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Google Expert 01-09-2019 11:39 AM

Jeff Bezos, worth $137 billion, is getting divorced
 
He lives in Washington State and has filed in Washington.

Washington is a community property state, which generally means each spouse will receive half of the marital assets. However, the spouses' financial circumstances can become uneven after a divorce if one spouse has excessive separate property. Separate property is property owned before the marriage, received as a gift or inheritance during the marriage, or property purchased during the marriage with other separate property.

Amount of Alimony

In addition to the spouses' financial circumstances, a Washington court considers other factors when setting the alimony award. These factors include the spouses' ages and health conditions, the standard of living established during the marriage and paying spouse's ability to meet his alimony obligation while meeting his own needs. Additionally, the court will examine the time the receiving spouse might need to obtain training or education sufficient to gain employment and become self-sufficient. Such employment should be in the field of the spouse's "skill, interests [or] style of life." One factor the court will not consider is a spouse's misconduct, such as adultery or abandonment, leading to the end of the marriage or partnership.

So She ends up with 50% OR More depending on how good her attorney's are. She going to be Rich - Wait she is already Rich

He will exchange her for a new model and have her shipped by Amazon Prime for next day delivery :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 01-09-2019 12:48 PM

https://i.redd.it/r06lbez5rt711.png

2MuchMark 01-09-2019 12:57 PM

Someone tell her I said Hi.

Paul&John 01-09-2019 01:14 PM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA

JFK 01-09-2019 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 22394016)

Heard that the wife was instrumental in helping the business grow ? :2 cents:

Rochard 01-09-2019 02:47 PM

Meh. He will hand her a cool billion and everyone will be happy.

Bladewire 01-09-2019 04:06 PM

She's gonna be rich! I mean, stay rich

bronco67 01-09-2019 04:26 PM

It doesn't matter if you have 1 billion or 137 billion. You're still rich as fuck.

Bezos is going to have hoes parachuting onto his roof.

EddyTheDog 01-09-2019 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22394120)
It doesn't matter if you have 1 billion or 137 billion. You're still rich as fuck.

Bezos is going to have hoes parachuting onto his roof.

I'm actually posting this from his roof - You never know, he might fancy a change...

~Ray 01-09-2019 04:53 PM

Must be nice

Ray
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bloggerz 01-09-2019 04:55 PM

Ok that's why Amazon stocks are down 11% lol

ilnjscb 01-09-2019 06:17 PM

The one time I've ever wished I was a woman. And she'll get way more than 1B - the company was started the year AFTER they met.

freecartoonporn 01-09-2019 06:52 PM

off-course, both are super rich and need newer models/partners.

PR_Glen 01-10-2019 07:00 AM

half only makes sense for assets or if the total amount cash is so small it is insignificant in the long run. When its beyond hundreds of millions I can't imagine any court would come to the conclusion that someone has grown accustomed to living a life of buying islands and building empires.

This doesn't exist in canada. Even prenups are worthless here as it is up to a judges discretion depending on duration of marriage and contributions both financially and domestic responsibility.

Busty2 01-10-2019 07:07 AM

wrong thread!!!!!!!!
 
Wrong thread !!!!

ghjghj 01-10-2019 07:09 AM

you lost son

bronco67 01-10-2019 12:11 PM

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebri...cid=spartandhp

Sorry to be so shallow, but if I was moving on from divorce with billions of dollars I'd be doing much, much better than her. I'd be on a floating harem getting gangbanged by 30 Instagram fitness girls.

Busty2 01-10-2019 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ghjghj (Post 22394516)
you lost son

Yes sorry mum

Busty2 01-10-2019 12:16 PM

Im trying to find her contact #s. I need a new wife with a few bucks! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tony286 01-10-2019 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22394068)
Heard that the wife was instrumental in helping the business grow ? :2 cents:

Yep she isnt a gold digger she was with him when he was just a regular guyx. I read she was driving while he was putting the amazon business plan together. They worked in ny so i guess on the drive to washington.

tony286 01-10-2019 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22394071)
Meh. He will hand her a cool billion and everyone will be happy.

They live in a community property state and bezos wealth is all amazon. He owns 16 percent of amazon, so she is intitled to half in theory. With 8 percent she would be one of the largest shareholders of amazon and the richest woman in the world. They have no prenup because he was just a guy when they got married they worked together in NYC.

P_RABID 01-10-2019 08:50 PM

Suck shit Bezos :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Tasty1 01-11-2019 08:29 AM

Finally he can do with the rest of the money whatever he wants without an annoying woman complaining.

NatalieK 01-11-2019 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22394068)
Heard that the wife was instrumental in helping the business grow ? :2 cents:

absolutely, she was his accountant for the first years...


fuck everyone saying nasty shit about either, they´ve been trying months of separation, marriage rebuild, but since he had an affair, who he is now with, they are taking out divorce and shall remain a strong family for their children...


Stable minds, just hearts in different places :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 01-11-2019 11:39 AM

LOL it appears that bezos was sexitng his mistress and the messages and even nude bezos selfies have come out...

NatalieK 01-11-2019 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 22395076)
They live in a community property state and bezos wealth is all amazon. He owns 16 percent of amazon, so she is intitled to half in theory. With 8 percent she would be one of the largest shareholders of amazon and the richest woman in the world. They have no prenup because he was just a guy when they got married they worked together in NYC.

this...

it will be a fair 50/50, but I don´t think he will share his stocks, maybe he will buy her stocks out so she gets a cool few billions in her bank & he remains with 16% stocks...

They seem to be very decent people and care for their children, Bezos saying his ex wife and he will remain a strong family for them and he has just found love with the other woman...

to split 50/50, he should feel happy with considering it was adultery he commited :2 cents:

NatalieK 01-11-2019 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22395533)
LOL it appears that bezos was sexitng his mistress and the messages and even nude bezos selfies have come out...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...nchez-13836707

Bladewire 01-11-2019 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22395533)
LOL it appears that bezos was sexitng his mistress and the messages and even nude bezos selfies have come out...

I bet he has a beautiful thick circumcized cock with a bulbous knobby head.

pimpmaster9000 01-12-2019 03:35 AM

she is nice and milfy and I would hit it no problem

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...0&h=800&crop=1

Tasty1 01-12-2019 12:37 PM

If he is smart he never merry again, they come only for his money and fame now. She will enjoy her new life also more. On the other hand, what does a few million more or less matter, can't take it with you in the end. He can merry a few times more and cut his fortune in half every divorce.

freecartoonporn 01-13-2019 07:09 AM

in other news.

Jeff Bezos offered FREE membership to 'Sugar Daddy' dating site

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/jeff-b...rship-13836876


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