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Tasty1 05-10-2018 10:06 AM

I met an woman from the USA on a beach in Asia...
 
I am taking a trip to Bali, indonesia.
While looking for a place to set down on the beach bar i landed in the sand next to an American woman about 40 years old.
She started a conversation; where are you from? I said i was from Holland.
While she wasn't a woman i could be interested in, i asked where she was from.
Than she said on the first line, i am from the country with the most crazy president in the world.
I thought, oh no, there we have it. Learning from the GFY topics i responded.
So i said, "you are from Venezuela""
She said 'no' and looked strange.
So than you must be from Iran, Irak, Russia, Syria, Egypt, or maybe Turkey?
Noooo she said, i am from the United States.
I couldn't help myself and started to fuck it up a little more.
She realy kept on going for politics for 10 minutes how stupid Trump was, how her familie was killed by Nazi's. (i just sat down to relax, not to talk world problems).
And that Trump was racist, stupid and he is responsible for killing people in Puerto Rico she said.
I don't want to get involved in topics on GFY about politics, and also not on a sunny beach. But she kept going on, i couldn't even change the subject.
Hillary was the best choice, she should have won, ridicilous Trump won etcetra etcetra.
I just said "she lost". Than she started that Hillary got most votes, and that the world supported her and so on.
I just said, "she lost" according to your laws and i don't care she lost, i never voted on her or Trump, i am from Europe, i have no voting rights in teh USA.
Sitting on a beautiful beach, music, sun, food, a beer she kept talking Trump shoud have lost and how stupid Trump is and what he did with Iran, breaking that deal.
Than i had enough of it already, i came to relax on a beach.
So i said, "She lost 2 years ago, get over it and get a life".
Than she aksed me to leave :) I said, "that was my plan you crazy politics obsessed woman".
So i moved a few meters on the beach next to a normal girl that wasn't obsessed with politics.
Are all people getting this crazy in the USA? Can't they just take it for 5 years that Trump got elected and live with it?

If she would have been 20 and beautiful i just would have agreed to get laid.

PR_Glen 05-10-2018 10:20 AM

I don't mind mixing it up every now and then here because we are, at very least, somewhat acquaintances but talking politics with a stranger on a beach sounds like it would be torture for anyone. I understand what you mean.

SpicyM 05-10-2018 11:01 AM

She prolly was a feminist. Was she ugly?

mineistaken 05-10-2018 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 22267506)
Are all people getting this crazy in the USA?

No, just around 51%.

Look at GFY libsters - they rant about Trump for 2 years DAILY. Imagine their mental state.
I mean this s only GFY, God knows how much ranting daily they are doing on top of that.

:1orglaugh

Ps: respect if those were the actual things you said, brainwashed puppet was schooled and her response was to ask you to leave her in her safe space alone. :thumbsup:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 05-10-2018 12:09 PM

Talking politics is always distasteful, and trying to pretend to know about politics even more so ...

Rochard 05-10-2018 12:09 PM

My thoughts about Trump are well known here on GFY, but GFY is the ONLY place I discuss politics.

I surely wouldn't walk up to strangers on a beach and start ranting about such nonsense.

In person I rarely discuss politics, and only then if asked directly about it. Even then I am not too interested in getting into debates or long discussions. I also do not discuss politics on Facebook. Very, very rarely do I discuss politics on Facebook.

Politics does not consume my free time.

Sid70 05-10-2018 12:51 PM

The next step is ...


http://www.gifsfor.com/uploads/2013/...-cock-fuck.gif

CaptainHowdy 05-10-2018 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 22267592)

Get a hot young girl, oil it, bend it, and bone it?? That solves just anything.

CurrentlySober 05-10-2018 12:54 PM

I liked Bali. When I was there I stayed at the Bali Hyatt Hotel on the beach, and relaxed and got a suntan :)

JFK 05-10-2018 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22267595)
Get a hot young girl, oil it, bend it, and bone it?? That solves just anything.

Tend to agree :thumbsup

Tasty1 05-11-2018 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 22267592)

A dutch comedian Hans Teeuwen made a sketch about the crazy left woman.
Talking right makes them hot, and you have to put some hard reality into them to convince them, was his statement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1oWrZiyFPM

I was more surprised, wanted to say crazy bitch to her, but i kept friendly and said woman. I felt i was walking into a GFY topic in real life. She must have thought the USA is the center of the universe, and than meet someone who didn't give shit who runs it. ALL presidents will do good and bad things.

I travel around Bali now, staying on different beaches, sanur, kuta, lovina and than the Gili islands. I will meet normal people i think :) I will enjoy the vacation. I will say to people i come from the land where they made big business of slavery and appoligize for it. Looks like that is the way people talk now to each other. I will say to all Balinese sorry that we have colonised this land for over 300 years, till the Nazi's attacked Holland and we had to give it up.

Manfap 05-11-2018 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 22267506)
If she would have been 20 and beautiful i just would have agreed to get laid.

Maybe she thought the same about you.

Spunky 05-11-2018 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22267595)
Get a tranny, oil it, bend it, and bone it?? That solves just anything.

Fixed for truth :2 cents:

CjTheFish 05-11-2018 06:53 AM

Liberals tears are the saltiest!

slapass 05-11-2018 07:25 AM

Went out to dinner with a 23 year old girl last night. We talked about how bad Trump is for about 20minutes. It is the norm at the moment in the US. It is super in our face here.

Tasty1 05-11-2018 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22267598)
I liked Bali. When I was there I stayed at the Bali Hyatt Hotel on the beach, and relaxed and got a suntan :)

Bali Hyatt is completely closed in sanur, they built a new one i saw.
I stay near there for 20 usd a night.

thommy 05-11-2018 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22267598)
I liked Bali. When I was there I stayed at the Bali Hyatt Hotel on the beach, and relaxed and got a suntan :)

how did you like the toilettes ?

Phoenix 05-11-2018 11:10 AM

you should have told her there is no gold left in the federal reserve...and asked how she felt about aliens


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