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CurrentlySober 08-16-2015 01:23 AM

Devious Australians will do anything to avoid paying their bills...
 
http://i.imgur.com/6LjcVQQ.png

Energy Australia was unable to read your meter....














So come on... Where DO you get the fake spider kits? :winkwink:

aka123 08-16-2015 02:19 AM

In here we pay based on projection and it is corrected once in a year by reading the meter. The correction is pretty much always to bigger direction (I pay more) as the projection is somewhat downscaled.

We don't have that big spiders so it wouldn't work anyways.

AdultKing 08-16-2015 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20551840)
Energy Australia was unable to read your meter....

Imagine that crawling across your face while asleep at 4am.

They always come in pairs.

BTW the meter could be read, that's a smart meter - they don't have meter readers for those, it's all done via the network. :)

SilentKnight 08-16-2015 08:23 AM

A+ for creativity.

I don't like spiders and snakes...so yeah, I'd leave that meter for another time.

PluginForage 08-16-2015 09:03 AM

That is funny

j3rkules 08-16-2015 09:04 AM

Looks legit.

Colmike9 08-16-2015 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 20551864)
Imagine that crawling across your face while asleep at 4am.

They always come in pairs.

BTW the meter could be read, that's a smart meter - they don't have meter readers for those, it's all done via the network. :)

What if you hit your face while asleep when it crawls across, how much of a mess does that make? :upsidedow

They changed the meters a year ago over here, they just have to drive a truck/van down the street and they get everyone's readings.

The Porn Nerd 08-16-2015 09:20 AM

Giant space age nuclear spiders, kangeroos that box, dingos that steal babies, snakes that can eat entire rabbits in one gulp, and crocodiles....yeah Australia is 'civilization' for sure. LOL

Let's keep these creepy crawlies down under where they belong eh? (I mean, OY!)

AdultKing 08-16-2015 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20552133)
What if you hit your face while asleep when it crawls across, how much of a mess does that make? :upsidedow

If it's a funnel web spider, the mess is the last of your worries. :helpme

Quote:

They changed the meters a year ago over here, they just have to drive a truck/van down the street and they get everyone's readings.
Here they use a combination of Wireless and BPL (Broadband over Power Lines).

AdultKing 08-16-2015 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20552146)
Giant space age nuclear spiders, kangeroos that box, dingos that steal babies, snakes that can eat entire rabbits in one gulp, and crocodiles....yeah Australia is 'civilization' for sure. LOL

Let's keep these creepy crawlies down under where they belong eh? (I mean, OY!)

You forgot about stone fish, box jellyfish, blue ringed octopus, tiger snake, death adder, taipan, black snake, brown snake, copperhead snakes and worst of all .. the very biggest danger to us we all face on a daily basis is housewives driving their 4WD/SUV like crazy people. :1orglaugh

ErectMedia 08-16-2015 11:55 AM

Funny shit :1orglaugh

In Chicago they would just estimate based on prior usage and then correct it next month when the spider goes away. They didn't read my shit in the winter here guessing cause scared of the snow and when spring came boy did I have a fucking bill. Thought someone had tapped into my line shit was so high. Switched my shit out to one of those smart meters now so da lazy fucks don't have to walk anymore so should be accurate and won't have to worry about getting sticker shock again. :2 cents:


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