i'm typing this on a laptop rather than the tower PC i normally use.

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533396)
And i'm typing this on a laptop rather than the tower PC i normally use.

while watching Despicable Me on ITV

rogueteens 07-25-2015 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533399)
while watching Despicable Me on ITV

Even though I've seen it before.

EddyTheDog 07-25-2015 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20533399)
while watching Despicable Me on ITV

I feel we are moving even further away from 'Interesting'...

At least try some BS.....

jimmycooper 07-25-2015 11:39 AM

During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks. :2 cents:

wehateporn 07-25-2015 11:40 AM

I once found some woman's father (Google), put them in touch for the first time, then he died

JuicyBunny 07-25-2015 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20533403)
During the summer after my freshman year in high school, I lost my virginity to the cleaning lady's daughter. A Mexican. Before that summer, I didn't even know that the cleaning lady had a daughter. Then all of a sudden she started coming over to help her Mom and soon enough started coming over by herself. So naturally we fucked. This led my friends to speculate that the only reason I was able to get laid was because the cleaning lady set it all up in the hopes I'd knock up her daughter. Even though I didn't have any money or anything to personally offer at that age, my parents did. And since Mexicans are Catholic and tend to not really like abortions, the theory was that her plan was for my parents to raise my illegitimate, half-Mexican child while also helping out her daughter in the process. Personally, I think the theory was complete bullshit and that my friends were just being a bunch of dicks. :2 cents:

So you and Arnold have something in common. Like Throm. :thumbsup
I love fucking the help. Don't get me wrong.

jimmycooper 07-25-2015 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuicyBunny (Post 20533407)
So you and Arnold have something in common. Like Throm. :thumbsup
I love fucking the help. Don't get me wrong.

excuse me, throm? even back in the coke dick days, I never left home without a cialis.

Keys, coke, cell phone, wallet, cialis, sunglasses. always. :thumbsup


Best-In-BC 07-25-2015 01:07 PM

6'3, white, 245, and a big dick :D oh, and my cock size isn't bad ether ;)

Bladewire 07-25-2015 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20533460)
6'3, white, 245, and a big dick :D oh, and my cock size isn't bad ether ;)

I'll take 2 please :thumbsup

Colmike9 07-25-2015 03:43 PM

Someone wanted to buy me another car today and I was like 'nah' because I wanted to sleep in....

clickity click 07-25-2015 03:45 PM

I am the most perverted forum member.

Quine 07-25-2015 03:50 PM

I have severe haemophilia (this curse is present in about 1 in 5,000–10,000 male births).

pornmasta 07-25-2015 04:26 PM

Yesterday i stole a cock from a fox in the forest.
cool story, isn't it ?


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