Looking for a sponsor for the World Series of Poker 2017 Main Event - $10,000
 

I am looking to play in the World Series of Poker Main Event this year on July 8th at the Rio.

The investment is $10,000 and you will get to keep 75% of my winnings. Last year there were about 6,700 people in the tournament and the top 1,000 or so get paid out. (World Series of Poker - Official Tournament Coverage and Results)

I am also interested in playing in the $1,500 no limit tournament as well if someone wants to go half of full on that

For serious inquiries, send me a PM

Fuck off lying fake nic John1975 / JohnnyClips / JohnnyNight /Joshua G

Fucking hilarious - Why not ask one of your marine buddies?..

We can either do the $10,000 main event or smaller ones like the $1,500 Millionaire Maker and the $1,500 Monster Stack and the $1,000 Little For One Drop.

So an investment of $4,000 for those smaller three tournaments...you get 75% of the winnings...

Wait... you are going to BUY GFY & AVN and you don't have 10 grand? :321GFY

Exactly!

Get $10,000 -> win main event -> buy GFY

You have plenty of time to win that much. I mean you are the poker expert right? You go make it rain, right? You just throw that kind of money away every night, I mean you wouldn't have bullshitted about any of that, would you have?

If none of that works for you then put that MIT educated genius head of your's to work. I mean a true bonafide Genius like you should be able to figure out how to get a hold of $10 grand nice and quick.

Maybe use your Delta Force Marine training to go strong arm some drug dealers or some such. I mean with Delta Force training and your experience in Falujah you should be able to knock over some shit heads like that without breaking a sweat.

If none of that works then sell your ten speed for $50.00 to get your stake started and then work it from there. Every Taco Bell meal you skip will save you $2.00. Then I bet you are good enough at sucking dick to get $10 or $15 an hour working the alleys. Before you know it you will have your $10 grand unless your Hell's Angels friends take it from you while stretching your asshole.

Get to it dude. It's Trump's America boy. The land of opportunity. No more free rides.

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What he said. Shit that's too short of a reply so I'll say it again... you're fulla shit dood.

A great opportunity here

Anyone else?

The 10K... Is that the tournament entrance fee including the travel ticket? Or are you going to swim to Rio?

That said... gambling with someone elses money is just pathetic...
You call "gambling" an investment? :1orglaugh

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Do you play online ? What's your name if you do... plenty of staking sites out there if you have a good online presence...

Haha... Not me... I do not support ban and do not support deportation of people who came to US to work with support of American business....

You FuCKinG CRazY BAsTArDS...!!

I'll chip in a dollar, caz that's all your skills are worth.

Dam!! I just lost a dollar.

I live in Vegas, dumb ass! :1orglaugh

Proof or ban you lying piece of shit! All you do is talk like a geriatric hooker looking for a dimebag.

You are a trashy lying piece of fake shit!

My guess is you're a Filipino in the Philippines posting for 3 cents per post and collecting 2 cents for each post response.

Toe the top :thumbsup

First world high roller does not have 10k pfffft pathetic...

Where did I say that I don't have 10k?

What's your nick and best result online?

10k debt IRL op...

So you have 10K but are not willing to put it on the table yourself - Why would anyone else have confidence in you if you don't?...

are you dense? :1orglaugh

Why, what am I missing?..

Looks like I have two people interested in the $10,000 Main Event...DMs sent back, whoever sends the $10k first will be the one.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...

It's literally a race to fund jhonnyclips to gamble away their money! Amazing!

Good luck Jonathan!!!

PBBC owns this man making the thread.

This dumb ass has what you are begging for but what you will never get... naah nah nannaah nah...

:1orglaugh

Or you can sponsor me for $10k and I'll let you keep all the winnings!
Better deal, right?

Im shit at maths (or math for you Yanks).

Whats 75% of fuck all?

I'm going to be STACKING people left and right

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Probably why you are broke.

Where did I say I was broke?