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incredibleworkethic 09-24-2015 01:46 PM

Going To Be A Daddy!
 
Just found out last weekend that I'm going to be a daddy! It will be my first! :)

Wish me luck I'm a little nervous!

Also, I've never been so hungry to motivate myself to work harder than I do. :upsidedow

Sorry that this wasn't a business thread. :pimp Have a good day everyone.

SilentKnight 09-24-2015 01:55 PM

You don't need luck.

Just a beer fridge in the garage.

You'll thank me later.

j3rkules 09-24-2015 01:55 PM

Good luck, hopefully son(?)

Quote:

Originally Posted by incredibleworkethic (Post 20588208)

Sorry that this wasn't a business thread. :pimp Have a good day everyone.

We do not see many business threads here anyway...

$5 submissions 09-24-2015 01:57 PM

Congrats, bro.

Welcome to the Daddy Club

I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!

EddyTheDog 09-24-2015 02:01 PM

Now I want one...

CaptainHowdy 09-24-2015 02:09 PM

Prepare yourself ...

Editing.xxx 09-24-2015 02:17 PM

congratulations dude! I have two little ones. They drive me crazy but I wouldn't have it any other way :)

yuu.design 09-24-2015 02:20 PM

congrats buddy!

shake 09-24-2015 02:23 PM

Congrats! My advice - get a good nights sleep - might be your last for 2 - 3 years...

SekobA 09-24-2015 02:30 PM

Thanks for sharing your great new with us. Congrats

Rochard 09-24-2015 02:31 PM

Congrats.

For your entire life you have been living your life for you. You eat when you want, sleep when you want, go to the movies when you want, fuck when you want, poop when you want. All of that changes when you have a kid. The first thing you loose control over is sleeping; Fifteen years later it hasn't changed - our child controls when we get up and when we go to bed (not to mention our entire schedule).

In the end it's completely worth it. I love my kid and couldn't imagine a day without her.

Sally Planc 09-24-2015 03:19 PM

Congratulations to you, man ! Work harder ))

Rob 09-24-2015 03:23 PM

Congrats!

DamnSexy 09-24-2015 03:25 PM

congrats, and get ready to low your sleep after birth for lonnnnnng months :D

Mr Pheer 09-24-2015 03:26 PM

Sorry bro.

sandman! 09-24-2015 03:47 PM

congrats :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Spunky 09-24-2015 04:53 PM

Congrats on the new addition

incredibleworkethic 09-24-2015 05:20 PM

Thanks so much guys! Gfy has been good to me, even before I registered. The baby was planned so I'm not exactly freaking out! :)

BlackCrayon 09-24-2015 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 20588223)

I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!

same here. it was a huge life adjustment at first but the little guy makes me smile so much i wouldn't change it for anything.

fitzmulti 09-24-2015 05:30 PM

Haven't been there, haven't done that...but certainly all the best to you!
{...and the beer fridge IS a good idea!}

L-Pink 09-24-2015 05:46 PM

http://i.imgur.com/uh4aERV.png

j3rkules 09-24-2015 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20588420)

:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 09-24-2015 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20588412)
Haven't been there, haven't done that...but certainly all the best to you!
{...and the beer fridge IS a good idea!}

Someone who understands parenting 101. :winkwink::1orglaugh

bronco67 09-24-2015 06:27 PM

Prepare to become a time management expert.

CurrentlySober 09-25-2015 09:48 AM

Well done - Enjoy him/her...

Before you know it, its Grandchildren time and your sat there thinking "Where DID all the time go?"

:)

Markul 09-25-2015 10:20 AM

Congrats :thumbsup

Bryan G 09-25-2015 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 20588223)
Congrats, bro.

Welcome to the Daddy Club

I became a first time Dad July 2013 and it's awesome!

Me too. My daughter was born July 30th 2013

Congrats to the OP as well!!

djroof 09-25-2015 11:06 AM

Congrats!!!

clickity click 09-25-2015 11:10 AM

Congratulations. I have 2. Be prepared for years of sleepless nights and say goodbye to your leisure time. Oh and start saving, kids are expensive.
The beer fridge is a good idea.

Tumblr 09-25-2015 03:45 PM

Cheers man.

Love your kid when your child comes out to see the earth :D

VikingMan 09-25-2015 04:04 PM

Congrats! Make sure you are there with the little critter comes out of the birth canal and when the Dr or Nurse asks you if you want your new precious baby to be instantly injected with Heb B vaccine just say NO! At least give the baby some time to live without being injected with a potentially dangerous and unneeded vaccine. Also do not take your baby out in public for a few months. The Indians wait 3 months......very smart.

Buy those hand pumps and make sure the baby is getting fed 100% breast milk and then after a few months begin with some homemade baby food. The longer you breast feed the baby the better. Keep that shitty soy formula away from your kid.

clickity click 09-25-2015 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20589241)
Congrats! Make sure you are there with the little critter comes out of the birth canal and when the Dr or Nurse asks you if you want your new precious baby to be instantly injected with Heb B vaccine just say NO! At least give the baby some time to live without being injected with a potentially dangerous and unneeded vaccine. Also do not take your baby out in public for a few months. The Indians wait 3 months......very smart.

Buy those hand pumps and make sure the baby is getting fed 100% breast milk and then after a few months begin with some homemade baby food. The longer you breast feed the baby the better. Keep that shitty soy formula away from your kid.

We waited about a week...

PornoPlopedia 09-25-2015 04:58 PM

congrats !

LeRoy 09-25-2015 05:03 PM

Congrats to you! Have two kids and a great wife too :)

You'll have fun!

xXXtesy10 09-25-2015 05:04 PM

http://morallowground.com/wp-content...339&zc=1&q=100

VikingMan 09-25-2015 05:13 PM

Also the first few days the breast milk is packed with all kinds of extra goodies for nutrition and the immune system. It actually looks yellow. Sneak about 5 ounces and drink it when you first wake up and I dare you to tell me you don't feel amazing. Women are like Goddesses at this point and dispensing life giving gold right out of their nipples.

PornSEO 09-25-2015 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20588221)
You don't need luck.

Just a beer fridge in the garage.

You'll thank me later.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 09-26-2015 05:58 AM

Congrats man! :pimp

PorN-LinK 09-26-2015 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXXtesy10 (Post 20589270)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kind of fucked up


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