Do you bite your fingernails or wipe boogers under your desk?
 

I do. I have fingernails all over my desk and boogers under the top of my desk.
The boogers are now petrified to the point that I would have to chip them off with a chisel. I wipe them under there after picking my nose because I am too lazy to get up and grab a tissue or a napkin.

Is this the norm? Or am I a filthy, slob, shit pig?

I just looked to my right and there's a fingernail... :upsidedow

No boogers, though, snot rockets are more fun than fingering them..

I have a glass desk - Nobody wants to see that...

The underside of my desk has a 1 inch thick layer of dried jizz.

i cant a4d a desk... :(

I thought boogers were meant to be picked, rolled, and flicked ?!?

yes, because you are too busy eating your own shit

:1orglaugh

No.

Growing up I had a lot of problems.

I wet the bed, had bad tourettes (still have some mild forms of it), picked my nose.
Funny thing is I wet the bed when I stayed the night at friends' houses a few times. I remember one of my friends dad's holding a sheet I slept in up to his nose, smelling it, and saying that it was wet. It was because I pissed in it you stupid dummy! :) (I was only 7 or 8 at the time).

I still jack off a couple times a day though. :thumbsup

On a side note. I've always wondered what it'd be like to be one of those kids that shit his pants growing up. :1orglaugh

Everyone quietly talked about it for years behind your back.

POOOOOOOOOPPP LOL :1orglaugh

Can you just start posting disgusting pictures again? This ain't workin for me.

both :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bite fingernails=yes
boogers into tissue or flicked on carpet and vacuumed up someday. :2 cents:

Why waste a good booger by placing it under the desk?