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Grapesoda 08-05-2018 06:09 AM

ever get yer dick waxed?
 
so I was at the nail salon yesterday, and decided to get my nose and ears waxed... guys pay attention to that one, good grooming is important. clean hands and nails are a must.

when I walked of of the 'waxing' both EVERY woman in the place was staring at me, thinking if my dick was a shiny hairless pole! EVERY woman there was thinking about my dick!! wow!!!!!

I smiled at the ladies and causally walked out.... I'm definitely doing that again... :thumbsup

bronco67 08-05-2018 06:33 AM

I got my dick waxed this morning...

BaldBastard 08-05-2018 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22316346)
so I was at the nail salon yesterday, and decided to get my nose and ears waxed... guys pay attention to that one, good grooming is important. clean hands and nails are a must.

when I walked of of the 'waxing' both EVERY woman in the place was staring at me, thinking if my dick was a shiny hairless pole! EVERY woman there was thinking about my dick!! wow!!!!!

I smiled at the ladies and causally walked out.... I'm definitely doing that again... :thumbsup

No, they were thinking.. your either a fag or a tranny and trying to work out which.

bronco67 08-05-2018 06:57 AM

I just realized you said, "I was at the nail salon".

Helix 08-05-2018 07:03 AM

Nose and ear beards are the next big thing!

RedFred 08-05-2018 07:19 AM

A 60 year old guy at a nail salon.

Grapesoda 08-05-2018 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22316358)
I just realized you said, "I was at the nail salon".

yup betcha, I don't work at karmart hommy… I work with the most beautiful young women in the world and they all love the fuck out of it... who in the fuck cares what an internet troll thinks :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

(unless of course you think it will make you take in the ass. if you're not taking black pole up the ass currently you might wanna hold off on the nails)

Grapesoda 08-05-2018 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22316356)
No, they were thinking.. your either a fag or a tranny and trying to work out which.

maybe in your area but not in malibu ca.. okay?? try and stop saying dumb shit for a few days okay bro? you guys are too much..... :helpme

Bladewire 08-05-2018 08:29 AM

You being unshaven with tattoos on your neck I'm sure they weren't thinking your dick more likely they were thinking of where they left their purses

bronco67 08-05-2018 08:34 AM

Tell me if you've heard this one before.

Grapesoda's girlfriend walks into a nail salon, and says, "I need my dick waxed. He's waiting in the car".

Bladewire 08-05-2018 08:50 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 08-05-2018 10:42 AM

you guys are denying your self a great experience.. interesting that the fag in the group is the most homophobic.. isnt it?

to you other guys.. go check it out.. walking into a room full of women looking at you, thinking about your dick is priceless. well except for bronco ad dickboyblade

Bladewire 08-05-2018 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22316438)
you guys are denying your self a great experience.. interesting that the fag in the group is the most homophobic.. isnt it?

to you other guys.. go check it out.. walking into a room full of women looking at you, thinking about your dick is priceless. well except for bronco ad dickboyblade

Proof of waxed ears? Nope. Proof of you cleaned up. Nope. You say youre squating on land in the woods sleeping outside on the ground with your dog scared about being attacked by wildlife at night but... Oh yeah, life for you is Utopia and women staring at your dirty scruffy old body with tattoos on your neck in a nail salon is them wanting your dick. Jesus Christ you're delousional. No wonder you think life is not real but a virtual reality.

CaptainHowdy 08-06-2018 08:07 AM

Rarely nowadays . . .

CurrentlySober 08-06-2018 08:29 AM

i cunt a4d2 get my dick waxed... :(

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Grapesoda 08-07-2018 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22316440)
Proof of waxed ears? Nope. Proof of you cleaned up. Nope. You say youre squating on land in the woods sleeping outside on the ground with your dog scared about being attacked by wildlife at night but... Oh yeah, life for you is Utopia and women staring at your dirty scruffy old body with tattoos on your neck in a nail salon is them wanting your dick. Jesus Christ you're delousional. No wonder you think life is not real but a virtual reality.

cant live with me and cant live with out me can ya? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 08-07-2018 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22316919)
Rarely nowadays . . .

I was considering but no....

CaptainHowdy 08-07-2018 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22317481)
I was considering but no....

I mean I rarely get my dick waxed in a metaphorical way . . .

Bladewire 08-07-2018 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22317480)
cant live with me and cant live with out me can ya? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pics for proof :thumbsup

Grapesoda 08-07-2018 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22317714)
I mean I rarely get my dick waxed in a metaphorical way . . .

hit me on dm maybe I can help you out... I know a lot about girls lol!!

Grapesoda 08-07-2018 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22316380)
Tell me if you've heard this one before.

Grapesoda's girlfriend walks into a nail salon, and says, "I need my dick waxed. He's waiting in the car".

you do know I actually produce sex shoots right? and have for 17 years, right? do you think some lame sex bullshit from you is going to humiliate me? dude..... what a fucking tool... :helpme

Bladewire 08-07-2018 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22317782)
you do know I actually produce sex shoots right? and have for 17 years, right? do you think some lame sex bullshit from you is going to humiliate me? dude..... what a fucking tool... :helpme

Proof. Links to your work. You never provide links to your videos.

17 years if work there must be a video of your high quality work out there somewhere you can link to.

Look Chang 08-08-2018 12:57 AM

Unbelievable, some men have an erection while having their dick waxed ... :stoned

http://www.voyeurstyle.com/contents/...review.mp4.jpg

Manfap 08-08-2018 03:20 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/QiNCkBGubWlLG/giphy.gif

Grapesoda 08-08-2018 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22317787)
Proof. Links to your work. You never provide links to your videos.

17 years if work there must be a video of your high quality work out there somewhere you can link to.

I just re-read the TOS, says I don't need to prove shit to some dumbass dip shit fag, okay? figure it out your self..... :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 08-08-2018 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22317781)
hit me on dm maybe I can help you out... I know a lot about girls lol!!

You're the man, GS :thumbsup.

Bladewire 08-08-2018 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22318079)
I just re-read the TOS, says I don't need to prove shit to some dumbass dip shit fag, okay? figure it out your self..... :2 cents:

So you're either a fake or your work is do crappy you know it's nothing you brag about doing for 17 years. Got it.

Chilling you're such a hatefull old man when people ask to see the work you're bragging about doing in adult for 17 years.

Most people brag and gladly post proof.

Bladewire 08-08-2018 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22318048)
Unbelievable, some men have an erection while having their dick waxed ... :stoned

http://www.voyeurstyle.com/contents/...review.mp4.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PornDiscounts-V 08-08-2018 06:13 PM

Ahem.. by your Mom.

Sorry, but you kind of walked into this one.

rayadp05 08-08-2018 06:58 PM

I just shave my cock with a razor. Must be VERY careful with the blood vessels on the shaft though.

Grapesoda 08-09-2018 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05 (Post 22318575)
I just shave my cock with a razor. Must be VERY careful with the blood vessels on the shaft though.

I'm just down to trimming with the electric

marlboroack 08-09-2018 11:45 AM

My wife waxed my asshole once

astronaut x 08-09-2018 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22316438)
you guys are denying your self a great experience.. interesting that the fag in the group is the most homophobic.. isnt it?

to you other guys.. go check it out.. walking into a room full of women looking at you, thinking about your dick is priceless. well except for bronco ad dickboyblade

I seriously doubt they were enjoying thinking about your old dick. They were probably looking at you like your some kind of an old pervy creep.

Remember you work with a bunch of ladies because you pay them.

This song made me think of you....



I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know, you know, you know…

RyuLion 08-09-2018 03:44 PM

Just shave it Sir..

Grapesoda 08-09-2018 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 22318940)
My wife waxed my asshole once

ouch!!!!!!

directfiesta 08-09-2018 06:06 PM

I got my wallet waxed ...All women are looking at it with lust and envy ....

Bladewire 08-09-2018 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 22319129)
I got my wallet waxed ...All women are looking at it with lust and envy ....

:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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