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VikingMan 10-03-2015 10:57 AM

You are welcome....Take this if you begin to feel cold or flu and zap it fast
 
Begin with Elderberry liquid. I take 4 full droppers 4 times a day
http://images.iherb.com/l/SNS-00054-3.jpg

Next Wellness formula
http://pics2.ds-static.com/prodimg/138677/300.jpg

I take 5 tablets (make sure to get the tablets not the capsules because they are more gnarly) 4 times a day

When you first feel a cold/flu coming on stop smoking pot, cigs, and any other drug immediately. Then start this Elderberry and Wellness formula combo and keep it up for 4 or 5 days or until you feel like it has passed.

Remember do not smoke pot, just eat some powerful edibles instead for body aches.

I had a sore throat last night and it is already gone after taking 3 doses of each supplement.

Best-In-BC 10-03-2015 12:02 PM

Fuck that, smoke out and get some nasel spry and man up ;)

EddyTheDog 10-03-2015 12:11 PM

Valium and Vodka - With any luck you will wake up when it's all over...

k0nr4d 10-03-2015 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20595592)
Begin with Elderberry liquid. I take 4 full droppers 4 times a day
http://images.iherb.com/l/SNS-00054-3.jpg

Do you think the elderberry flavoured somersby will work as alternative?

CurrentlySober 10-03-2015 12:18 PM

i like poo

stoka 10-03-2015 12:32 PM

bacon, garlic and plum brandy :D

klinton 10-03-2015 12:32 PM

how about garlic, onion, tea, rapsberry juice and lemon ?
:winkwink:

Vendzilla 10-03-2015 12:36 PM

eat a lot of salad and just have a big shit, everything will be better afterwards

MetaMan 10-03-2015 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20595623)
eat a lot of salad and just have a big shit, everything will be better afterwards

Ya because you're a big salad guy. LOL.

j3rkules 10-03-2015 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20595619)
i like poo

I heard it somewhere once.

American Psycho 10-03-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20595619)
i like poo

You are a moron.

VikingMan 10-04-2015 01:20 PM

It is Sunday morning and my illness has completely passed. I feel awesome. Time to smoke a fatty.:thumbsup

noshit 10-04-2015 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20595619)
i like poo

Could quite possibly be the best remedy :thumbsup
Smells bad but doesn't have any taste!

Rochard 10-04-2015 02:51 PM

I take Vitamin C every morning. I've had the flu once in the past six years. I don't get sick.

Colmike9 10-04-2015 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20595611)
Fuck that, smoke out and get some nasel spry and man up ;)

That's what I'm doing right now, weed and cough drops :upsidedow

SIK 10-04-2015 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20595592)
Begin with Elderberry liquid. I take 4 full droppers 4 times a day
http://images.iherb.com/l/SNS-00054-3.jpg

I'm repulsed.
That bottle says NIGRA on it and that is racist.
My tolerant body cannot accept such medicine.

PorN-LinK 10-04-2015 08:02 PM

Nigras everywhere!

CaptainHowdy 10-05-2015 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PorN-LinK (Post 20596485)
Nigras everywhere!

http://k30.kn3.net/taringa/B/3/D/4/F...tomico/674.gif

SekobA 10-05-2015 08:50 AM

I was ill last week and was 4 days of hell. Not sleeping and not eating

nico-t 10-05-2015 09:22 AM

i usually shove a pineapple up my ass.



doesn't beat the flu though.

Choopa Phil 10-05-2015 09:33 AM

Collodial silver works wonders as well.

http://www.vitacost.com/Images/Produ...1078005278.jpg

CDSmith 10-05-2015 09:37 AM

I wash my hands 4 or 5 times a day. No cold or flu in over 7 years here.

The Porn Nerd 10-05-2015 09:57 AM

Dude a cold will pass in 4 or 5 days ANYway, regardless of what shit you take.

So smoke away I say.
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Plutocracy 10-05-2015 10:27 AM

whiskey - honey and lemon - works for me every-time :)

Sly 10-05-2015 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20596940)
Dude a cold will pass in 4 or 5 days ANYway, regardless of what shit you take.

LOL, that's what I was thinking. My colds last a few days.

Rest. Drink water. Eat healthy foods.


Special "remedies" are snake oil.

SBJ 10-05-2015 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20596318)
I take Vitamin C every morning. I've had the flu once in the past six years. I don't get sick.

Yup with Indiana winters I take a 1000 mg Vitamin C tablet everyday in the winter. When I sometimes get too busy with life and forget, if you take Vitamin C right when you feel a cold coming on it will zap it really quick

VikingMan 10-05-2015 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20596983)
LOL, that's what I was thinking. My colds last a few days.

Rest. Drink water. Eat healthy foods.


Special "remedies" are snake oil.

The point I am making is I was able to work and also enjoy the weekend outdoors within 24 hours. Also I was back to smoking huge Bob Marley joints within 48 hours. It may be true the illness did not pass faster but I sure as hell felt better. I have been taking this combo for years and it never lets me down. I also buy those huge fresh squeezed bottles orange juices from Whole Foods and drink them like water. All the fresh OJ and the tablets give me a super dose of Vitamin C. The elderberry extract zapped my sore throat.

Sly 10-05-2015 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20597021)
The point I am making is I was able to work and also enjoy the weekend outdoors within 24 hours. Also I was back to smoking huge Bob Marley joints within 48 hours. It may be true the illness did not pass faster but I sure as hell felt better. I have been taking this combo for years and it never lets me down. I also buy those huge fresh squeezed bottles orange juices from Whole Foods and drink them like water. All the fresh OJ and the tablets give me a super dose of Vitamin C. The elderberry extract zapped my sore throat.

There is no such thing.

You are pissing it all out.

The placebo effect in action.

SBJ 10-05-2015 11:14 AM

I wish my colds only lasted a few days but I think colds in places like Indiana are worse cause it's so cold. My colds if I don't take doses of Vit C last 10-14 days sometimes.

EddyTheDog 10-05-2015 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20597021)
The point I am making is I was able to work and also enjoy the weekend outdoors within 24 hours. Also I was back to smoking huge Bob Marley joints within 48 hours. It may be true the illness did not pass faster but I sure as hell felt better. I have been taking this combo for years and it never lets me down. I also buy those huge fresh squeezed bottles orange juices from Whole Foods and drink them like water. All the fresh OJ and the tablets give me a super dose of Vitamin C. The elderberry extract zapped my sore throat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20597023)
There is no such thing.

You are pissing it all out.

The placebo effect in action.

Sly is correct - The chances are you just had a mild cold and a healthy immune system...

VikingMan 10-05-2015 11:23 AM

I give these bottles away to friends/family who are sick and I have never had anyone say anything other than wonderful things. So we are all benefitting from placebo effect I guess.

EddyTheDog 10-05-2015 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20597034)
I give these bottles away to friends/family who are sick and I have never had anyone say anything other than wonderful things. So we are all benefitting from placebo effect I guess.

It's used by MDs more often than you would think - It's very powerful...

VSKevin 10-05-2015 11:40 AM

A little flu never stopped me from doing anything, but I must admit the congestion SUCKS. Hate not being able to breathe at 100%.

A Vicks inhaler solves all that for me though. The old "drink lots of liquids" remedy generally helps me get rid of it in a couple of days.

pornguy 10-05-2015 01:27 PM

Habanero sauce

wehateporn 10-05-2015 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20597003)
Yup with Indiana winters I take a 1000 mg Vitamin C tablet everyday in the winter. When I sometimes get too busy with life and forget, if you take Vitamin C right when you feel a cold coming on it will zap it really quick

:thumbsup

The effectiveness of vitamin C in preventing and relieving the symptoms of virus-induced respiratory infections. - PubMed - NCBI

"Vitamin C in megadoses administered before or after the appearance of cold and flu symptoms relieved and prevented the symptoms in the test population compared with the control group."


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