So.... I'm half way thru my 'Chippy Tea' and I think to myself... (PIC)
 

https://i.imgur.com/ALXOdxb.jpg

I wonder if I could deep throat that sausage and perform fellatio upon it...

So my question is, would that make me gay as its a sausage and not a cock, and I still have not done it yet?

Please answer quickly, as the sausage has started to go cold... I'm into many things, but not necrophilia.

TIA x

Sausages are mostly made of pig cock so it kind of is a cock...

You are a nody boy! :thumbsup

where is the tea?

yummy yummy!

Thats my tea as in late afternoon / early evening meal. Not tea as in a cup of tea. Its called a 'chippy tea' cause it came from my local fish and chip shop.

But be honest though... You DID find that sausage somewhat sexually arousing, no?

That's not a "chippy"! You're a traitor, CS!

its only gay if you get an erection

it is gay...

So swallowing an actual sausage is gay?

It depends on how long it took to swallow it...

Fucking your boyfriend with it first is also a give away.....

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