According to study, you can become immortal if you stop eating french fries
 

That's some good news. I was not aware that there was actually a way to avoid death but according to this article in the Post you can, simply by not eating fried potato things.

So, by what that says, if you eat a lot of fried potato products on a regular basis then you are more likely to die than if you don't. So cool!


https://nypost.com/2018/12/04/eat-mo...e-expert-says/


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"from obesity, diabetes and heart disease" -rest of the article

Nothingburger

Yet you think these people can predict the end of the World. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pretty sure we all have a 100% guarantee of mortality at some point but this is why I smoke whilst peeps eat french fries. it's the healthy choice

But, it does not say that in the article. It says that fried potatoes have been linked to those 3 things but then the article states that you have a higher risk of mortality without any qualifiers.

Higher risk of mortality means you are more likely to die with the logical inference being that if you do not eat Fried potato products you are less likely to die.


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Poorly written paragraph. Blame the writer, not the science.

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I thought so too, until I read the article ;p

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so stop eating fried food (if you ever did) and start smoking instead

cast off the evils of fried potatoes in favor of sweet, sweet nicotine. the toluene makes it extra tasty

but fuck, then we'll never get to party in hell excluding those who would just choose bad music anyway

I may need to rethink this :Oh crap

I think they are just saying that eating fried foods speeds up individual mortality. It's a commonly used term among academics and scientists I think.

You almost make cigs sound enticing. ;)

Anything fried is bad, but i think it's fine to eat it no more then once weekly.

Life kills . . .

Oh no, french fries is my fav one :(

not rocket science... look at your salad dressing next go around. oil and water don't mix

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^^^listen, ending up with a voice that sounds like an emphysemic cat coughing up a hairball is sexy mkay?

Your PM i open this morning was a little Disturbing. GO get help man.....

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