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Scott McD 07-22-2017 09:57 AM

Ever had to make eye contact while chatting with a chick when she's dressed like this ?? [pic]
 
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b8f84989ef.jpg


It's not easy, as I just found out :Oh crap




Those mesh style tops just kill me :Hollering:jerkoff:Graucho:bowdown

escorpio 07-22-2017 01:20 PM

If it's eye contact she wants shouldn't dress like that.

Bladewire 07-22-2017 01:37 PM

^^^ Loves the taste of hard dick

SilentKnight 07-22-2017 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21905581)
If it's eye contact she wants shouldn't dress like that.

:2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup

TheDynasty 07-22-2017 02:22 PM

no good answer

hot dayum!

Scott McD 07-22-2017 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 21905665)
hot dayum!

That shit totally does it for me... :)

yuu.design 07-22-2017 03:06 PM

oh my god, i'm falling in love with this blonde :)

EddyTheDog 07-22-2017 05:21 PM

For some some strange reason they just make me hungry - I wasn't even breast fed...

rayadp05 07-22-2017 05:25 PM

I'd rather make eye contact with her at the precise moment my dick is about ready to squirt a load inside of her pussy.

escorpio 07-22-2017 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21905587)
^^^ Loves the taste of hard dick

^^^ self-loathing fag

Look Chang 07-22-2017 05:39 PM

I'm sure she prefers body contact... :stoned

bns666 07-22-2017 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21905581)
If it's eye contact she wants shouldn't dress like that.

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Spunky 07-22-2017 06:45 PM

All women should dress like that

EddyTheDog 07-22-2017 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21906175)
All women should dress like that

I know a few that definitely shouldn't - :Oh crap...

Scott McD 07-23-2017 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21906178)
I know a few that definitely shouldn't - :Oh crap...

True story :1orglaugh

mineistaken 07-23-2017 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21906061)
I'm sure she prefers body contact... :stoned

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21906178)
I know a few that definitely shouldn't - :Oh crap...

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

j3rkules 07-23-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21906178)
I know a few that definitely shouldn't - :Oh crap...

Right on.

:thumbsup

King Mark 07-23-2017 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21906028)
For some some strange reason they just make me hungry - I wasn't even breast fed...

Aren't you gay tho?

mikesouth 07-23-2017 03:13 PM

Just Damn....Who is she? she is smokin....I agree that eye contact isn't her goal in wearing that

Smack dat 07-23-2017 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 21907174)
Aren't you gay tho?

Not gay. Bi I think.

bronco67 07-23-2017 07:50 PM

Eye contact is not obligatory when a woman chooses to dress like that. I wouldn't just stare directly at her tits, but I wouldn't try to hide that I'm stealing a few quick looks during our chat. If she doesn't like it, then why did she wear that? But trust me, she likes it when you look.

Please don't mistake this for one of those woman hating rants you can see around here. I love women, and have no problem with a girl showing her stuff because she's got it and knows it. More power to her. But she doesn't have any right to be mad about a man doing what he's biologically programmed to do...which is to look at beautiful tits.

EddyTheDog 07-23-2017 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21907549)
Not gay. Bi I think.

110% gay - It was a lame attempt at a joke...

I will do better next time:upsidedow.....

ruff 07-23-2017 11:27 PM

You make eye contact with her, tell her that her breasts are gorgeous (which she already knows) then you ask her if she would like to see your anaconda. This works every single time here in Miami.

Paul Markham 07-24-2017 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 21905581)
If it's eye contact she wants shouldn't dress like that.

I was going to post that. :1orglaugh

JFK 07-24-2017 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21906178)
I know a few that definitely shouldn't - :Oh crap...

Thank you! :thumbsup

MrMaxwell 07-24-2017 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 21907675)
110% gay - It was a lame attempt at a joke...

I will do better next time:upsidedow.....

You just get worse every day, don't you

MrMaxwell 07-24-2017 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 21905389)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...b8f84989ef.jpg

It's not easy, as I just found out :Oh crap

Those mesh style tops just kill me :Hollering:jerkoff:Graucho:bowdown

Oh my Lord
She is adorable and a Foxxx
I can't wait to have women again
I miss them extremely

BaldBastard 07-24-2017 01:57 AM

She looks very much like this Sydney chick I meet, does some web work too, not porn sighs, Sammy? see if I can find her profiles.

MrMaxwell 07-24-2017 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 21907966)
She looks very much like this Sydney chick I meet, does some web work too, not porn sighs, Sammy? see if I can find her profiles.

I'll tell you one thing, my mother she has always wanted to go to Australia. God knows fucking why. But when I have money I want to send her there. Are you from there? Do you know what's going on there?
Perhaps you could help me figure out what is a good idea, there
Also if I were to accompany her I'd love to grab a beer with you and see could we stand one another at all

BaldBastard 07-24-2017 05:41 AM

I'm New Zealand born but lived in Sydney for the past 20 years, Aus is a good place, but if all she wants to do is cuddle a Koala bear and see a kangaroo, save your money and take a trip to your local zoo, because that's where you will view them best, here as well.

EddyTheDog 07-24-2017 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 21908260)
I'm New Zealand born but lived in Sydney for the past 20 years, Aus is a good place, but if all she wants to do is cuddle a Koala bear and see a kangaroo, save your money and take a trip to your local zoo, because that's where you will view them best, here as well.


True - I was in Aus for a year or so - I did see koalas and kangaroos, but trust me we had to look for them hard - When we did see them they were always heading in the opposite direction and you just saw their asses in the distance or squashed on the side of the road...

We did see a wild Cassowary close up - They are very rare and it was pure luck.....

CaptainHowdy 07-24-2017 07:28 AM

Never ... unfortunately?

Rochard 07-24-2017 08:36 AM

I was at the ANME Founders Show (sex toy show) last week with Jay Kopita and we met a woman who had her boobs ready to pop out at any moment. It was very distracting really.

Hannes 07-24-2017 08:39 AM

smoking :thumbsup

MrMaxwell 07-24-2017 10:03 PM

Wow .. good to know
Australia tried to trick me


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