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VikingMan 09-04-2016 06:32 PM

Life Lesson #1 Never take a pit bull camping!
 
So I took the red nosed pit camping. I knew he would get cold so I brought him two heavy blankets. What I forgot for some unknown reason is that pit bulls are notorious bed hogs. If you try to sleep in the same room with them they will end up in your bed in the middle of the night if your bed is even 1% more comfortable than theirs. So at around 3 am I wake up and I am half on my mattress and my back is hurting from sleeping uneven. Of course the pit was sleeping well on the bottom half of my mattress. I could not get back to sleep so it fucked me up for a few days. And my back still hurts. Pit bulls and camping do not mix. VERY important life lesson.:thumbsup

loreen 09-04-2016 11:47 PM

I love sleeping with my dog. But she's small :)

CurrentlySober 09-05-2016 01:19 AM

Use your dog as a pillow. Problem solved :)

_Richard_ 09-05-2016 01:20 AM

seems like the dog was just fine lol

MiamiBoyz 09-05-2016 03:29 AM

You think that is bad try sleeping with 2 chihuahuas!

nakeddutch 09-05-2016 03:43 AM

next time, bring a bitch and fuck her in her ass!

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ContentPimp 09-05-2016 03:50 AM

camping + a bitch = WIN WIN SITUATION!


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