Currently Sober is......
 

Bill Gates?

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-46108083

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Billionaire philanthropist and Microsoft founder Bill Gates had his hands full on-stage in Beijing on Tuesday, showing a jar of human faeces.

The stunt was part of his speech at the Reinvented Toilet Expo event - a showcase for new toilet technologies.

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has spent more than $200m on researching the field across the last seven years.

Twenty cutting-edge sanitation products were on display, intended to destroy harmful bacteria and prevent disease.

"I have to say, a decade ago I never imagined that I'd know so much about poop," Mr Gates joked at the conference. "And I definitely never thought that Melinda would have to tell me to stop talking about toilets and faecal sludge at the dinner table."

The entrepreneur was helping to launch the three-day event in China - where leader Xi Jinping has made a so-called "toilet revolution" across the country a policy priority./......

Feces are the future . . .

Well, soon it will replace oil as fuel.

i like poo

I read and I cannot believe it... Trying to figure out if all that is just a joke of some kind. Probably there's a reason why they decided to invite him, but I am too lazy to google it now.

I found it on a subreddit called NottheOnion, which is traditionally articles that are just that, simply so insane you think it has to be satire.

Has there been a breakthrough?

I often lose feces ... :stoned