When you shit in a public restroom...
 

Do you ever sit on the seat? I NEVER sit on the seat. I hover over it and sometimes I spray it all over the wall behind me :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It definitely beats sitting on a disgusting seat though

who shits in public? Hold the loaf till you get back to your mansion Johnny?

This thread is CS approved :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Nothing better than wall splatter IMHO... :2 cents:

I fucking hate when I walk in the public bathroom and I see somebody missed the toilet... Like come on.

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I always sit on the toilet when I shit. Sorry but I ain't hovering.
Sometimes I see shit and piss on the seat and I will line it with paper which makes me feel a bit better.

I've only ever once had a shit in public and that was at work when i had diarrhea.

Go to the nearest park. Don't forget the shit bags. Beware the snakes, gators and other animals. :1orglaugh

OP goes to cruise and toe tap the guy in the next stall

There's a mansion in his Mom's basement?

I think I have done it once. I would rather risk of getting a ticket and do it in the bushes with my "Baby wipes" pouch I have near by 24/7..

Really, what's the big deal. Are your public toilets really that bad?

When you gotta go,you gotta go.

One guy dribbles, then the next guy stands back half a foot to avoid stepping in the dribble and ends up making a bigger puddle, this keeps up and pretty soon you have to stand back
4 feet to avoid the puddle and sort of launch the pee in a rainbow/artillery type of trajectory in order to get any of it in the urinal.

I admit it I never step up to the the puddle and am contributing to the problem.

The paper. I get baboon ass rash.

Who says we 'missed' ?

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Better to take dump in bushes then using public toilet :D

When I do it, I use these:

http://i4.otzovik.com/2012/10/15/285...g/78351165.jpg

Look at the back wall in the WC cabin. This thing is usually located right there :winkwink:

How to Use a Squat Toilet: 7 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow

Squat toilets makes sense in public lavatories ... Westerners don't use them.

Thats fucking HAWT!!!

i came twice reading that :thumbsup:thumbsup

You would never break that toilet :OD