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This reminds me of the time my wife lost her keys. we looked all over the house. I found the keys to my mustang. But we just could not find her keys. Then we looked in the couch and found them. Then we went for a bike ride.

That reminds me of when I was in the army. I was driving down the road in my Mustang to go buy pizza and saw an armadillo. It was pretty wild.

That reminds me of that other personal anecdote that is completely unrelated to the thread at hand.

I once threw 5K cash on the table in a nightclub. The girl next to me said that she would do anything for that amount of money while she smiled and winked at me, so I gave it to her and asked her to get me a double pepperoni pizza around the corner.

Armadillo is good eatin.

Edit: oh wait, that's theking.

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This is good Rochard Postin'

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I am very popular in my town. I post my restaurant selfies on facebook with my big smile and sunglasses, especially when they make a pizza in a funny shape. I am very happy and my life is perfect. I am oblivious to everyone who thinks I am a dork behind my back.

i will not loose

This one time, at band camp, a few people in the guys' and girls' dorms (which have windows that face each other) decided to have a strip-tease contest. I honestly didn't see how far it went because it was so damned dark (and to tell you the truth, I was looking to the girl's building and not my own). I was pretty boring back in high school, and somehow I stuck a sousaphone up my ass

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