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American Psycho 09-24-2015 08:54 AM

Some craigslist fun - christian web design company - $399.99 websites
 
CHRISTIAN WEB DESIGN COMPANY - $399.99 WEBSITES

I just sent him a request to do a gay porn site. lol.

rogueteens 09-24-2015 08:57 AM

Why troll them? Personal vendetta?

j3rkules 09-24-2015 08:58 AM

Quote:

Now that's a big savings right there.. But act now and contact us and we'll offer you an added bonus... receive a 45 second Radio Commercial that will be on WCUN - Sunset Christian Radio for thirty days, again 100% free.

Sounds like a great deal.

:thumbsup

Jel 09-24-2015 09:02 AM

what a dick thing to do out of the blue

bns666 09-24-2015 09:02 AM

:1orglaugh

woj 09-24-2015 09:06 AM

it would be "fun" if he would reply, and you would string him along for multiple emails...

but I'm 99% sure if he even replies, he will reply "I don't do sites like that"... zero fun in that...

AntonMG 09-24-2015 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20587897)
Why troll them? Personal vendetta?

I stand by him.
I respect people that believe in god even though I don't.
I have no respect for religions, they are just exploiting this "weakness".

brassmonkey 09-24-2015 09:35 AM

the troll got trolled :2 cents::2 cents: lol if they say you have to repent first.

American Psycho 09-24-2015 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 20587897)
Why troll them? Personal vendetta?

I get Craigslist alerts and there lots from him for some reason. He's a closet spammer for jesus.

No personal vendetta really.
i just dont like organized religions and found this his spammy religiuos approach funny.

Besides that i recently I contacted a photo studio about renting the studio for an adult shoot and they replied no we don't want anything to do with that, and then followed with another email later saying " btw we have 24hr security by guards and police"

Theyre basically insinuating we were criminals and would just show up and break in / trespass or something criminal.

I wanted to sigh her up for 100x bbc gay porn newsletters.... I didnt tho.
Maybe I just want to troll those that hate porn so much...

American Psycho 09-24-2015 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 20587909)
it would be "fun" if he would reply, and you would string him along for multiple emails...

but I'm 99% sure if he even replies, he will reply "I don't do sites like that"... zero fun in that...

He did just reply.

He said "i won't sell out God and do the Devils work for a few dollars."

Nutjob. As suspected.

He should be giving them away for free if it's really Gods work. Why charge? God will work it out for good deeds...

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crockett 09-24-2015 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20587902)
what a dick thing to do out of the blue

Try putting up an ad claiming to be a satanist website developer and see how many angry Christans email you...

k0nr4d 09-24-2015 10:53 AM

If you want to string him along, tell him you want him to design something for your morman church or that you are from the vatican or something.

Jel 09-24-2015 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20587981)
Try putting up an ad claiming to be a satanist website developer and see how many angry Christans email you...

Of all the retarded reasons to do it, that has to be the retardiesty of them all. That'd just make those particular ones who emailed out of the blue also dicks :helpme

Shame on me for clicking 'view post' :Oh crap

atom 09-24-2015 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20588289)
Of all the retarded reasons to do it, that has to be the retardiesty of them all. That'd just make those particular ones who emailed out of the blue also dicks :helpme

Shame on me for clicking 'view post' :Oh crap

I'm with you. Just because other people are assholes doesn't mean you need to be one.

Who gives a fuck if they are a Christian design company. How old are you?

sandman! 09-24-2015 03:35 PM

so why fuck with them ? So what that they are against porn ?

RyuLion 09-24-2015 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20588298)
so why fuck with them ? So what that they are against porn ?

:2 cents::2 cents:

American Psycho 09-24-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 20588298)
so why fuck with them ? So what that they are against porn ?


I'm on a crusade to liberate porn from religions persecution!

No seriously ur right i dont really give much of a shit what religious zealots wamt or beleive was just a little joke ...

but keep in mind given the opportunity religious wackos would shut down every porn biz on the planet.... they sure do care and shove it down ur throat.

keysync 09-24-2015 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20587966)
He did just reply.

He said "i won't sell out God and do the Devils work for a few dollars."


Clearly he will do it for more than the $399. :thumbsup

RazorSharpe 09-24-2015 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20588289)
Of all the retarded reasons to do it, that has to be the retardiesty of them all. That'd just make those particular ones who emailed out of the blue also dicks :helpme

Shame on me for clicking 'view post' :Oh crap

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom (Post 20588296)
I'm with you. Just because other people are assholes doesn't mean you need to be one.

Who gives a fuck if they are a Christian design company. How old are you?

Not sure why you two have to talk absolute sense and burst this fuckwits bubble. He thought it was funny and here you two are saying, "Hey, that's not funny, you're just a prick!"

P.S.: OP, that's not funny, you're a prick.

EddyTheDog 09-24-2015 05:30 PM

I am with AP - Everyone likes to be naughty and wind someone up that's annoying you occasionally - I know I do - It's the closest I get to a sport...

fitzmulti 09-24-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 20588043)
If you want to string him along, tell him you want him to design something for your morman church or that you are from the vatican or something.

...or, that they want their $39.99 tithe, per site they develop. :winkwink:

RazorSharpe 09-25-2015 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20588414)
I am with AP - Everyone likes to be naughty and wind someone up that's annoying you occasionally - I know I do - It's the closest I get to a sport...

This person he contacted did nothing to annoy him. Fuckwit here contacted some random person. There's a difference between being "naughty" and being a fucking arse.

I'm sure you wouldn't think it funny if some "naughty" banker emailed some random person who lost their home saying, "Haha, I got a huge bonus"

MiamiBoyz 09-25-2015 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20587893)
CHRISTIAN WEB DESIGN COMPANY - $399.99 WEBSITES

I just sent him a request to do a gay porn site. lol.

GREAT! I am sick of people being called racist but you can't touch religion...well FUCK THAT!

I can most certainly as an atheist say that dealing with a death cult like Christians deserve nothing but scorn.

Oh and while we are at it FUCK THE POPE!

http://pamelagellercom.c.presscdn.co...e-francis.jpeg

PornSEO 09-25-2015 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20587948)
the troll got trolled :2 cents::2 cents: lol if they say you have to repent first.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SuckOnThis 09-26-2015 06:28 AM

Anyone advertising 'Christian' in their business model is more likely to rip you off than not.

EliteWebmaster 09-26-2015 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 20589560)
Anyone advertising 'Christian' in their business model is more likely to rip you off than not.

So true, the whole religion is scam. I was one of those sheep born into a christian religious family. It was not until recently that I saw the "light" and stop drinking the christian kool aid.
I can point out many points that will validate and prove that this religion is the biggest scam to date.

I will leave you with one, food for thought:

In the first part (Genesis 1:1-2:3) Elohim, the Hebrew generic word for God, creates the heaven and the earth in six days, starting with darkness and light on the first day, and ending with the creation of mankind on the sixth day. God then rests on, blesses and sanctifies the seventh day.

On the 5th day, And God said, “Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds[g] fly above the earth across the expanse of the heavens.” 21 So God created the great sea creatures and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarm, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day.

Then God said, “Let us make man[h] in our image, after our likeness. And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over the livestock and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.”

27 So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God he created him;
male and female he created them.



Then we have those two turds in the story, Adam and Eve wandering the garden of Eden eating fruits and skipping around in complete bliss.

Well.......If "God" created earth in 7 days and made Adam and Eve during that time, how is it that Dinosaurs roamed the earth long before humans ever lived? Ask any priest that question, and they look just as dumbfounded as they do trying to explain why catholic priests seem to love to molest young boys. Explain that to me how is that even possible that there is prove that there is dinosaur bones in the ground contradicting that BS story from the start!!

EliteWebmaster 09-26-2015 06:54 AM

Just look at this crap:
Support Christian Porn, Let's Purify Porn

Apparently it's ok to watch Christian Porn but wrong to watch other "Porn" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Our mission is to clean up that which is currently known as "pornographic"
videos, movies, or films. All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by
heterosexual married Christian couples. As acts of procreation they are not immoral, illicit, or dirty, but expressions of love between
husband and wife, who are in love with each other exclusively. None of the acts are unnatural or adulterous. We feel the viewing of an
expression of love shared by a married man and woman is one of the most beautiful and natural gifts bestowed to us by God. Praise
God, brothers and sisters.


http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/up...6218668920.jpg

Jel 09-26-2015 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20589578)
Just look at this crap:
Support Christian Porn, Let's Purify Porn

Apparently it's ok to watch Christian Porn but wrong to watch other "Porn" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Our mission is to clean up that which is currently known as "pornographic"
videos, movies, or films. All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by
heterosexual married Christian couples. As acts of procreation they are not immoral, illicit, or dirty, but expressions of love between
husband and wife, who are in love with each other exclusively. None of the acts are unnatural or adulterous. We feel the viewing of an
expression of love shared by a married man and woman is one of the most beautiful and natural gifts bestowed to us by God. Praise
God, brothers and sisters.


http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/up...6218668920.jpg

satire radar fail :thumbsup

DBS.US 09-26-2015 12:27 PM

Out of all the scammers on CL why would you want to mess with this guy?

RazorSharpe 09-26-2015 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20589586)
satire radar fail :thumbsup

LOL - you don't say!

Are you also suggesting that bangbus isn't real and that guy delivering pizza and sticking his cock through it isn't real too? Damn you!

From the same site he linked to:
License to fart, Farting license, Farter license shirts, gifts, hats, clothing, mugs

Seems legit

Colmike9 09-26-2015 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 20589813)
LOL - you don't say!

Are you also suggesting that bangbus isn't real and that guy delivering pizza and sticking his cock through it isn't real too? Damn you!

From the same site he linked to:
License to fart, Farting license, Farter license shirts, gifts, hats, clothing, mugs

Seems legit

Bangbus used to be real... :upsidedow

jimmycooper 09-26-2015 12:55 PM

when i think of 'craigslist fun', i think of other things.

onwebcam 09-26-2015 04:12 PM

Of the companies I have dealt with that proclaim their religion within said business advertisements I've gotten screwed 100% of the time. This includes any bible quotes or even as little as bumper sticker on their car. Each time I'm reminded of the bible salesman in Oh Brother Where art thou.


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