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$5 submissions 06-22-2018 03:23 PM

Name a job that can't be automated / outsourced / reduced to low wage work?
 
Politician is the only 'job' I can think of...
SOMEBODY has to count all that dirty kickback money, you know :winkwink:

Can you think of others?

Smack dat 06-22-2018 03:24 PM

Computer programmer.

CaptainHowdy 06-22-2018 03:25 PM

Serial pooper.

$5 submissions 06-22-2018 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22292170)
Computer programmer.

Aren't there Machine Learning AI programs that write code?

brassmonkey 06-22-2018 03:39 PM

dentist and nail salons, construction, book writing,movie making, bee keeping

kane 06-22-2018 03:39 PM

A plumber, electrician and auto mechanic come to mind.

These are all jobs that take a decent amount of training to do so you can't just quickly replace them with cheaper workers, and I can't see them being replaced by a machine anytime soon.

Look Chang 06-22-2018 07:13 PM

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bronco67 06-22-2018 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22292170)
Computer programmer.

There's probably some Indian on Fiverrr doing it.

adultchatpay 06-22-2018 08:22 PM

Pick pockets!

bronco67 06-22-2018 08:22 PM

Are you asking us a question or making a statement?

Rochard 06-22-2018 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22292191)
A plumber, electrician and auto mechanic come to mind.

These are all jobs that take a decent amount of training to do so you can't just quickly replace them with cheaper workers, and I can't see them being replaced by a machine anytime soon.

I was thinking the same thing. One of our cars is having transmission problems. The car is throwing two codes, so we know there is a problem. But computer cannot put a car under a lift, hear the transmission, or feel the problem.

I would also kill to have a power line out to the corner of my back yard. It's only sixty feet but... How could a robot do it?

tony286 06-22-2018 08:55 PM

I read a book about this and it said if you work in front of a computer with a eventually you won't needed. Those jobs are actually easier for robots to then manual jobs. They spoke how a 8 year old could pick bins better than the robots the Amazon tried using.

I read about a computer diagnosising better than a doctor. It had more information. People think oh it will be those min wage workers who want more money but no it will be the good middle class white collar jobs.

brassmonkey 06-22-2018 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 22292328)
I read a book about this and it said if you work in front of a computer with a eventually you won't needed. Those jobs are actually easier for robots to then manual jobs. They spoke how a 8 year old could pick bins better than the robots the Amazon tried using.

I read about a computer diagnosising better than a doctor. It had more information. People think oh it will be those min wage workers who want more money but no it will be the good middle class white collar jobs.

computers do not have opinions! and a computer is not going to find you a solution better than a doctor! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh a comp is not going to have answers for alternative healing. jeezus

BaldBastard 06-22-2018 09:46 PM

Amazing that you guys can even use the internet.

Every single job listed uses advanced modern technology that didn't exist 30 years ago, if you think that's changing or the world is standing still your sadly wrong. Many already use robots or at least mechanical tools to do a job faster and better than in the past.

brassmonkey 06-22-2018 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22292336)
Amazing that you guys can even use the internet.

Every single job listed uses advanced modern technology that didn't exist 30 years ago, if you think that's changing or the world is standing still your sadly wrong. Many already use robots or at least mechanical tools to do a job faster and better than in the past.

he said automated not assisted. sure doctors use machines that they guide. understand?

GAMEFINEST 06-22-2018 10:39 PM

Anything in the medical field.

pimpmaster9000 06-23-2018 12:48 AM

no job is safe simply because the market will shrink regardless...

you can be the best computer programmer in the world but who is going to buy your shit?....if you put all the low skill people out of work, lets say its 30% of all homo sapiens, the other 70% are going to have to pick up the costs of their UBI or welfare or whatever...then the 70% will have less purchasing power...this in turn will put more people out of business...and so on and so on...

here is an accurate representation:

http://i.imgur.com/POng9wL.jpg

$5 submissions 06-23-2018 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22292189)
dentist and nail salons, construction, book writing,movie making, bee keeping

Fascinating list... Hmmmm, I wonder if there can be robotic bee keeper stacks all monitored, tracked, and optimized from one dashboard...

slapass 06-23-2018 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22292189)
dentist and nail salons, construction, book writing,movie making, bee keeping

Construction is getting so much easier and faster. Plastic has been a game changer for plumbing. It is super easy to do now. Add in screw guns and nail guns. Houses can go up so much faster then before.

Electrician has not changed as much imo. It also requires very little repair so you have less need probably.

Grapesoda 06-23-2018 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 22292169)
Politician is the only 'job' I can think of...
SOMEBODY has to count all that dirty kickback money, you know :winkwink:

Can you think of others?

selling pussy

tony286 06-23-2018 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22292333)
computers do not have opinions! and a computer is not going to find you a solution better than a doctor! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh a comp is not going to have answers for alternative healing. jeezus

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ibm-watson-proper-diagnosis-doctors-stumped-article-1.2741857

Within the next few years with ai they will.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/03/28/its-game-over-for-the-robot-intended-to-replace-anesthesiologists/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1cc0824533d7

This was perfect and it only stopped because poor sales but time change that.

Computers learning to code themselves

https://futurism.com/4-our-computers-are-learning-how-to-code-themselves/

It's magical and scary at the same time. So it ain't just the burger flippers.

celandina 06-23-2018 08:21 AM

Adult film directors..:thumbsup

$5 submissions 06-23-2018 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22292447)
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J. Falcon 06-23-2018 11:09 AM

Human resources

Look Chang 06-23-2018 10:45 PM

Ass eater

PornDiscounts-V 06-23-2018 11:42 PM

I'd like to say SEO. But I cannot. Because I know I could write something to do it.

brassmonkey 06-24-2018 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 22292446)
Construction is getting so much easier and faster. Plastic has been a game changer for plumbing. It is super easy to do now. Add in screw guns and nail guns. Houses can go up so much faster then before.

Electrician has not changed as much imo. It also requires very little repair so you have less need probably.

robots will be working maybe in 100 years if humans still exist. if a company takes jobs away from man they are the enemy! ok car makers got rid of over paying jobs but to leave families flat on their ass was a killing offense.

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Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 22292451)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ibm-watson-proper-diagnosis-doctors-stumped-article-1.2741857

Within the next few years with ai they will.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.1cc0824533d7

This was perfect and it only stopped because poor sales but time change that.

Computers learning to code themselves

https://futurism.com/4-our-computers...de-themselves/

It's magical and scary at the same time. So it ain't just the burger flippers.

whatever dude

PornDiscounts-V 06-24-2018 06:04 AM

Construction: Prefabbed houses made out of modules created in factories by robots. Electrical, plumbing, etc all plug and play.

CaptainHowdy 06-24-2018 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22292284)
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Futurama already predicted robotic escorts . . .

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crunkedge 06-24-2018 03:51 PM

Sommelier or similar jobs..

2MuchMark 06-24-2018 04:04 PM

Good question...

Robots are becoming better every day and what used to be impossible just a few years ago. AI is smart enough to pass the turring test and debate humans, make reservations, etc. Computer generated images perfectly recreate places & objects and are a year or so away from doing the same to people (Thanks, Marvel!). We're doomed.

wankawonk 06-24-2018 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22292170)
Computer programmer.

Definitely this.

If we get to the point where AI is writing code for us, humans won't be doing ANYTHING anymore.

My parents cautioned me when I was 12 years old that programming jobs would get outsourced to india...here I am at 30 years old and the programming job market in the US is better than ever. Programming is half communication and understanding requirements; you can't put an ocean and language barrier between teams and expect good results.

Look Chang 06-24-2018 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22292812)
Futurama already predicted robotic escorts . . .

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