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Chris Malais 02-02-2016 01:32 AM

Are you facing felony charges? I am an expert at helping webmasters beat cases before trial.
 
I am not a lawyer. I am simply a person whom is highly skilled in the art of not guilty. I'm also a master of the art called case dismissed. If you are sick of feeling hopeless, sick of listening to a man that is paid by the hour to pick and choose whom he wants to be legitimate with, if you are loosing your life to court battles, please contact me so that I can explain to you the secrets of war in the court room. Court is a complicated subject and we are misled from the start. I understand the programming. I understand the purpose. I understand the concept of states manufacturing criminals for certain specific non-conspiracy related purposes.

Things are not always as they seem, and the hypnotic atmosphere of a court house can ruin your life so selfishly, so incredibly, so unbelievably. I'm not really concerned with guilt. I'm concerned with government using gang, mob, criminal, and evil tactics to force themselves into your life like a parasite. I've been in the system my entire life, and after being under constant threat of long term incarceration for a solid 10 years I have figured out the truth of the mechanics of the court system. I'm not in this for the money entirely, in fact I will help you for free if your case grabs me by the heart. I was a successful business man with a family and local business at one point until I was profiled and enslaved to the court systems will. If you are depressed or angry at the way your government is trying to criminalize you, please contact me so that we can discuss a solution. I think outside the box. My methods are different. I get things done and avoid the monopolizing manipulation that takes place in those sinister buildings.

If you have never been harassed by your local law enforcement, I expect you to think I'm full of, well, you know. If you have been harassed I still expect you to think I'm full of the, you know. Out of sheer curiosity I invite you to pick my mind on this subject. Send me an email explaining your situation briefly and I will give you the answer you seek. If not, then you could always troll me to death on GFY and post screen shots of my foolishness :1orglaugh

My methods are proven, and very rare. You would have to talk to me to understand. I know it is a strange subject but it is one I offer free consultation on so what do you have to loose?


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