Cruz picks Carly as running mate
 

So fucking desperate dumb idea and too little too late

How did Mr. Trump describe this move when asked during the last victory speech?
"He is wasting his time" or something like that :)

It was just announced, Don't know if Trump has said anything yet

Haha - he picked that bat.

Everything Cruz does is laughable.

I guess he was shooting for someone that is about as likable as he is.

I am saying that he said it as I watched and heard it. It was during his victory speech Q and A. Just do not remember the exact quote.

Oh and who cares....

Cruz making his team strong :thumbsup

More power to Trump ...

fighting over who gets to lose to Hillary

Exactly. And like this matters in the least. I'll announce my running mate next.

Yep - Cruz just lost the election. I wonder why he picked her? She didn't do very well during the debates and her rant about abortion was ... off. Maybe since he announced he's working with Kasich, this is a move to shore up a few extra delegates and force a contested convention? Who knows.

At least you know they didn't get here on looks
 

Is it me?

They are both just so pointy.

The whisper on the street is that it is Paul. It makes sense. He has strengths in some areas where LAJ is weak. He polls very well among expatriate over 60 pornographers in Czechia, and his organization is well versed in magazine marketing.

He knows he lost. Picking her keeps his whack pack credentials strong and sells more books to the mouth breathers when he decides to cash out.

Well... neither you nor Cruz were born here, so... YES!!

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HOLY FUCK that video creeped me out...

Why did you do that to us. WTF

Trying to get those California delegates

Holy shit that was funny!

Like a hemorrhoid and an anal wart both hanging around a smelly asshole those 2 make quite the perfect pair.

Larry Wilmore's riff on Cruz
 

"Ted Cruz is about to stay in the race. Man. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. Even O.J. Simpson said, ?That guy?s just hard to like.?

This is true, this is true: You know, there?s a joke going around the Internet that Ted Cruz is actually the Zodiac Killer. Right? I?m not making that up. Come on, that?s absurd ? some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer.

Recently, Ted Cruz got a string of wins and endorsements, and then everybody remembered who Ted Cruz is: the Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz got zero delegates in New York, which is actually five more than I thought he would get for the Zodiac Killer.

John Boehner came out of retirement and described Ted Cruz as ?Lucifer in the flesh.? Lucifer! I mean, that is not fair, man. Lucifer is horrible, but he?s not the Zodiac Killer.

Recently, Heidi Cruz revealed that after they got married, Ted bought them like 100 cans of soup. Not making yourself look less like the Zodiac Killer, Ted Cruz. Not doing it.

I don?t even think Ted Cruz wants to be president. I think he?s just crisscrossing the country, Zodiac-killing. That?s my theory on it.

All right, that?s enough.

Ted Cruz actually announced Carly Fiorina as his VP pick, and he?s not even the nominee yet. You?ve seen this, right? Who does that? Except the Zodiac Killer.

No, but see here, think how strange it is, you guys, think how strange it is: Ted Cruz picked a vice president. That doesn?t make sense, because serial killers always work alone. And I don?t know if you?ve thought about this, but if Carly Fiorina were vice president, she would only be a heartbeat away from being Zodiac-killed. It?s very important information, people should know."

This is not real is it?

lol

^^lolol!!

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