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SleepWalker 09-01-2015 07:33 AM

Free Energy FlashLight
 
Just pre-ordered my free energy flash light!

Directory:ADGEX Flashlight Powered by Earth's Magnetic Field - PESWiki

Cyber Fucker 09-01-2015 08:01 AM

That is... interesting.

j3rkules 09-01-2015 08:07 AM

Nothing is free expect porn.

brassmonkey 09-01-2015 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SleepWalker (Post 20566973)

100 bucks!! 5 flash lights 12 pack of recharge batteries less that 50 bucks

TFCash 09-01-2015 08:37 AM

8 Bucks at Walmart :)

OmegaLight 9" shake flashlight - Walmart.com

SleepWalker 09-01-2015 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20567043)
100 bucks!! 5 flash lights 12 pack of recharge batteries less that 50 bucks

Yeah but that's not the point. I mean it is just to grab what "may" be the very first free energy gadget sold.

What I hope they can make later is a free energy iphone charger.

SleepWalker 09-01-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by hardcorehosting (Post 20567055)

But you have the shake it. the company behind the free energy flashlight it about the release something to light your whole house for free. You'll need damn good porn movies to shake enough to light a house every day lol

brassmonkey 09-01-2015 08:52 AM

i smell a fucking infomercial :disgust

http://static6.therichestimages.com/...-and-boots.jpg

TFCash 09-01-2015 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by SleepWalker (Post 20567058)
But you have the shake it. the company behind the free energy flashlight it about the release something to light your whole house for free. You'll need damn good porn movies to shake enough to light a house every day lol

- Simply shake for 30 seconds for up to 20 minutes of good usable light


New revenue stream for porn sites? A hand held device that you simply slip on before rubbing one out. 10 minutes a day stroking yourself gives you enough power to run your lights and laptop :1orglaugh

Adraco 09-01-2015 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by hardcorehosting (Post 20567066)
- Simply shake for 30 seconds for up to 20 minutes of good usable light


New revenue stream for porn sites? A hand held device that you simply slip on before rubbing one out. 10 minutes a day stroking yourself gives you enough power to run your lights and laptop :1orglaugh

Keep shaking to run the laptop to see the end of the movie! :1orglaugh

Mobius Matt 09-01-2015 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Adraco (Post 20567113)
Keep shaking to run the laptop to see the end of the movie! :1orglaugh

This ^^^ lol:thumbsup

L-Pink 09-01-2015 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20567062)
i smell a fucking infomercial :disgust

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SleepWalker 09-01-2015 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Adraco (Post 20567113)
Keep shaking to run the laptop to see the end of the movie! :1orglaugh

Connect a special Cock Ring to a Genererator to charge a Telsa PowerWall in your home, you have it, you're "jerk-off-the-grid" lol

just a punk 09-01-2015 10:26 AM

As about "environmental electromagnetic noise". That's a well-known method of making electricity from "nowhere". Take a copper cable of about 15-20 meters and connect it to an audio speaker and you'll hear the radio signal even in the woods. Induced currents from the "air" will give you enough of electricity to power up the speaker.

2MuchMark 09-01-2015 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SleepWalker (Post 20566973)


Hi Sleepwalker,

Pretty cool find!

A question though: Their website says "Solar radiation". Are they talking about solar energy as in light, or magnetic and other RF radiation produced by the sun?

j3rkules 09-01-2015 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Adraco (Post 20567113)
Keep shaking to run the laptop to see the end of the movie! :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

just a punk 09-01-2015 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20567147)
Hi Sleepwalker,

Pretty cool find!

A question though: Their website says "Solar radiation". Are they talking about solar energy as in light, or magnetic and other RF radiation produced by the sun?

There is no such a thing as a "magnetic radiation" :)

TFCash 09-01-2015 11:17 AM

www.StrokeAWatt.com someone better grab it quick :1orglaugh

PornSEO 09-01-2015 12:51 PM

Wow! I will soon get one too

Mickey_ 09-01-2015 04:38 PM

Build that as a screw-on cap for the FleshLight and you have a winner. ;)

VRPdommy 09-01-2015 06:55 PM

I'll save you some money... or not....

It is a L.E.D. flashlight that gets it's power from a std Li-Ion button cell and will last some time in intermittent use. It's not really that bright except in absolute dark.
I have examined many that others have bought when they quit working.


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