Programmer, Designer and SEO guru needed
 

I'm working for a philanthropic company that is going to make a major announcement very soon. I work in a mansion in the Encino hills of Los Angeles. Below is a picture of the desk I work at. I get 3 meals a day while at work prepared by two chefs on staff. I get paid very well.

We're looking for a Javascript Programmer, a talented web designer and a good SEO guru. If you are in need of a good job that will make you feel better about yourself that will be part of changing the world, send me a cover letter and resume to vendzilla{ at }yaho0 dot-com

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...ab&oe=56E5D819

Hi,
you didn't give enough of info about the project to make professionals want to work with/for you. Who cares about your desk?
Rookies will surely go for everything they'll find.

Well, good luck anyways.

Do you know what Philanthropic means?

Hi, is this position for inhouse staff only? We have close to 200 programmers at the moment dedicated to client's projects. I will definitely send you email and hopefully we can work together :thumbsup

It's in house, sorry

Good luck in your search V. If you guys need anything done remotely you know where to find me ;)

Sarah, you will always be part of my fantasy threesome and if I needed something I could do remotely, I would go straight to you!

I'm helping out the hiring team because of all my connections after doing this so long. I'm in heaven here, best job ever. I'm heading down to the kitchen right now, the Chef has Breakfast ready! LOL

Hey,

I'm a designer and love to work with you. Take me to LA. :)

Or Can I work remotely?

if you are still looking for a designer... just feel free to message me anytime.....

Yes, you work for free at a nice desk :1orglaugh:1orglaugh and maybe throw in a few "thou" to feel good.

Good luck with your search. If you need seo tips or a permanent remote seo specialist to collaborate with you, don't hesitate and skype me

Still looking? If you ever needed a webguy remotely Sir please check us out ZombieOnDesk.com. Ohh and good luck on your search! Happy Holidays everyone! :)