So uhh, I got caught jerking off...
 

My girl friend decided to take a shower while I was still in bed. After I heard the water start running I decided to jerk one off. I didn't have anything to clean my mess so I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor and threw it back down. She gets out of the shower and decides to put my fuckin shirt on. She noticed what I did, took it off and threw it at me!:(

So you keep your t-shirts on the floor? Funny story, bro.

Fascinating ...

If it's late at night and I need to rub one out, I'm good for a stealth whack. I know the sound of every floorboard in my house. If one of them moves a millimeter I know it, and my dick instantly goes back in my pants.

Lolll cant believe you jerk if you have pussy in your bed

next time maybe she could clean it or at least lick it off your t shirt for you :thumbsup

I hope you banged her afterwards.

Doesn't matter if she is on the rag.don't take no for an answer!

I have couple clothing items on my floor right now :)
There are few newspapers and couple more items as well.

Bad custom :)

Sometimes I need to fuck Jennifer Aniston.