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clickity click 05-29-2016 05:31 PM

Your longest cumshot?
 
My 'friend and I' are having a competition to see who can do the longest cumshot.

So far I am winning with 2.3m. We stand behind a line and are allowed to pelvic thrust.

We have both done one shot each and are soon to do our second but I am worried mine won't be as strong so I am looking for tips.

How can I make my cum harder, longer, faster, stronger in the next 10mins or so?

noshit 05-29-2016 05:57 PM

Now that the contest has passed. I am genuinely sorry that your opponent was hurt. No one wants to see anyone injured. But the suggestion that you are some how responsible for your friend getting in the way of your forceful roping cumshot is embarrassing. I am sorry he made you feel responsible. The whole comic thing is of course on tape. I can only assume you must not have seen it.

I advise you to Quickly and with Haste, box up your contest cum up and store it as evidence of Extremely Low Semen Volume. Doing This will clear you from any possible future willful injury lawsuits.

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Brian8377 05-29-2016 06:21 PM

This is the gayest thing I have ever seen LOL.
You should know the answer to this. Bang the hottest chick you can find but don't cum, Keep on getting close but hold it back and watch her cum 20 times. Right before you are about to die pull out and have her squeeze your cock really hard while she jerks you off and you will shoot as far as the wall is. Get the right ark to get the best distance too.

freecartoonporn 05-29-2016 07:08 PM

eat raw onions and lots of it.
if you are having difficult getting hard on, eat raw garlic and pomegranate juice.

CaptainHowdy 05-30-2016 09:24 AM

The one's that turn into babies and last decades ...

Bladewire 05-30-2016 09:34 AM

Video or it didn't happen

Sednub997 05-30-2016 11:14 AM

Gay alert :pimp

Bladewire 05-30-2016 11:18 AM



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