When your wife/gf asks you what you want for Xmas
 

What the fuck you meant to ask for these days ? :helpme

If I wanted something that was available now i'd have probably bought it before now. She keeps asking me because she wants "her Xmas shopping done early" apparently.

I don'the need anything. Other than a vacation maybe because it's cold as shit here and depressing as hell...

:2 cents:

I try not to have a girlfriend around Xmas time ...

^smart thinking son

I feel you on not being into stuff for the sake of stuff

why not ask for her to go out and buy herself some awesome lingerie/gear/whatever you two are into?

it will be a surprise for you and a gift for you both that keeps on giving :winkwink:

This is the problem I have every Christmas. If I want it, I buy it. What I do is I throw things on to an Amazon wish list - things I want but don't want or need bad enough to by myself. It has to be inexpensive stuff too because everyone in my family is broke.

she doesn't ask, she just buys and normally does a pretty good job.

I ask for more sex but she still refuses :(

but something expensive That always works

Go out to eat somewhere, get a steak and some drinks. Thats it for me these days.

Nothing- because i pay for it anyway

A threesome. Seems to have worked out so far in that she knows the answer and I enjoy the gift.

:1orglaugh
Makes me smile every time I unwrap my freshly wasted money

Last time my wife asked me that in 05, I replied 'A Divorce'...

Got my xmas wish as well :thumbsup

maybe she can book a trip to Cuba? its always a good place to get away

i don't care about xmas

I might buy her a sybian so i can get peace to play video games...

Give her 2-3time sex in a row

I like to spent my holiday alone