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CaptainHowdy 08-18-2018 08:20 AM

Do you have a life motto?
 
I don't have one, although I like a lot Flaubert's lyrical "Life! Life! To have erections!" or the anonymous wisdom of "Never put dick in crazy". Share one so I might steal it.

CaptainHowdy 08-18-2018 03:00 PM

Forgot that GFY is lifeless . . .

MK Ultra 08-18-2018 04:06 PM

"Cop Didn't See It, I Didn't Do It"

Bladewire 08-18-2018 04:14 PM

"Fuck the tightest hole"

mikeet 08-18-2018 05:00 PM

i have an anonymous erection right now but never stick it where it don't belong!

baddog 08-18-2018 05:01 PM

Never trust whitey.

8pt-buck 08-18-2018 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22323075)
"Fuck the tightest hole"



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Rochard 08-18-2018 05:38 PM

A few years ago someone asked me what my New Year's Resolution was. I didn't have one, so I gave it some thought. Everyone always has very specific goals. "I want to eat better" or "I want to lose weight" or "I want to be a better parent". I decided I wanted to be better over all.

My motto is "Do better".

Now I do charity work.

Bladewire 08-18-2018 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8pt-buck (Post 22323090)

Darn I'm not your type you're into black dudes :(

Look Chang 08-18-2018 07:09 PM

"Let's twist again ..." :stoned

Bladewire 08-18-2018 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22323095)
A few years ago someone asked me what my New Year's Resolution was. I didn't have one, so I gave it some thought. Everyone always has very specific goals. "I want to eat better" or "I want to lose weight" or "I want to be a better parent". I decided I wanted to be better over all.

My motto is "Do better".

Now I do charity work.

"Expanding always, in all ways"

bronco67 08-18-2018 08:17 PM

"If I'm going to work for an asshole...it's going to be me."

sarettah 08-18-2018 08:36 PM

Never waste any time getting even. Always get way the fuck ahead. :thumbsup

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iceboi 08-18-2018 08:49 PM

Anyone with a life doesn't have a motto...

slapass 08-18-2018 09:02 PM

If you are not getting better, you are getting worse.

brassmonkey 08-18-2018 10:11 PM

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark." :thumbsup:thumbsup

Spunky 08-18-2018 10:39 PM

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GFED 08-18-2018 11:06 PM

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

brassmonkey 08-18-2018 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22323166)
Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.


CurrentlySober 08-19-2018 01:59 AM

Probably YOLO...

But in reality, its 'Seconds please'

XMaster 08-20-2018 03:26 AM

Past doesn't exist anymore.
Future doesn't exist yet.
Present is the only reality, So live it like it was the only thing it matters!

Dead 08-20-2018 03:57 AM

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius—and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
E. F. Schumacher

j3rkules 08-20-2018 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XMaster (Post 22323474)
Past doesn't exist anymore.
Future doesn't exist yet.
Present is the only reality, So live it like it was the only thing it matters!

I really love this one.

:thumbsup

Sid70 08-20-2018 06:00 AM

“You have everything needed for the extravagant journey that is your life.” ― Carlos Castaneda

CaptainHowdy 08-21-2018 07:08 AM

Great ones, guys :pimp.

balint 08-21-2018 07:20 AM

I have plenty of them, but none make any sense in English :1orglaugh

NatalieMojoHost 08-21-2018 07:28 AM

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...n_Do_It%21.jpg

romeo22 08-21-2018 10:12 AM

Life is to show to live it seriously

marlboroack 08-21-2018 10:36 AM

When in victory learn when to stop

thirdworldxxx 08-21-2018 10:44 AM

https://pics.me.me/Instagram-Life-motto-ad7584.png

kmanrox 08-21-2018 11:55 AM

Everyone in life, from the janitor on up, has big business ideas, but it's only those who stop at nothing to bring those ideas to fruition that ever get to realize these dreams.

and

If you don't build your OWN empire, there's always someone who will HIRE you to build theirs.

CaptainHowdy 08-31-2018 05:46 PM

How about "Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her." ??

freecartoonporn 08-31-2018 11:38 PM

nothing is illegal until you get caught.

adultchatpay 09-01-2018 03:51 AM

"There is money in PORN"

NatalieK 09-01-2018 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 22329510)
"There is money in PORN"

:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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