thinking of canceling my colonoscopy, the doctor's nurse thinks i look like ryan gosling.
 

so i've got some stomach issues that require amongst other tests, a colonoscopy. problem is my gastroenterologist's nurse is a ridiculously cute young asian gal who keeps commenting to me that i look like ryan gosling.

i'd hate to ruin her image of me when she sees my pale white ass flat ass with a garden hose shoved up it.


conflicted.

That would definitely be weird.

Good luck with that one.

i know right! fuck. thinking of changing gastros. i actually researched gastros in the OC and my guy is at the top of the list.

Ask her out and have sex before hand. While in bed have her shove a garden hose up your this. This way when youre in the office she will think its fore play. WIN WIN!

Well, I'm sure she's used to white asses on cute guys. She probably sees all sorts of asses.

I'm sure yours wont be any more or less special than any other ass.

Feel better now? :winkwink:

It might actually turn her on...

I mean, Asians are into some pretty weird shit in case you have missed some of the treads on that very topic!

Case in point:

http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...qnxxo1_500.gif

wow, that would be some insane sex! thinking.

it's weird how she's thrown a wrench into it all. it never occurred to me to be self-conscious about my ass in front of a cute asian nurse.

valid point. although i think she's more naive than that. she didn't handle this at all like i would have expected. she actually got kind of unprofessional. almost immediately after she took me in to the back for vitals and such, she kind of blurted out, you look like that guy from the notebook! i thought she meant like some bit guy on the sidelines, so i asked her "which guy?" she scampered off and got her phone and looked it up and said, ryan gosling.

It's probably a ladyboy, watch out!

oh fuck dude. you're right. that actually makes a lot of sense. fuck. :warning

eww Why did I click this thread? colonoscopy is a word I don't want to hear for a LONG TIME! Back when I was hospitalized for a month I had more than 2 or 3 of those.. I'm like, I don't care put me out and run the camera down my throat just once.. But then again that liquid I had to drink before the MRIs also sucked..


But hey good luck with you lady boy.. Hope everything comes out OK :thumbsup

ehy thanks
dude, they have me scheduled for hoses going in both ends. and took enough blood i had to sit it out at the lab for a couple hours after. either way, they'll get it sorted out. USA :thumbsup

and yeah, i'm with you, while the dr's office story is true, i'm dreading the procedures and that's why i'm thinking of reasons to bail. anyway, not really gonna bail, you know it's a fact of life, get on with it all. USA:thumbsup

I hear you but really you need to find out what is wrong and that test and mris are the best way.. That is why I was in the hospital for 25 days and later another 4 for a follow up surgery cause I waited and it got way worse than if I went right when I was having stomach pains.

Good luck!

Do you have to stop eating for three days and then drink that awful liquid to flush out what's left?

Then the enema?

I have mine scheduled soon, going to the private hospital so I can get my own room and have it under anaesthetic.

When I got my colonoscopy done, the doctor said I had a tight anus. So he had to put both hands on my shoulder to be able to get his finger in. Fingers feel a lot bigger when they're going up your ass.

It was fingeroscopy!

:D

Ask her if she's into smoothies.

1. get a wax and a tan
2. get colonoscopy
3. ???
4. Profit

My guess is that you are affraid that she's going to see you pop wood while you moan and groan once that scope penetrates you and goes deep!

The doctor said you had a tight anus, WTF :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Can they really say that?

face it like a man

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dass not gay? :winkwink:

I think it's allowed as long as he said it after ejaculating.

Women like brave men ... just die of whatever that is you're sick of.

I woke up during mine with the hose up my ass. They did not give me nearly enough drugs. I remember the surprised look on the nurses face when I tried to sit up and she pushed me back down.

If that happens, just wink and give your best creeper smile. I would also consider growing a handlebar mustache before the procedure.

When you say "doctor" you really mean "hooker" don't you... :pimp

Colonoscopy didn't work for me at all....... we just couldn't get the tube in and it was very awkward me screaming in front of the nurses who made me out to be some kind of a ninny.

In the end, I had it done elsewhere and I had to be knocked out like a horse.

I'm confused.

Did she say your face reminded her of Ryan Gosling?

Or was she saying that your ass looked like Ryan Gosling's ass?









Are you sure she didn't say your face looked like Ryan Gosling's ass?

What a nightmare.

Ive actually been growing a handlebar moustache and been perusing the moustache waxes at Amazon...

Either one is fine with me. !!

Yes they can say that.

They can also put a finger in your ass while they have both of thier hands on your shoulders.

Amazing huh?

Dude:

Just get your colonoscopy already, for your health.

But in the spirit of GFY, Have someone take pictures and post them in this thread. An asian ladyboys sticking a tube up your ass and masturbating to Ryan Gosling is probably a fetish around here.

Good luck!

Enjoy your probing

assert dominance by going there with a hose already placed in your bumbum

I had an endoscopy last week. That feels weird. It's a camera thart goes up my nose and down my throat. I can feel it.

Update???

still waiting for insurance to approve all the procedures. i already have the jug of chemicals i'm to swirl down, was not expecting insurance to move so slow on it.

the azn nurse is still cute though. i want to ask her how old she is, she could be 20 or 45, those gals don't age!

That's awkward. Good luck with the procedure.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just an asside butt (see what I did there?) if there were an award for most interesting thread titles in a week I'd vote for you this week, mo.

Dude, will you quit jerkin' ya gherkin over this chick!!????

Here's a couple of tips:

(1) If she said you look like some movie star or someone else, its about 80% sure she likes you. It's the normal way an Asian girl (particularly orientals) would talk to a guy she likes.

(2) If she is Chinese or Japanese, don't ask her out on a date directly. A really good strategy is to say "Can I make friends with you?", make small talk and ask for her number. I know it sounds like something a kid would say to another kid but believe me, as simple as it is, it 100% works....

i'm not interested in dating her. my g/f wouldn't appreciate that.