Have you ever eaten Taco Bell while totally sober?
 

Oh my fucking Lord.

I haven't eaten at Taco Bell for about 8 or 9 years. I was on the road and starving, and thought I would grab a burrito and a taco.

For $ 3, I got a burrito supreme?, (the size of my hand), I also bought a taco and a tostada.

This was the first time I've ever eaten there while totally sober, not buzzing on anything.

Big mistake.

I don't even know what I ate? Was this food? Or some kind of food like substance?
It didn't even taste like anything I've eaten before.

It didn't taste like utter shit, but it didn't taste like food. My mouth was flooded with chemicals, fats, salts and some kind of corn meal.

It might be great at 3:00 am wasted from drinking all night, but as a real meal? I was there around 8:30pm and the line of cars was at least 12 deep and it never stopped.

It's no wonder everybody is getting cancer and dying of illness. If people are eating this type of food daily, they are truly fucked.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow morning. What did I do to my body? I feel terrible and have been drinking water and taking vitamin C for the last few hours to try and flush it all out.

Taco Bell should be sued and shut down for selling this chemical matter and calling it food.

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All the time while I lived in the USA. You cant get it in the UK. No Franchise... :(

Donna Kebab fills the void left by Taco Bell I expect - Also the cold congealed leftovers are perfect hangover food - Perfect...

Donna Kebab? Who is that, a famous muslim singer? :1orglaugh

It's Döner Kebab and yes it's good. It's also probably one of the purest, low on artificial additives fast foods out there.
Also the big difference is the US fastfoods are all huge billion dollar chains while our 'local' fastfoods here are all independent small places (no chains).

are you saying it is crap in comparison to good food, or are you saying it is crap in comparison to mcdonalds, burger king etc?
ps- is doner kebab joints popular in us?

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I'm surprised that Clipsboy hasn't visited here yet.

I think he used to live off of Taco Bell. He would ride his tricycle down there and take it through the drive thru.

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Taco Bell is shit now. $3 gets you a thick tortilla with 2 tablespoons dried meat and a but more of rice and beans. They left the door wide open and Del Taco filled the void, then Chipolte.

How many fans does deltaco has on fb?
https://www.facebook.com/deltaco/ (where to see number of fans?)

Judging by the amount of likes (76, 100 etc) under posts this sounds like a VERY small operation. These amounts of likes can be gotten by SINGLE local restaurant.
So it seems like deltaco is super niche and super local in some state or two? Or extremely bad at fb marketing?

I once at my own shit while drunk and could not tell the difference between a turd and a "beef" burrito at TB.

In fact, I have concluded that shit is the main ingredient in everything in their menu.

I see over 600k likes and I'm disturbed that 9 friends like it :1orglaugh

Maybe once every 3 months I will partake of some tacos .not many Mexican fast food joints to choose from around here

Yes, but my sober menu and my drunk menu are very different

Which is why I enjoyed it so much and miss it now...

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