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blackmonsters 01-14-2016 11:44 AM

Katy Perry is a Retillian Overlord
 
She starts to shapeshift during this interview.

A Real Reptilian Shapeshifter - Close Up - YouTube




:2 cents:

dyna mo 01-14-2016 11:47 AM

as long as those big ole tiddies of her's don't shape shift, i'm down.

muthisdev 01-14-2016 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20699785)
She starts to shapeshift during this interview.

A Real Reptilian Shapeshifter - Close Up - YouTube




:2 cents:

I've never fucked a lizard before. Are they any good?

OneHungLo 01-14-2016 01:29 PM

I love her lizard tits

Penny24Seven 01-14-2016 01:38 PM

You guys need to stop fucking around and open your eyes. They have it on camera and you don't believe it just because you think it was photoshopped. That is how they get away with it. They always blame edits and or anything like that.
It was filmed on LIVE TV and people all over paused it and went back to see it. This is just a clip from that show. You can't edit live TV like that.
I live in fear my posts will be caught by the wrong person and they will off me.
JohnnyClips is posting thru my brain to protect his location.
Aghhhh I am fighting to get control of my hands to stop from hitting post but he has the power ashhhhhhhhhhhh

BIGTYMER 01-14-2016 01:40 PM

Thanks for the good laugh. Red Bull almost came out my nose.. :/

ilnjscb 01-14-2016 01:52 PM

It all makes sense - a space travelling, at-will-morphing overlord lizard would want nothing more than to come to this backwater shithole and masquerade as whatever it is Katy Perry does.

Rochard 01-14-2016 02:11 PM

I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

http://content.screencast.com/users/...01-14_1310.png

MadMario 01-14-2016 02:13 PM

This is one crazy thread. When i see lizard in front of my face ill believe it

nico-t 01-14-2016 02:46 PM

her tits are nice but she has soulless/dead eyes in a weird shaped head. I'd fuck her but she has to wear an American grocery bag on her head (i assume they are huge compared to European grocery bags that probably wouldn't fit her)

Coup 01-14-2016 02:52 PM

Sounds about right, OP

Coup 01-14-2016 02:53 PM

All I know for sure is her music makes my lizard go limp

PornDude 01-14-2016 03:00 PM

Now I can die happy.

blackmonsters 01-14-2016 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20699938)
It all makes sense - a space travelling, at-will-morphing overlord lizard would want nothing more than to come to this backwater shithole and masquerade as whatever it is Katy Perry does.

Sure does; there is zero black cock outside of earth.

:2 cents:

MiamiBoyz 01-14-2016 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20699918)
You guys need to stop fucking around and open your eyes. They have it on camera and you don't believe it just because you think it was photoshopped. That is how they get away with it. They always blame edits and or anything like that.
It was filmed on LIVE TV and people all over paused it and went back to see it. This is just a clip from that show. You can't edit live TV like that.
I live in fear my posts will be caught by the wrong person and they will off me.
JohnnyClips is posting thru my brain to protect his location.
Aghhhh I am fighting to get control of my hands to stop from hitting post but he has the power ashhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank you!

Finally the truth is starting to be shown!

gnawledge 01-14-2016 08:17 PM

I have an upset stomach and watching this made me almost crap myself. This is too funny.

ErectMedia 01-14-2016 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20699961)
I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

http://content.screencast.com/users/...01-14_1310.png

+1 I'd let her lizard ass eat me anyday. :thumbsup

2MuchMark 01-14-2016 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20699961)
I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

http://content.screencast.com/users/...01-14_1310.png

Lizards make me horny.

Spunky 01-14-2016 10:02 PM

John Mayer gave her crabs?

muthisdev 01-14-2016 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnawledge (Post 20700323)
I have an upset stomach and watching this made me almost crap myself. This is too funny.

Perry-Lax: When you need to shit.

Ferus 01-15-2016 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20699961)
I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

http://content.screencast.com/users/...01-14_1310.png

I rarely agree with you, but this time you are spot on. She is SO fuckable.

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/upl...compressor.gif

sinsan 01-15-2016 03:28 AM

I LOLd so hard!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ContentPimp 01-15-2016 03:45 AM

Is she related to the Reptile from Mortal Kombat?Bro and siss?

SBJ 01-15-2016 04:27 AM

yup her tits are not human!

http://adultgifworld.com/gifs/Celebs...ry-GIF-031.gif

but god I'd do very bad things to that lizard :winkwink:

http://adultgifworld.com/gifs/Celebs...-Perry-Grr.gif

http://adultgifworld.com/gifs/Celebs...compressor.gif

Ferus 01-15-2016 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20700498)


MiamiBoyz 01-15-2016 04:56 AM

Katy as a baby
 
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yh93vawma_...usdinosaur.jpg

ruff 01-15-2016 07:06 AM

I've got a lizard for her.

Frank 01-15-2016 07:28 AM

Lizard lady

stopitbrrruce 01-15-2016 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20699909)
I love her lizard tits

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PiffStenis 01-15-2016 09:03 AM

Hello PiffStenis it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

CaptainHowdy 01-15-2016 09:11 AM

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...Blog/vlaga.jpg

stopitbrrruce 01-15-2016 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20699961)
I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

http://content.screencast.com/users/...01-14_1310.png

This one is not Katy Perry, it's a model named Rosie Jones

http://40.media.tumblr.com/23f8efb0e...zy3so3_400.jpg

muthisdev 01-15-2016 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce (Post 20700775)
This one is not Katy Perry, it's a model named Rosie Jones

http://40.media.tumblr.com/23f8efb0e...zy3so3_400.jpg

Is she a lizard, too?

Bojangles 01-15-2016 12:53 PM

You'd think a shape-shifting lizard would shift itself into something more talented than Katy fuckin' Perry. Goddamn, Lizard, get your shit together!

pimpmaster9000 01-15-2016 03:46 PM

katy perry is a reptilian overlord=confirmed

2MuchMark 01-15-2016 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles (Post 20700828)
You'd think a shape-shifting lizard would shift itself into something more talented than Katy fuckin' Perry. Goddamn, Lizard, get your shit together!

I thought this was pretty cool



(I was leftshark)

kkkkkk 01-15-2016 04:53 PM

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...eemasons_1.jpg

kkkkkk 01-15-2016 04:53 PM

Bang that lizard rochard, just tell her your into smtp, chicks dig that, and maybe mention, you know me: kkkkkk


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