I Am Fucking Fed Up. Don't Say You Weren't Warned Stupid Fuckheads
 

It is my opinion that Sawnee EMC SUCKS ASS.

For the past three days they have tried to break into the studio office upstars and not downstairs. There are even different addresss at each, i've padlocked the gate for now, the only reason they got as far as they did was the gardener was cleaning up trash in the front yard otherwise my dog would've eatin that stupid north georgia raisin fuckhead alive. And once a chow gets a hold of you they can be nasty fuckers.

Mr. J.D. Obenberger and Associates will be reprenting myself, ALBUMSIDE.COM and certain other parties and individuals I am not at liberty to discuss at this time.

JD can't lose because those knuckleheads at Sawnee have already provided everything he needs and don't even know it yet.

The first guy refused to identify himself. Then he after several polite and repeated requests and making it quite clear that the upstairs and downstairs were two totally seperate entities actually owned by some umm.. adult companies and some companies that I have signed agreements to never reveal the nature of work I do for.

Then the second guy came out. Saw him pass by the house, my pir zone 4 sensor went off so i checked that cam and managed to walk to the driveway before he could get away, i gave him the come back here gesture with my finger .. he put it in reverse.

Clearly marked on side of truck SAWNEE EMC.
I identified my self clearly as being the one in charge of all this stuff up here which you can't even put a price tag on there have been so many yrs invested in.

And to top it all off.. I got multiple camera shots of everything that went along with the audio, phone call records, sawnee's own records and lord i forget how many laws they've repeated broken. The last guy that just walked in scared the shit out of me cause I was on air and can't hear when I have headphones on.. so fuck if he hadn't hit so hard on the door he could've cut my throat and that'd be the last anyone would've ever heard of me.

I'm sure that might make somebody happy but i hope not.

Anyway.. even called them back a few minutes ago they promised me they'd have it taken care of right away, had head of security and some other guy i dunno and me on a three way discussing the whole problem and that I had agreed that I'd take care of my end if they'd just do theirs.

Well they didint'.. they didn't even bother to call my wife to try to collect a debt that wasn't owed because of.. oh my goodness i bet you'lll never guess.. a check she forgot to write.. and I'm sure you all know how quick an electric company will cut u off if you don't pay immediately or they .. um. .. cut your power isn't that right?

Well gee.. that means that all the shows I do.. all my customers.. my listeners.. and partners in Albumside.com and Webmasterlive.com etc... at my going rate of a standard 250.00 an hr... and at last call which was an hour ago to see if they had resolved it yet... and had not.. tried to inform the only available superviser at the time that it was my duty at this point to direct any communicatoins towards Mr. Obenberger as that I had already contacted him and hired him to take my case.

The great thing about it is you and me and everybody else knows there is no way Joe can lose this one, he doesn't even have to come to georgia! All he has to decide is how much they're willing to settle out of court for and I'm gonna leave that totally up to him.

I warned em... some people.. just don't fucking listen.. and even though I have lived in GA for over 30 yrs I must say at this point I am ashamed of myself and every single individual who ever chose or were forced to use what is in my opinion THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE DUMBASS GO FUCKYOURSELF WITH A BRROMSTICK COUNTRY HICK IDIOTS I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING MORONS.

Time's up for you Sawnee EMC
And it's time to pay the piper.. and the attorney and the one certain person who above all others and except god and my wife and family has ALWAYS been a friend to me. ALWAYS AS IN FUCKING ALWAYS.

So I guess the question is...

What the hell do I do now with an Electric Company?

I can't even use a vacuum cleaner lol.

Thanks for taking the case Joe, U ROKK!!

If anybody else needs the BEST BAR NONE KICK SOME MOTHA FUCKIN ASS TELL U NO LIES ATTY IN THE WORLD AND I FUCKING MEAN IT

Contact Joe

http://www.xxxlaw.net/

sorry that was too much reading...

Why are you telling us ?

who fucking cares ?

gfy= Therapy for most

need a summary head hurts

*shakes head*

anyone here have stock in some hicktown electric company?

I wonder if he calls his lawyer to let him know that he heard a noise down the road while he was taking a shit and is sure that someone was up to no good.

Not you obviously since you don't understand so why don't you just shut the fuck up and find some other playpen to shit in.

All the best,

I wish I had an audio file of the sound Scooby-Doo makes when he's confused:

"Aoihhrte"?

Got another chapter?

Hmm im not sure if i got it right.

But your electricty bill did not get paid...and they came to shut off your power?

Dokk,

I am a bit lost. Can you give me the Dokk 1.0.1 report on what are your problems, who are your friends, who are you enemies and i can possibly help you (or not)?

Bit too long for me aswell.

Just a quick note. Who are the bad guys, who are the good guys, who are you taking to court and why.

And SHORTER!

Thanks.

i like pizza

You wouldn't believe me but I'll go ahead and tell you anyway. The entire premises is surrounded by PIR sensors in different zones that let me know exactly whehther it's a car person and automatically is programmed not to activate on any animal going by etc.

So I know which direction they're coming from which kicks on a monitor and camera for that particular zone.

Each zone is equipped with auto switching color/bw infrared waterproof (down to 500m) cameras that get a gorgeous picture even in pitch black of night. The day pic ain't so bad either.

The entire system is integrated into a matrix that i designed myself using commercial grade modulators (holland), I tri multiplexed through a hacked Replay unit (look up replay hacking project on google) and I have a pair of 150giggers in there that will record real time multiple camera angles of EVERYTHING that goes on the outside perimeter of the whole place.

This is fed back into the already existing cable provided by.. shit.. whoever the dumbasses were that put in my cable way back and tromped all over my brand new carpet with their muddy ass boots.. DAMMIT and they even drilled holes through my electrical lines.

Any guess as to why I switched to Dish Network?
I'll only give ya one lol. ;-)

Anyway.. that's only a portion of the system.. the entire thing is computer controlled by a system i designed and built myself.

If an alarm goes off all I have to do is pick up the phone, press the pound sign and it will tell me what exactly is going on from the temperature, a rapisit, robber or whatever I want it to in very understandable computer english (latest microsoft codecs, i'm on their beta team)

And the sweetest part of it all is that I can do all that with a tiny little Motorola umm.. I think it's a T200 a little red pager thing with a teeensy little keyboard. You type on it with your thumbs.

Takes a little practice but once u get good with it it's easy and fun.

I can control everything in thte house from temp to lights (even dim by percentage increments) and have it all done by all kinds of automatic ways from just telling it to to sending it a little email on my little pager.

And jeez.. that's just the security portion... i'm pooped.

lol...

nitey!

uh. hmm.

What's this about?

the Illuminati

yeah well, i have a six headed hydra worm with a 1024 bit encryption which is able to sniff out digital footprints across multi-platform networks.

"Aoihhrte"?

<img src="http://sja.ucdavis.edu/images/einstein-lg.jpg">

You see Brujah's post? 23 23 23 23

"Purple Haze all in my brain"
"Purple Haze can it be night or day"
"Purple Haze all in my brain"
"Cuse me while I kiss the sky"

:winkwink:
Oz

Ummm....Ok.

Your electric company shut your power off becuase you didn't pay the bill and you are now suing them becuase you can't make your $250.00 an hour anymore?


Did I come close?

it was a good thing you signed your name at the end of your post, else we wouldn't have known who said that.

What in the fuck is a Swanee?

Who and what are you complaining about? (in short)

NOW THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!
I dunno who you are aren't gonna bother to check even but fucking thank you you just made me nearly "shit mah britches" i "laffed so dadgummed hard"


u rokk

Dokk, again, I am more interested in WHY you installed this shit. To fend off the Hizbullah? Who are your enemies? Who are your friends? Who are you taking to court? Can't you write something short and simple for idiots like me?
1. What your problem is
2. Who your enemies are
3. Who your friends are
4. What do you want from us
Just help me understand. All I see is that you are fighting a lot with a lot of people, and do not understand what why where.

One word of advise though: I do not have (or need) missile advanced warning systems - but I CAN tell you that you are VERY unprofessional and VERY careless to advertise here to everybody exactly what your system is built like. The hardest part of robberies etc. is to know how the security system is built. You just gave the world an exact map of what Dokk's security system is built like.

Keep your enemies guessing. Don't post your guts on a public board!

yes, give us the cliff notes.

oh.. Its a security system?

BZZZ.. TOTALLY WRONG ANSWER
You're out of the game.

Buh Bye!

;-))

i believe these are the cliff notes.

EXACTLY! BONE THE MOTHA FUCKIN PRONE MAN

That other dude is out and I think we already have a winner folks... ;-))))


u also rokk

i give you the official rokk rating of 5 out of a possible 5 ***** stars

http://www.sawnee.com/

Looks like Dokk didn't pay his electric bill, power got killed, and now the Men in Black and Aliens can get in his house to probe him and he's losing the $250 an hour he should be making from his radio shows.

Me thinks.

uh huh.

"Aoihhrte"?

im glad my electric company doesnt read gfy

I did'nt see the number associated with his post, though...

Well I just saw a picture of you.. dude you look great!
So why would you say such a thing just because it's only your head that looks a a peruvian shit beetle?

lol

Illuminati and 23 go hand in hand. Read man read. ;)

http://www.illuminati.de/

Boneprone we've never had much time to talk.. and I have no idea of what you really do or are good at... but you are one sharp mofo muffkin man and I am going to want to do some business with you.


Now we just gotta figure it out.

You impressed the hell out of me dude.. not many people hear me say that.

;-)

D- O - Double K in Da House!!

Ive always had the upt most respect for you bro.
I even met you in Portland about 2 years ago at one of the AWE things.

Im crshing your radio from time to time.
THose days when you see a high number of people in the chat room are usally the days I was there. I bring the family where I go.

dokk, i emailed you at your thud.net emial address a few days back.
Did you ever get it?

LOL.. YOU DUMBASS
Can't you read?
I said only a PORTION.
I was a PI for many years.

How many have you?

"Aoihhrte"?
























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haha!

Naw man, too much spam, use [email protected], [email protected] and you'll get right through.

My office # is 770-965-0609 and I"m usuallly up all night!

NEVER hesitate to call. I don't give a fuck what time it is.
Cuz I don't have to lol ;-)))

I hope you get addicted to GFY and post here more Dokk.

You seem to have a way with the people here.

The force is strong in you.
Even though you are on the verge of a nervous breakdown!!

You're loosin it man! These Swanie fucks are fuckin ya up!

Have JD sue for mental Distress also.