Question for GFY users
 

So the iPhone 8 is expected to be in stores on September 12th.

Today is September 5th, and I am getting my camping gear ready to camp outside the Apple store near me starting tonight, or hopefully this afternoon if I can make it there in time.

If I bring 8 cucumber-instilled waters to drink per day, will I need the same amount to pee in?

Thanks in advance.

i cunt a4d an iphone 8... :(

Sounds like the gayest camping trip ever.

Depending on how much and when you drank previously to drinking the 8 cucumber-infused* waters, yes you should be able to use the 8 used up containers as pee receptors. Personally, I would bring an extra bottle to start off with.

Also, be careful not to mix up the fresh cucumber-infused water bottles with those used as pee receptors. Though I'd imagine they would taste similar.

*I fixed instilled for infused. But what do I know. I use a Xiaomi MiMax 2, which often gets mistaken for an IPhone Plus.

Perhaps you should take at serious look at your priorities in life. I assume you are camping out to pay an inflated price for a iPhone so you can have one before a shitpot of other people you don't even know? Get yourself a Samsung Galaxy 8, a Starbucks Cafe Latte with 4 raw sugars, and pee in the bathroom.

You can always drink your own pee ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

grab me one while your at it

Use the cucumbers whole...insert them in to your rectum like the typical iPhone user...

Get the iphone

Are you there now Mark?

Did you get your IPhone 8 ?

I'll never understand why anyone would wait in line for some new gadget.

I hate to break this to you, but it's a phone. Might even be a little bit better than my phone. But is it going to change your life? Your world? No, of course not.

Life is better without a phone IMHO

I'm afraid something's happened to Mark! Maybe he ran out of water while camping out in line? Battery dead? I hope he's ok