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2MuchMark 09-26-2017 11:44 AM

Offensive Joke time!
 
Enjoy!
(Warning: VERY Offensive).


nico-t 09-26-2017 11:45 AM

Thumbnail of 2 women telling jokes. No thanks.

SpicyM 09-26-2017 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 22015201)
Thumbnail of 2 women telling jokes. No thanks.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CurrentlySober 09-26-2017 12:26 PM

"Ohhh... I'm so triggered... "

FFS...

TheDynasty 09-26-2017 05:38 PM

i love the a prostitute will wash her crack and sell it again hahaha

oppoten 09-26-2017 06:48 PM

muh 6 gorillion.

bronco67 09-26-2017 06:55 PM

These jokes make WeHatePorn look like George Carlin.

oppoten 09-26-2017 07:04 PM

What's the difference between JK Rowling and Israel?

Israel takes in more refugees.









(for those who don't know, JK Rowling is a well-known "virtue signaller". Probably like the OP :) )

SBJ 09-26-2017 07:24 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I need these jokes right now after the work I just finished!

loreen 09-27-2017 01:46 AM

Meh, not that funny :)

nico-t 09-27-2017 02:09 AM

Ok i just gave it a try.... jesus christ. Every single thing is wrong with this video. For starters jokes and women are the worst combination. And the first few seconds in the guy says, like he is one of the girls, "Aaaawww my god that's terrible!!!!" with a gay lisp. Holy fuck what a feminine dude.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22015197)
(Warning: VERY Offensive).

lol.

pimpmaster9000 09-27-2017 02:26 AM

ok ok I got a really good offensive joke:

US foreign policy!



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AAAAAA!

romeo22 09-27-2017 02:32 AM

That made me a tickle

mineistaken 09-27-2017 10:11 AM

Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

Kiwigirl 09-27-2017 10:32 AM

So messed up and yet I couldn't stop watching...it's no surprise it was posted by you Mark. lol

starling 09-27-2017 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22016337)
Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

https://kek.gg/i/S-pNS.jpg
Better?

freecartoonporn 09-27-2017 11:49 AM

these jokes are nothing.
try 9gag comments sometime.

2MuchMark 09-27-2017 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22016337)
Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

There was, but the guy didn't read them.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwigirl (Post 22016359)
So messed up and yet I couldn't stop watching...

Hey! That's exactly what my girlfriend says when I masturbate. Are you two pals?

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling (Post 22016477)

I didn't get it. Until I got it. UGH

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 22016495)
these jokes are nothing.
try 9gag comments sometime.

9gag? Never heard of it. Please post some of their jokes here?

bronco67 09-27-2017 02:11 PM

Their pussies are losing more moisture every time he tells them one of those jokes.

Bake 09-27-2017 10:17 PM

I attended a Funeral on the weekend and at the end of the eulogy a bloke stood up and said "Do you mind if I say a word?"


The widow replied "Please do."

The bloke said "Plethora."

The widow said "Thank you, that means a lot..."

newB 09-27-2017 11:02 PM

I miss L-Pink

lock 09-28-2017 03:28 AM

Nobody offends quite like Jimmy Carr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_HbqPpQDk

shimmy 09-28-2017 06:01 AM

what was the point of filming their dull reactions?

Vojito 09-28-2017 07:56 AM

I don't even know why I've entered this thread, but it's good :)

Paul Markham 09-28-2017 08:27 AM




mineistaken 09-28-2017 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22016521)
There was, but the guy didn't read them.

You can imagine the level of PC/SJW when whiteys are too afraid to read them even in "most offensive" jokes section :helpme:error

MPGdevil 09-29-2017 07:05 AM

Trump. Can't think of a worse offensive joke.

2MuchMark 09-29-2017 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22017763)
You can imagine the level of PC/SJW when whiteys are too afraid to read them even in "most offensive" jokes section :helpme:error

Maybe he found them too offensive himself, or was afraid of losing his youtube channel.

Paul Markham 09-29-2017 07:42 AM

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.

RazorSharpe 09-29-2017 07:56 AM

DeShawn is sat at the table picking his nose.
His mother says " DeShawn, stop doing that, it's a filthy habit"
DeShawn replies "But mum, all the boys at school do it"
His mum says "Yes, but they don't use a fucking soup spoon"

rowan 09-29-2017 08:21 AM

Thought I recognised the guy... anyone remember this?


freecartoonporn 09-29-2017 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22016521)
9gag? Never heard of it. Please post some of their jokes here?

i am not looking to get banned.
go and check yourself.


https://9gag.com/

jackiehst 09-29-2017 09:25 AM

https://kek.gg/i/5pRRcC.jpg

mineistaken 09-29-2017 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22018549)
Maybe he found them too offensive himself, or was afraid of losing his youtube channel.

You finally reached my point about SJW/PC/libster double standard.
Disgraceful.

just a punk 09-29-2017 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackiehst (Post 22018687)

It's amusing because Christian religion aint better.

Quote:

Deuteronomy 13:

If your very own brother, or your son or daughter, or the wife you love, or your closest friend secretly entices you, saying, "Let us go and worship other gods" (gods that neither you nor your ancestors have known, gods of the peoples around you, whether near or far, from one end of the land to the other), do not yield to them or listen to them. Show them no pity. Do not spare them or shield them. You must certainly put them to death. Your hand must be the first in putting them to death, and then the hands of all the people. Stone them to death, because they tried to turn you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.

Leviticus 24:

Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death. All the congregation shall stone him. The sojourner as well as the native, when he blasphemes the Name, shall be put to death.

Leviticus 20:

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Exodus 31:

Six days shall work be done, but the seventh day is a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day shall be put to death.

Leviticus 20:

"A man or a woman who is a medium or a necromancer shall surely be put to death. They shall be stoned with stones; their blood shall be upon them."

Deuteronomy 13:

You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

John 8:

But Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. Early in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. The scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst they said to him, "Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. Now in the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?" ...

Acts 7:

And as they were stoning Stephen, he called out, "Lord Jesus, receive my spirit."
I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

starling 09-29-2017 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22018771)
I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. 2haEarly in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. 3haThe scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst 4hathey said to him, “Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. 5haNow in the Law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?” 6haThis they said to test him, that they might have some charge to bring against him. Jesus bent down and wrote with his finger on the ground. 7haAnd as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8haAnd once more he bent down and wrote on the ground. 9haBut when they heard it, they went away one by one, beginning with the older ones, and Jesus was left alone with the woman standing before him. 10haJesus stood up and said to her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” 11haShe said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you; go, and from now on sin no more.”]]


Conveniently left the rest out though. Well done.

It was also the jews who stoned Stephen because "he was a martyr".

SpicyM 09-29-2017 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling (Post 22018815)
but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. 2haEarly in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. 3haThe scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst 4hathey said to him, “Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. 5haNow in the Law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?” 6haThis they said to test him, that they might have some charge to bring against him. Jesus bent down and wrote with his finger on the ground. 7haAnd as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8haAnd once more he bent down and wrote on the ground. 9haBut when they heard it, they went away one by one, beginning with the older ones, and Jesus was left alone with the woman standing before him. 10haJesus stood up and said to her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” 11haShe said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you; go, and from now on sin no more.”]]


Conveniently left the rest out though. Well done.

It was also the jews who stoned Stephen because "he was a martyr".


He left it out because the practice of stoning is from old testament (as they mention Moses) while Jesus is in the new testament and since he taught people to love each other he didn't approve the stoning.

Old testament is still the part of Bible though and there are tens of stories full of killing, murder, sex, incest, torture and other perverted shit.

onwebcam 09-29-2017 01:26 PM

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starling 09-30-2017 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 22018831)
He left it out because the practice of stoning is from old testament (as they mention Moses) while Jesus is in the new testament and since he taught people to love each other he didn't approve the stoning.

Old testament is still the part of Bible though and there are tens of stories full of killing, murder, sex, incest, torture and other perverted shit.

So you'll know that the new testament is the Christian part. The old testament is the "Jewish bible" so really your criticism should be reserved for jews. If you're going to make a point at least make the right one.

starling 09-30-2017 11:21 AM

https://pics.me.me/when-we-die-there...r-27984294.png

SpicyM 10-07-2017 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling (Post 22019879)
So you'll know that the new testament is the Christian part. The old testament is the "Jewish bible" so really your criticism should be reserved for jews. If you're going to make a point at least make the right one.

Jewish bible? yeah.. lol
No, the old testament is part of the holy bible.

Now go read about the inquisition and people killed in the name of christianity before talking about religion of peace, idiot. :1orglaugh

rogueteens 10-08-2017 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling (Post 22019883)

lol! ....

pimpmaster9000 10-08-2017 02:43 AM

ok ok I got another offensive joke:

US army


http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/lolololol.gif

nico-t 10-08-2017 02:58 AM

btw those chicks are the epitome of millenial hipster chicks: Not that ugly, but they make themselves unattractive by wearing vegan style clothes. Their whole style is unattractive. And the guy saying the jokes sounds like a feminine douche. I can already imagine they were the type of people to cry like weaklings when Trump was elected. This whole video is one huge fail.

SpicyM 10-10-2017 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 22029195)
btw those chicks are the epitome of millenial hipster chicks: Not that ugly, but they make themselves unattractive by wearing vegan style clothes. Their whole style is unattractive. And the guy saying the jokes sounds like a feminine douche. I can already imagine they were the type of people to cry like weaklings when Trump was elected. This whole video is one huge fail.



The one on the right is not even a woman.. according to her :1orglaugh

celandina 10-11-2017 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22018771)
It's amusing because Christian religion aint better.



I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

They ( Christians) stopped this 800 years ago, you ( extremist Muslims) just started it few decades ago....:321GFY

Reading and doing it NOT the same thing !

oppoten 10-11-2017 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 22031911)

A goy....

rowan 10-12-2017 07:40 AM

If you want to know more about the people in the OP vid (including the guy talking) look up "Onision." It's fascinating but also very very disturbing. In a nutshell: he's a manipulative narcissist who has a fanbase of young girls and likes to flirt with age of consent laws. Two of his relationships started when the girl was 17, including his wife (the one on the right). He even met up with one of them in a different state so they could legally have sex at 17 (he was something like 26). The chick on the left is in her mid teens, and was living with them for a while, so I'm sure he's already begun grooming her.

Not sure if legit mental illness, or just a total asshole.

Dolor 10-12-2017 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by starling (Post 22019883)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

SpicyM 10-12-2017 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 22034019)
If you want to know more about the people in the OP vid (including the guy talking) look up "Onision." It's fascinating but also very very disturbing. In a nutshell: he's a manipulative narcissist who has a fanbase of young girls and likes to flirt with age of consent laws. Two of his relationships started when the girl was 17, including his wife (the one on the right). He even met up with one of them in a different state so they could legally have sex at 17 (he was something like 26). The chick on the left is in her mid teens, and was living with them for a while, so I'm sure he's already begun grooming her.

Not sure if legit mental illness, or just a total asshole.


really.. ? you can legally have sex at 15 in most of Europe. In Hungary it's 14.

ROFL..


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