I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought "what would Jesus do?"
 

... so I turned it into wine.

Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.

That depends.

Are you asking about the Jesus that lives on the left of me or the one on the right?

hahah, good one!

What a stupid bitch...I hope you kicked the shit out of her for letting those opportunities slip through your fingers!

God clearly had her find that money for a reason and that reason was not to return it!

Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...

big time jokester :)

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup

and just like a good samaritan,
share your blessings to others.
ie. ME :winkwink:

Very charitable, did you share the wine with the wedding guests?

Jesus would give it back

hehe good one. I guess I would return it, but again, if God wanted me to find it, then...

did you share?

Good one! I would've done the same!

...would have spent it on hookers and booze - the Christian way:1orglaugh

thought maybe you would pick up some neem oil and wash some whores feet? jc had a foot fetish right?