I need balls for my contest...volunteers?
 

Last summer I held a worldwide vaginal beauty contest and just a few days ago elitedaily.com published a short film about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCLIa1KpV5w

Tomorrow we're officially launching the first ever balls contest and giving away $10k in prize money. We'll also turn the winners balls into items of home decor like bookends, paperweights, and door stops.

It's at ballscontest.com.

I need at least 10-20 pre-submissions to the contest so that when we go public, the site has some balls for the visitors to vote on. I expect millions of visitors, so if uh, you have balls that you think can win, or you just like the idea of millions of people voting on and looking at your nuts, please pre-submit today on ballscontest.com.

Oh, FYI, you'll have to hold a piece of paper in the photo that says Autoblow Balls Contest to be approved - an example of this is on the submission page. Otherwise, we'd have thousands of random Internet balls submitted.

Thanks!

stopped reading at "i need balls" ya damn bitch

You don't have enough balls in China?

Or are they just too small to be impressive?

yep
 

yep, expected that response, but hopefully there are a few dudes who don't reply but just submit

nigga said less talk more balls, shit got real

yeah
 

less talk more ball photos, with the egos here, must be someone here who feels he can win

we all have big egos cus our balls are small but bank accounts are big :(

I am in!

Folks, you can vote for my beautiful scrotum now! http://ballscontest.com/vote318

Thanks!

Is that friction burn from chin stubble?


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I don't want to give away all of my scrotal beauty secrets, but a hot bath, a razor, and a pretty lady wearing lipstick were involved... @KittenBoheme has no chin stubble. She does have some of her work nominated for an AVN and XBiz award though...

My balls are itchy, sweaty and sore, with slightly bleeding legions at the moment... You dont want them...

Plus theres also a bit of poo on them...

I can't believe they have published people's full name, city and age next to the pics:error...

Yeah, they could warn people about that :P

Also, the site seems to be throwing "model not found" error messages when you vote right now.

My balls are so beautiful, they broke the internet!

You forgot to hold up the little sign that says #AutoblowBallsContest and hide your dick, but otherwise it's a winner!

you got a discount on your products? contact me if you do :)