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CaptainHowdy 06-27-2016 02:09 PM

Any sex tourists in here?
 
Romance is officially dead for me so I've been toying around with the idea of becoming one. Anybody care to share their experiences?

Thanks in advance,

El Howdo

mineistaken 06-27-2016 02:11 PM

There is such a thing called no strings attaches or friends with benefits, or one night stands etc. No need to be tourist. Unless you are not capable of pulling that off and have to rely on your white/foreigner card in cheap countries.

Klen 06-27-2016 02:23 PM

And all this because you cant please woman with oral :D

Sednub997 06-27-2016 02:40 PM

you get the best feeling if you explore by yourself

CaptainHowdy 06-27-2016 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20991682)
And all this because you cant please woman with oral :D

:1orglaugh :Oh crap ...

Hannes 06-27-2016 04:38 PM

you going with a shag and bag movement?

pimpmaster9000 06-27-2016 04:42 PM

colombia is uncomplicated...rio is a bit more pricey...greece is "safe"...thai is the obvious option also vietnam in asia...

it depends on what your dick likes...

OneHungLo 06-27-2016 05:48 PM

I'm guessing the poor chick who gave bad head didn't work out :1orglaugh

MiamiBoyz 06-27-2016 05:52 PM

The United States is FULL of cheap whores. Save the air fair and keep your dollars at home!

Make America Great Again.

mineistaken 06-27-2016 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20991991)
The United States is FULL of cheap whores. Save the air fair and keep your dollars at home!

Make America Great Again.

:2 cents::thumbsup

Paul Markham 06-28-2016 12:04 AM

The cost of the airfare and hotels, makes $10 a day hookers cost $200 a day. All for 10 minutes in the sack!!!!

If you can't get laid for free today, a hooker isn't going to make your life change.

EddyTheDog 06-28-2016 12:23 AM

Send me a PM with a full head and body shot and if you are lucky you might get an invite to Spain:winkwink:...

Jigster715 06-28-2016 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20992369)
Send me a PM with a full head and body shot and if you are lucky you might get an invite to Spain:winkwink:...

Which head?

pimpmaster9000 06-28-2016 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 20992345)
The cost of the airfare and hotels, makes $10 a day hookers cost $200 a day. All for 10 minutes in the sack!!!!

If you can't get laid for free today, a hooker isn't going to make your life change.

this is true for a short term visit...

getting laid for free tho is the most expensive, you need to devote some time and effort and its seldom worth the 20$ you would pay to just fuck...then theres the fact that 90% of women plain suck in bed if you are used to a certain level of service...

nico-t 06-28-2016 03:10 AM

not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

CaptainHowdy 06-28-2016 05:51 AM

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The Porn Nerd 06-28-2016 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20992642)
not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

LOL Nailed it! :thumbsup

NatalieK 06-28-2016 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20991628)
Romance is officially dead for me so I've been toying around with the idea of becoming one. Anybody care to share their experiences?

Thanks in advance,

El Howdo

We're naturally sexed up most days, which is why our tours have always worked out well with filming most of the meetings I've had with strangers, whether in hotels, peoples homes & our caravan when we had one.

Personally, the last tour coming to Spain was the best, having people from the area join us for fun, we filmed most of it, so "2 birds with one stone" :winkwink:

Although, the comfort of hotels, always preferable :thumbsup

mineistaken 06-28-2016 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20992642)
not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

AllAboutCams 06-28-2016 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20993230)
We're naturally sexed up most days, which is why our tours have always worked out well with filming most of the meetings I've had with strangers, whether in hotels, peoples homes & our caravan when we had one.

Personally, the last tour coming to Spain was the best, having people from the area join us for fun, we filmed most of it, so "2 birds with one stone" :winkwink:

Although, the comfort of hotels, always preferable :thumbsup

Living the dream

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/crT7V5WycNM/maxresdefault.jpg

SekobA 06-28-2016 12:53 PM

You will be true voyager

NatalieK 06-28-2016 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 20993536)

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Now have a coffee...

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& the place you end up at, to live a happy life with views & enjoyment...

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So put your troll caravan away & enjoy your life. Maybe tell us some stories about your tourism, unless you have none? Come on, your life can't be that boring?

JFK 06-28-2016 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20992642)
not a sex tourist, but i do know what your appearance should be:

Your hair should be grey, you must be out of shape and act awkward towards regular women.
Fashion: Hawaii style shirt, cargo shorts and sandals.

Good luck!

I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers :thumbsup:thumbsup

mineistaken 06-28-2016 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20994004)
I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers :thumbsup:thumbsup

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

SpicyM 06-28-2016 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20994004)
I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers :thumbsup:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

j3rkules 06-28-2016 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20994004)
I think, I'm on my way here, Great pointers :thumbsup:thumbsup

It was funny jfk.

:1orglaugh

Tasty1 06-28-2016 05:55 PM

sextourist is old fashioned. Now you have the Sexpat.
Live in a nice country and make money online.
The Sexpat is also younger than the old sextourist.
Have 24/7 365 days a year fun, instead of 2 weeks.

CaptainHowdy 06-28-2016 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 20994586)
sextourist is old fashioned. Now you have the Sexpat.
Live in a nice country and make money online.
The Sexpat is also younger than the old sextourist.
Have 24/7 365 days a year fun, instead of 2 weeks.

"Sexpat" sounds like short or an alias for some kind of STD (and I don't mind getting a non-life threatening one). Thanks!

Strap On Princess 06-28-2016 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20991991)
The United States is FULL of cheap whores. Save the air fair and keep your dollars at home!

Make America Great Again.

Love it lmfao:1orglaugh

Tasty1 06-28-2016 06:41 PM

Every man or woman should visit Thailand alone or with friends once.

Yourname 06-28-2016 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20991901)
colombia is uncomplicated...rio is a bit more pricey...greece is "safe"...thai is the obvious option also vietnam in asia...

it depends on what your dick likes...

How is Colombia uncomplicated?

The Porn Nerd 06-28-2016 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yourname (Post 20994661)
How is Colombia uncomplicated?

BANG! You're dead.

Simple.

xXXtesy10 06-28-2016 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 20993536)

someone need photoshop xxxjay peeping out that

LatinaCamChat 06-28-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20994664)
BANG! You're dead.

Simple.

Funniest thing you've ever posted!

LatinaCamChat 06-28-2016 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20993977)
ok, trolling's easy when no happiness in your life, Allabout, but hey, the duck we fed when in north London appreciated our kindness & is very pissed with you!

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...9f&oe=580BDE25

so pissed...

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...73&oe=57F11DBA

Now have a coffee...

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...be&oe=57F9682E

coz when you're towing a caravan with a ...

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...f2&oe=57F7CE19

skyline GTR, nothing matters apart from the persons you're with & the fun you can enjoy on your journey...

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...e1&oe=57EF2244

& the place you end up at, to live a happy life with views & enjoyment...

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...4a&oe=580449D2

https://scontent-mad1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...7c&oe=58058CF7

So put your troll caravan away & enjoy your life. Maybe tell us some stories about your tourism, unless you have none? Come on, your life can't be that boring?

You are the epitome of trailer trash, old car worth less than 15 grand, living in a trailer park, trailer trash crack whore cum dumpster ugly sad looking "wife"

robfantasy 06-28-2016 08:46 PM

if you were to spend money, i recommend seeking out a nuru or tantra experience by professionals..... much better than a forced lay by someone not interested in you banging you and 10 other dudes a day to survive.

Phoenix 06-28-2016 08:53 PM

I live in asia.....you don't need to pay if you keep yourself fit and clean


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