Do women truly like getting their pussies eaten out?
 

My guess is NO.

From all I've experienced (I even munched hooker coochie), heard, and seen in porn I'm tending to conclude that oral sex to women (the act of licking the vagina, not caressing or fingering it) is a sheer male invention mainly because getting head is something only us guys honestly enjoy; and most girls in a beautiful (and maternal) act pretend to enjoy (almost to the point of parody) or tolerate as some conjugal duty.

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Eating pussy is a maternal act?

What the actual fuck?

haha i've thought i heard it all

I don't think Panos could have made a better first post on his new username :thumbsup

You know that munching isn't supposed to be taken literally right?

Never met a woman who was worthy of the chow that didn't like it. If anything, it's insisted upon.

you are doing it wrong

if you can lick a girls pussy properly you can basically fuck her forever

to much work on the pussy make them feel like in heaven

OP is right... it was invented as a backup option for lamers who can't properly satisfy woman with his cock...

i had my 'wtaf' moment at: "(I even munched hooker coochie)". The rest of it was pretty easy to digest

These might help you.



On a side note. Try playing all 3 at the same time along with the Yoko Ono video (Maybe it will remind you what your hooker sounded like?).

My thoughts exactly...:helpme:pimp

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Best first post with thread context EVER.

OP you've got it the exact opposite. Much of what they do during hetero sex is "theater" and they enjoy the closeness and the drama of the act. During oral sex they actually have real orgasms much more often, which women, like everyone else, enjoy. Of course, hookers, who are not in it to be close with you, just want you out the door or satisfied and talking. They just want you to leave and either come back with more money, or give them a good review. Hookers are different from regular women you sleep with.

dying laughing over here.

to the OP, yeah, all women are monolithic and we tend to hate when peeps with skill make us cum.

Just talk to your girl about her hopes and dreams and feelings and ish, that will definitely satisfy her. Maybe put on some Sarah McLachlan to really work it:upsidedow

If she isn't enjoying it somethings wrong!

woj is in the know ...

Once you get past the smell,you have it beat

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In my experience bringing a knife and fork kind of freaks them out.

Without even googling - I am sure there are polls about it, no need to guestimate like that.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I did as well

work that clit the right way she will be your slave.

Female orgasm is a myth.

Fucking shit!!!! And I thought Kanye West had no talent.

:Oh crap

i once had chick who wouldn't let me eat her because the guy before me did a shitty job:1orglaugh

:throwup

In my opinion it's about the foreplay (making out) and how horny you manage to get her before you go down. Although we enjoy the idea of a girl randomly getting on her knees and pushing our knobs down their throats, most women, prefer the idea of a long lasting warmup. Just watch how they enjoy lesbian sex...

Besides that, depends on the girl dude. Its often related to their personality insecurities and general sensitivity.

When in doubt: ask her ;)

Haha he isn't alone. I once ate a black hookers ass out for like 30 minutes like a cat drinking milk from a plate :p

If it wasn't something liked. Lesbians would go straight.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Quoted for truth.:pimp

The best first post ever.

enjoying Eating pussy is a maternal act

Leave out the tv in order to pass the exams.

even if you get a girl off with your cock, 99% of the time its still clitoral stimulation. shes not getting off because your cock is fucking her so good, its the friction hitting the clit. you have to be able to last a good while to get a girl off this way.

oh my! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nice first post! :thumbsup:thumbsup

I just got woken up to eat some pussy before the wife headed off for the day. That's my favorite way to start the day...her's too :winkwink:

Some here are revealing themselves as virgins. LOL

That flying head could have really hurt someone.

They all want playing with the pussy

Eat a hooker's pussy..why?

:helpme

loves the taste of blue waffles?? :Oh crap ass munchin hookers? wtf???????

Okay genius, explain this one....

Why do lesbians eat pussy so much?

If all else fails and you really don't know what you're doing (and you clearly don't), just plant your lips on her pussy, stick out your tongue, and silently say the alphabet. Go vocal on 'M'. If you get to Z and she hasn't come yet, start over at A.

I've never had to resort to this but I hear it works. Like training wheels.