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Carmine 07-01-2016 04:38 PM

Best way to avoid having Blacks try to rent a apartment I am about to list?
 
Anybody have ideas?

escorpio 07-01-2016 04:44 PM

Use any or all of the following phrases in your ad -

Proof of employment required
Criminal background check required, $50 non-refundable fee
No Section 8 vouchers accepted

Carmine 07-01-2016 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21002449)
Use any or all of the following phrases in your ad -

Proof of employment required
Criminal background check required, $50 non-refundable fee
No Section 8 vouchers accepted



i tried something similar in the past but they still show up and to avoid any "issues" I give them a application but I do not want to even waste time like that...

poncabare 07-01-2016 04:47 PM

state a hefty security deposit

baddog 07-01-2016 04:57 PM

http://www.racismreview.com/blog/wp-...2011/03/no.jpg

Adraco 07-01-2016 05:02 PM

State clearly that the appartment is ~ clean and nice~,
***rumors*** have it that "they" do not live in such places...

mineistaken 07-01-2016 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 21002467)

What about puerto ricans?

Bladewire 07-01-2016 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21002650)
What about puerto ricans?

What about them?

blackmonsters 07-01-2016 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine (Post 21002443)
Anybody have ideas?

Make it stink by killing yourself in it.

:2 cents:

Bladewire 07-01-2016 06:40 PM

As a teen one of my black friends ( Pageon' Montana Bronte ) wanted me to go with him on go sees for rentals in downtown Sacramento.

At one of the homes the guy said for us to wait outside the steps of the house for us to meet him there. We did, and we watched him drive by when he saw my friend was black, or was it Gay :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:321GFY

Helix 07-01-2016 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21002683)
As a teen one of my black friends ( Pageon' Montana Bronte ) wanted me to go with him on go sees for rentals in downtown Sacramento.

At one of the homes the guy said for us to wait outside the steps of the house for us to meet him there. We did, and we watched him drive by when he saw my friend was black :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:321GFY

That's racist of you to assume it was because your friend is black. Maybe he didn't like your looks.

Hannes 07-01-2016 06:48 PM

say theres no KFC in the area:1orglaugh

Bladewire 07-01-2016 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helix (Post 21002686)
That's racist of you to assume it was because your friend is black. Maybe he didn't like your looks.

Could be. Pageon' always had a flare for trouble, I learned a lot from him.

1) Never ask him to wait on the corner while you go in the store.

2) If you wanna get laid, never take him to a club with you.

3) Never leave him in a broken down car.

4) Never race him down the block downtown.

5) Never let him drive. :Oh crap

Harambe 07-01-2016 07:20 PM

Happy Irwin Jones Day

mineistaken 07-01-2016 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21002656)
What about them?

you edited your post...

Brian8377 07-01-2016 07:46 PM

Put the ad in the jobs section and they will never see it

OneHungLo 07-01-2016 07:48 PM

Don't worry about if they're black or white - check their credit score, make sure they make 4x monthly rent, and make sure they are employed.

Check your state laws about discriminating against section 8!

johnnyloadproductions 07-01-2016 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 21002797)
Don't worry about if they're black or white - check their credit score, make sure they make 4x monthly rent, and make sure they are employed.

Check your state laws about discriminating against section 8!

Good, legal, ways to do it.

I'll be renting out the house I live in, in the near future.

I'll most likely use property management but my criteria for a tenant or roomate mostly goes along those lines.

In a university town I don't care what they are if they are pursuing a graduate degree. Most of the blacks in that case are well spoken and tend to be straight from Africa.

Degrees are a good filter as any feral negro/hoodrat won't ever have one.

At the very least just keep the rent high, high rent will filter any shitty black person. Nobody likes black people, not even black people
:2 cents:

OneHungLo 07-01-2016 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 21002809)
Good, legal, ways to do it.

I'll be renting out the house I live in, in the near future.

I'll most likely use property management but my criteria for a tenant or roomate mostly goes along those lines.

In a university town I don't care what they are if they are pursuing a graduate degree. Most of the blacks in that case are well spoken and tend to be straight from Africa.

Degrees are a good filter as any feral negro/hoodrat won't ever have one.

At the very least just keep the rent high, high rent will filter any shitty black person. Nobody likes black people, not even black people
:2 cents:

I've had bad tenants of all races but I've never had bad tenants that have meet my criteria posted above.

The Porn Nerd 07-01-2016 09:59 PM

I knew this thread would deliver the racist jokes. Just knew it. :D

Knock knock!
Who's there?
A black renter...
...
...
..
..
Hello? Hello? Damn.

charlie g 07-02-2016 05:11 AM

in my limited experience renting houses(I have had 2 in my lifetime) blacks were much better than the whites. I had a couple from Africa that rented my house for 5 years and never had one problem. Rent was always on time, the house was in better condition when they left than when they arrived. I guess it depends on the type of house. I suppose a $400 per month house has a better chance of deadbeat renters than a $2500 per month house.

Sunny Day 07-02-2016 06:21 AM

Neighbors
 
Black people / white people, there?s good & bad. Closest thing we ever had a problem was when we lived in a garden apartment. Just above us was an old Black couple that seemed nice enough. I was in there apartment once, as the A/C drain tubes were causing major flooding, and talked to them. Nice clean apartment. Nice quite people.
But every once in awhile about 2 or 3 in the morning there would be a knock on our door. Some old Black guy. Instead of going up the flight of stairs, they went down to us. After the first visitor, I always answered ?the heroin man is one flight up.?
Also in out 12-plex was a 20-something White meth dealer driving a Caddie, a Black player, probably selling crack, 2 different Mexicans selling pot and a White coke dealer.
Other than the old Black couple, they never had traffic. Took their business elsewhere.

ilnjscb 07-02-2016 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sunny Day (Post 21003247)
Black people / white people, there?s good & bad. Closest thing we ever had a problem was when we lived in a garden apartment. Just above us was an old Black couple that seemed nice enough. I was in there apartment once, as the A/C drain tubes were causing major flooding, and talked to them. Nice clean apartment. Nice quite people.
But every once in awhile about 2 or 3 in the morning there would be a knock on our door. Some old Black guy. Instead of going up the flight of stairs, they went down to us. After the first visitor, I always answered ?the heroin man is one flight up.?
Also in out 12-plex was a 20-something White meth dealer driving a Caddie, a Black player, probably selling crack, 2 different Mexicans selling pot and a White coke dealer.
Other than the old Black couple, they never had traffic. Took their business elsewhere.

Nice neighborhood - I'm sure the children there must have loved it. FICO and income doesn't always work. I knew a guy who had a 780 who lost his wall street job; his landlord was smart, with 20,000/m on the line he met with him every week, "helped" him with his budget, and generally hung tight and eventually got his money when my friend found another job. Now my friend is living in Jersey in a 3.5/m house.

However, a black person with a federal job, beg them to come live in your house and do everything you can to keep them.

Joshua G 07-02-2016 08:14 AM

Geez. All i was gonna suggest is put a pic of an igloo in the ad.

:2 cents:

Carmine 07-02-2016 09:21 AM

Ok so as of this morning I had 5 calls so far and ad has been up for about one hour...

out of the 5 ...... 3 of them sounded Black....

FML

Bladewire 07-02-2016 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine (Post 21003418)
Ok so as of this morning I had 5 calls so far and ad has been up for about one hour...

out of the 5 ...... 3 of them sounded Black....

FML

Tell them you'll meet them at their place. Go and check each one out you might be suprised. If you see framed pics on the wall of Jesus & Obama you'll know they're good peeps :2 cents:

mineistaken 07-02-2016 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 21003301)

However, a black person with a federal job, beg them to come live in your house and do everything you can to keep them.

because they are unlikely to lose their job due to the race card?

JFK 07-02-2016 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helix (Post 21002686)
That's racist of you to assume it was because your friend is black. Maybe he didn't like your looks.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Grapesoda 07-02-2016 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine (Post 21002443)
Anybody have ideas?

simplest way is to say "I'm really busy right now, showing the place, can you call me back in 2 hours?

Grapesoda 07-02-2016 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 21002809)


the blacks in that case are well spoken and tend to be straight from Africa.

All the Africans I've met have been great hard working smart guys, same with 99% of the other foreigners that 'just so happen' to be of black decent. :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 07-02-2016 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21003523)
All the Africans I've met have been great hard working smart guys, same with 99% of the other foreigners that 'just so happen' to be of black decent. :thumbsup

NO ONE works harder than a "foreigner", regardless of what country or nationality you are talking about. :)

MiamiBoyz 07-02-2016 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21003532)
NO ONE works harder than a "foreigner", regardless of what country or nationality you are talking about. :)

What a load of shit!

I know for a fact that at least here in L.A. "they" come over here and the first thing the others ones tell them is exactly how to get on and take maximum advantage of government programs.

Working hard is the LAST OPTION and very few of them do it!

johnnyloadproductions 07-02-2016 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21003577)
What a load of shit!

I know for a fact that at least here in L.A. "they" come over here and the first thing the others ones tell them is exactly how to get on and take maximum advantage of government programs.

Working hard is the LAST OPTION and very few of them do it!

My scooter variator came off and within 5 minutes I had 2 people offer assistance, the 2nd person just loaded it up in his car and gave me a ride back to town which was 15 miles.
I gave him an iPad in return.
He lived in Arizona but he and his wife moved back because the schools were low quality because of all the illegals that attend that don't pay taxes.


Life is nice if you behave yourself and those around you do as well. Taxes are relatively low here in Iowa and when there is a disaster the people here clean it up in a matter of months, not years like New Orleans (or even a decade).

A lot of Chicago blacks have made their way over here because the welfare is better here than over there. It's pretty easy to get on, initially you can just call them and they'll just give it to you, they don't even check anything on you.

Once a week I like to do what I call coffee shop hops; where I will drink my iced Americano read newspapers, magazines, and digital articles, and then hop to the next cafe.
In Des Moines I was talking to some police officers and they told me that every weekend 50%+ of all the crimes and murders are caused by people from Chicago, which just means blacks.

I'll rent my house out to blacks from Sudan or other parts of Africa, not from Chicago Illinois.

ilnjscb 07-02-2016 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21003433)
because they are unlikely to lose their job due to the race card?

Well, pretty much no one loses a federal job, but also because among black americans, a federal job is considered a pinnacle of achievement. African-Americans make up 12.5% of the population and 18.5% of the federal work force. Further, African American federal employees had an average salary of $72,224 in 2015, almost twice the national average for ALL races ($39,505). They have great benefits too, including a rent distress program, credit unions, loans, assistance, etc. These are the elite among black Americans and they pay their rent and seem to have great lives.

JamesM83 07-02-2016 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21002449)
Use any or all of the following phrases in your ad -

Proof of employment required
Criminal background check required, $50 non-refundable fee
No Section 8 vouchers accepted

Ouch haha :1orglaugh

arock10 07-02-2016 12:16 PM

Great way to get butt raped with civil suits from the government and renters. It's legal for people to pose as tenants looking for places to rent even though they are only looking for landlords discriminating

EddyTheDog 07-02-2016 12:38 PM

100's of white pillow cases drying in the garden...

Or you just accept there are good and bad in all races and spend 10 minutes checking them all out - Try This Site - I know this is just a troll thread but I kinda hope you get stuck with some scary white trash:2 cents:.....

teg0 07-02-2016 12:45 PM

credit check is the best way to keep the trash of any race out

Brian mike 07-02-2016 02:05 PM

IM BLACK AND I GOT THIS ONE FOR YOU RACIST FUCK :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:321GFY

Can't beleive this THREAD still open.............................................. ...... 2016 ... wake the fuck up


So much fun around lol right ?

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Bladewire 07-02-2016 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian mike (Post 21003829)
IM BLACK!


Proof or ban bro.

A lot of fucked up people here pretending to be of a protected status just to get higher rankings on the board :2 cents:






Brian mike 07-02-2016 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21004033)

Proof or ban bro.

A lot of fucked up people here pretending to be of a protected status just to get higher rankings on the board :2 cents:






https://gfy.com/members/brian-mike/ ENJOY ........ :upsidedow

Now your turn show us your Color status ? lol can't wait to see your funny face :)

Carmine 07-02-2016 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian mike (Post 21004078)
https://gfy.com/members/brian-mike/ ENJOY ........ :upsidedow

Now your turn show us your Color status ? lol can't wait to see your funny face :)


stop being racist mmmmmmmmmmmkay???

Carmine 07-02-2016 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian mike (Post 21003829)
IM BLACK AND I GOT THIS ONE FOR YOU RACIST FUCK :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:321GFY

Can't beleive this THREAD still open.............................................. ...... 2016 ... wake the fuck up


So much fun around lol right ?

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7. Racial slurs and use of racial slurs when directed at another user will result in a banning. Racial slurs will no longer be tolerated in any format.


where are the racial slurs u cracka??

The Porn Nerd 07-02-2016 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21003577)
What a load of shit!

I know for a fact that at least here in L.A. "they" come over here and the first thing the others ones tell them is exactly how to get on and take maximum advantage of government programs.

Working hard is the LAST OPTION and very few of them do it!

That's 'cause you live in the ghett-o.

(El barrio?)

Harambe 07-02-2016 06:59 PM

monkeys everywhere

Bladewire 07-02-2016 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian mike (Post 21004078)
https://gfy.com/members/brian-mike/ ENJOY ........ :upsidedow

Now your turn show us your Color status ? lol can't wait to see your funny face :)

What's this a joke?!?

Followed your link for nothing?

http://i.imgur.com/fZmLzUR.jpg

Proof of your ethnic status or ban!

Give your Facebook URL with your left pinky on your nose so we know you're real. :thumbsup

You have questioned the integrity of this forum and provided a false URL as proof of your ethnic heritage!

mineistaken 07-03-2016 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21004291)
Proof of your ethnic status or ban!

:2 cents::thumbsup

Google Expert 07-03-2016 05:17 AM

Stars and Bars prominently displayed throughout.

mineistaken 07-03-2016 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muad'Dib (Post 21004567)
Stars and Bars prominently displayed throughout.

Put them up in the ad itself :)
Or have a proper confederate email addy, "for more info email at cinfederatepowerČgmail.com, wonder if it would work :1orglaugh
On the other hand - you may lose white libbies as well...
Of course that is just playing on idiots' who assume all southerners proud in confederacy do not like blacks.

shimmy2 07-03-2016 05:38 AM

if other black people are already there within visual range, they won't want to rent your apartment.


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