Oh My Aching Weiner
 

Picked up a Dancer last night at the club. Shit I just got rid of her after a fuck marathon.We must have porked at least 6 times :).I think she will have to stick around for a bit.She likes it up the ass.I have the webcam hidden for our next fuckfest:Graucho Snug little slut too.Ah nothing like a good night of fucking to feel alive again :glugglug

translation:

Picked up a hooker last night on the corner. I prematurely ejaculated all over my shoe. We must have porked for at least 6 seconds though. I think she will have to stick around for a bit, while i look for loose change to pay her. Her pimp is gonna bury his foot in my ass .I have the webcam hidden for my next embarassment because i'm a dork. To feel more like a manly man, I will refer to her as "slut". Ah nothing like a good few seconds of fucking and posting a complete line of bullshit on GFY to feel alive again.

Translation:
Your girlfriends ass is sweet.

Oh shit that's funny. :1orglaugh

Hah

MattO how did u put the lightning in that movie? What software?

also you added something in the background that is going back and forth, it's too fuzzy, can't make it out - what is it?