Why can't Zuckburger get a hotter wife?
 

Is he really that big of a loser?

Here we see Mark's wife leading him off to the daily cuckolding.

http://i.imgur.com/LZABifV.jpg

Some people embrace paradox in their lives ...

or decided to be with someone who makes him happy in more ways than just a trophy show piece.

Damn hippies...

Get a job!

He could do a lot worse and I would imagine he's looking for more then just looks.

Can you imagine the divorce ownage if he even thinks of straying from that hildebeast of his?

All that cash and can't risk banging a little strange. That's gotta be torment.

She's into the guy. You can tell. And mark knows it too. He's trying not to let it show.

Pathetic.

Throw money out of the equation and he's lucky to get what he has.

Some people aren't happy about the mixing of blood

Anti-Assimilation Group Appeals to Zuckerberg - Jewish World - News - Arutz Sheva

#cuckerberg

he is tiny...like asian girl tiny...I bet she is heavier than him...if they both wore a spiderman suit, she would be the bigger spiderman...

are these regular surfboards? LOL if they are

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...99_634x469.jpg

yeah, she do not looks hot at all

She has a good personality

Indeed. She's a Cantonese peasant; look at those calves. She can pull the plow in the rice paddy all day long better than a water buffalo.

http://i.imgur.com/ZUkadT2.jpg

she probably actually likes him and not just his money maybe

He looks happy or she is Lizzard women rulling the nets

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/899/4129714759.jpg

She's hotter than him :)
And maybe they are both sapiosexuals :)

some superdorks need a superdork GF. jessica alba is a rare speciman who combines superdork IQ with supermodel looks.

:2 cents:

Some men gossip worse than women.

He's a cunt anyway...

I can tell by the way he dresses that he doesnt give a fuck about anyone's approval or what they think. I doubt he loses any sleep over you guys not thinking if she is hot or not.

Too many knobbly knees.

Its called love. She looks good considering she doesn't wear quarter inch of makeup.

Maybe she let's him bang other girls:)

I think she's attractive. She's also brilliant. She also miraculously puts up with him.

Three points.

they have been together forever :2 cents::2 cents:

If I had billions of dollars I'd have a harem, and my wife would have to be ok with it.

I'd hit it.

That just shows what kind of a beta he is. Men are polygamous by nature. They are driven by nature to screw as many females as possible.

SHE knows his deep down secrets about how he stole the idea for facebook and all kinds of other shit. He is stuck with her or risking that she will spill the beans.
Come on this is the ONLY possible reason LOL. He is worth billions and well that says it all.

"That's one snugly baby"

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/428...y-baby-o-s.gif

Well said......... though I think she's not bad looking.

Likewise just because you're a billionaire, doesn't mean you drive a Ferrari.

Those are some good birthing hips.

I've dated normal cute chicks and a few absolute hotties. I'd take a normal cute chick with a brain over the absolute hottie as the majority of them aren't the sharpest crayons in the box. :2 cents:

Can always have random hotties give your sack a tongue bath on occasion. :winkwink:

He doesnt need it..you never get it way coz you see only the beauty in ppl ..what a waste

No-one mentioned Yoko Ono yet?

Naw that's just something assholes say so they can justify being assholes.

She looks nice. I bet they are happy together.

Perhaps its the old proverbial - she can suck a golf ball through 50ft of garden hose.

My Wife manages my stable of bitches....And I don't have anywhere near a billion dollars. :pimp

how true :2 cents:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

i think she looks pretty hot. :2 cents:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...40_306x704.jpg

:2 cents:

OP must be an idiot thinking that ALL people choose their spouses only based on looks.

She is Sexy, Asian, and a Doctor :thumbsup

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/dam/a...an-780x439.jpg

I was trying to forget that. LOL
John married Yoko? Oh no!

Outfit looks like someone threw-up on a tablecloth.

She probably lets him put it in her ass.