anyone else jerk off into your office wastebasket?
 

I do it so much the bottom of it looks like a pan full of scalloped potatoes

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Ahhhhh.. those two Words "scalloped potatoes" and "cum bucket"... reminds me of your mum. She were good at both

no u :mad:

True if fucked up OP.

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I prefer to jerk of onto my work colleagues. It's satisfying and funny watching them walk around the office with jizz on their back or in their hair.

I call that move the ol' "Sticky Situation"

You ever cum and rub it on the door knobs

I call that one the ol' slick ricky

That's what your dad tried to say when he was choking on my cock...

You just managed to identify yet another thing you fail at. By now you should know that witty comebacks, requiers at least a IQ above 76.
Stick to talking about your imaginary IRL-friends and fake funurals

What's yours 72?

ohhh shit! it's going down for real up in here, son!

lol - Turn on spell check before you call someone stupid for fuck sake...

oh snap ferus you gonna take this shit? ohhh shiititt

Since when did spelling in once 3. language have anything to do with being stupid?

How many languages do you master?

oh shit! eddy dawg u gonna have to back on that he hoe'n u out son!

I always thought you are are American and your first language was English - I really am sorry if I was wrong - I admire anyone with more than one language...

let ... go ... of ... my ... cock :warning

This is how we begin to find common ground. The more we communicate with peoples of other cultures the more we find out we are the same.

I hope you two continue having dialog and come to a peaceful resolution to this strife.

What the fuck is this shit?

Personally I can speak more than 10 languages.

He loves me really...

I can say 'more beer' in 11...

You should see a doctor about those Complementary projection issues you are going through.

That's a new PD for me - I am building up a collection...

Where are you from BTW?....

I guess Holland.

You are confusing me with my other username "Franck"

Good
 

Now they know who has been clogging up the office vacuum cleaner as well...

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Strange - I used to like him - Oh well...

Bitcoin prophecy?

That is not strange. You love anyone that give you a Little bit of attention, and then get surpriced because they dont love you back.

I made my own, and called it Izzycoin

You spelt surprised wrong :2 cents:

And you guessed my nationality wrong

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I ain't psychic. Sweden?

Dont you think I'm a little to confrontational to be swedish?

South African?..

Yeah, I would last about 2 weeks there :1orglaugh

Well I give up, give us the first letter.

I cunt say that I do.

:helpme:helpme:helpme use a warmed towel

:1orglaugh

please don't post my holiday plans

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Have some self control for the love of god.

If it feels good just do it, that's the gfy way. You don't like it gtfo.