Just got home from Star Wars - Worst. Movie. Ever.
 

It was worse than Episode I! What a fucking waste of time and money. This is going down as not only the worst Star Wars movie, but worst movie of all time. Fucking piece of shit. The fact that a robot that looks like a basketball with a head is main character and Jedi master? And Luke Skywalker being a main character along side Lando Calrissian. Lando Fucking Calrissian from Cloud City!?!? Chewbacca and Han Solo are in it for all of 10 minutes, and that's being generous. By the end I was begging for Jar Jar Binks.

Fuck off and eat a dick, Disney. Sorry for the spoilers, I'm pissed.

Damn sorry you wasted your time and money i guess ill have to download it

at least Han Solo dies :thumbsup

Thanks for the advanced warning.

Right! That scene fucked me up! I never thought Chewy would turn like that. :mad:

Can someone explain to me how a robot the shape of a ball, with no arms or legs, can not only fly a starfighter, but use a lightsaber to kill a Sith Lord? Seriously!?!?

Andrew Lee Approves!

Thanks guys, just thanks.

I couldn't believe they brought Vader back as well. Killing Luke off in the opening fight scene was crazy especially because i thought Boba Fett was dead.

Nice to see Yoda again though.

Iz Jabba Da Hut innit?

Who do you think ate Chewbacca?..

The best part was when Princess Leia crashed landed the Millennium Falcon...

I'm not convinced with this interacial gay romance

So is JJ overrated? Lost was the only thing of his I truly loved.

In the bar scene, when the BLATANT advertising was all over the fucking place...UGH! Seriously??? A Pizza Hut delivery to a table, and all of the Dr. Pepper placards all over the tables!! What the fuck was that???
Practically had as much blatant advertisments as a NASCAR race!

Well, they got your money sucker so I am pretty sure they don't give a fuck about what you think.

You should have used your common sense and not gone in the first place.

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this. dont waste money on this shit

none of this happened.

but why the fuck luke was gone for some reason and they had to go and find him - went over my head.

Haven't seen it yet. So may the force be with you!

I can't see what the hype is about. It was mediocre at best

I saw it today. It was better than episodes i - iii. But not better than the original trilogy.

You.are.a.loser

Didnt like either

People are suckers.

Thank you guys for all the spoilers...it's really respectful to all people that waited to watch it :thumbsup

We are going in a 3 hours.

Will give you an honest opinion afterwards.

Be sure to watch closely for the Pizza Hut delivery... :winkwink:

The last star wars movie I saw was the first. Back in 83 or something.
People were clapping and cheering in the theatre.

Just downloaded this in 1080p and it's junk. True flop.

Not possible. It was filmed in low rez SD (NO HD or 4K or 3D or CGI or any of that) in order to be true to the original 1977 film.

Most was black and white. I thought they had color is 1977. I heard it was to save money because they were already over 500 million and it saved them from going way over budget

I ain't a kid so I guess I won't be seeing it.

The only character I didn't want to see again was JarJar Binks, but I was happy to see him back because they did a good job CG job on him, and he had so many wisecracks! And his catch phrase, "Me Love you!" is going to stick in my head for months now. So cute! And who knew he was the one carrying the plans for the new rebel base all along? What a great movie.

Ya. It didn't matter much, because Storm Troopers are black & white anyway, and so is Mr. Ford's beard.

what a cocksucker thread. did not read.

you've got to be a miserable fuckwad to come running to gfy to try and spoil the fucking movie for others.

gofuckyourself

This isnt a thread fail - It's a GFY fail...

No desire to see it.

I stopped following Star Wars after the first original three.

I personally enjoyed the analog 2 channel stereo and lack of bass. The scratch and pop sounds were a great reminder of how film sound used to be, and should be again. The noisy fuzzy "warmth" sounded just as good as vinyl records.

That is why I will never watch it.

Not bad at all, quite enjoyed it. 3D is awesome and we could have had more, such as from the pilots POV in the dogfight scenes, as were some of the backdrops created. Ford out acted the lot of them, that's to be expected. A couple of actors showed their inexperience.

It also has the same tongue in cheek angle.

The only complaint is the writing needs to have been better in getting it away from the set format of Death Star, Evil Ruler, Darth Vader, children who are related to main characters and re-inventing Luke as a girl. Her character and his are too similar. Though to be honest there are 100s of movies that seem to be written by a photocopier.

Well, worth the money, even some of those here to broke to go to the movies.

Watching the other trailers, DC Comics, Marvel and Warcraft spin-offs. This is far better. another case of photocopier instead of a team of writers.

Hope the whole hype machine dies and it wont be a minute too soon, if it does:2 cents::thumbsup

LOL! Troll completely misses point of thread. Cries like a girl. Sad.

Exactly. If he doesn't read the thread, he might miss little things like the Pizza Hut delivery...LOL! :winkwink:

yuu mad, solo dies :1orglaugh

:pimp:pimp:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Me: Hi there!

Star Wars Fan: Can you seriously stop spoiling the movie for me? I couldn't get tickets and it is so inconsiderate for you to do this!!!

how is it possible that they speak modern french in this movie ?

LOL None of the above happened. So nothing has been spoiled.

The Force.....