I need some things translated into Polish.
 

I need these translated into Polish and not by some crappy Google online translator-bot. Two of my best friends from college, Tomek and Kasia are getting married and I want to talk shit. I see other Polish people talking shit to them, but my Google translated stuff looks like Arabic, not Polish. Here are the things I need translated.

1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.

Thank you. Dziękuję.

Have you tried a support ticket at mech? He might respond

You got a private message.

You'll get a different translation of this from every polish person you ask - but:

1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
- Wygłądasz jak, kurwa, kozy dupa.

2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
- Jesteś piękna/piękny, gratuluję wam! (piekna = female, piekny = male)

3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
- Jak z grubym murżynem który grał w tenisa? Czy nadal jestescie przyjaciółmi?

4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.
- Twoja twarz przypomina móją dupę.

1. Ty wyglądasz jak pieprzony kozi tyłek.
2. Wy jesteście piękni, gratulacje dla was.
3. Jak tam ten gruby czarny koleś który gra w tenisa? Czy jesteście dalej przyjaciółmi?
4. Twoja twarz wygląda bardzo jak moje dupsko.

You left out the part about the tennis player being black :pimp

Ok fixed.

Awesome, thanks!

Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"

I keep getting match.com SPAM. Can i get a translation of "I have a match for you, my ass and your face."
Might come in handy.

Never counted. I use less I guess LOL.

nadal isn't black, he's just tanned